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High elevation warning needed! Just did a few dabs, with my homie Shottie, of some beautiful Shatter type BHO, processed by Botanical Laboratories over in Portland. We then proceeded to sit, awestruck at the way the light and smoke mingled, couch locked for an ungodly amount of time. With a particular musky, warm terpene profile Snow Leopard has a creamy mouthfeel, reminiscent of the most exceptional of Mcflurries. Would pair well with some fuzzy socks, autotune the news, room temp faygo.

Traditionally a heavyweight motivation krushing, kouch locking, munchies inducing Indica, this Grape Krusher fell flat on its face. Cultivated by innovators over at Pruf Cultivar in Portland, Or, procured at the wet dream dispensary of modernist consumers worldwide, Serra. The bag appeal was exemplary with a flavor profile of the most elegant prison toilet wine. Combining a corpulent mouthfeel, a mild aftertaste of used Hubba Bubba, this Grape Krusher failed to impress.

Mysterious, delicious, consciously cultivated by the Artesians over at CascadiaElevatedAgriculture. This spunky little number is Oregon grown and bursting with character. Reminiscent of a late 90's rap video the nug was bling-blinging with trichomes with a terpene profile evocative of Auntie Sadies Sunday perfume. Heavy notes of (less intoxi...enjoyable) purple flowers and filling mouthfeel make this an ideal precursor for Canna and Chill.

PHK is a tasty indica that will stimulate an intimate relationship between the consumer, and their couch. For a somewhat imposing dense bud, I found her to taste surprisingly fruity and light. Her aroma brought to mind a fresh melon salad with some floral hints.

Oh Lavender, what a decadent strain! Lavender has made herself a home as one of my favorite all time strains. Even in small amounts, she exudes the unmistakable characteristic scent and violet of her of her namesake; the scent of mountain grown Lavender. The experience of consuming a Lavender joint can be likened to achieving momentary Nirvana; albeit in an absolute stoney, relaxed state.

Such a great strain. Definitely a A+ indica imo.