Conan O’Brien celebrated the opening of Colorado’s drive-thru dispensaries by envisioning how most customers will adjust to the convenient new service:
To be fair, a one-stop-shop drive-thru that would let you do your banking, pick up an eighth, and dish out cheeseburgers sounds pretty heavenly. (Although what’s up with the pre-ground cannabis? SMH. Conan, come talk to us about how to accurately portray some lovely product in your sketches. We’re clearly fans, if you haven’t noticed by now.)