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Recent Reviews23 total

Golden Goat

8/28/2024
Golden Goat deserves the hype it gets, and I expect we'll soon be seeing more of it as it gains popularity. I wouldn't be surprised if it became a classic. Full of positive energy, this strain is great for starting your day, getting a jump on chores, or even for fun activities like an amusement park. This strain can be a heavy hitter on energy, even as an experienced user I'm surprised by how it keeps evolving. Those with a low tolerance should use this strain in moderation or chance greening out. In higher doses, this strain gets additional mild euphoria.
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EnergeticEuphoricFocusedUplifted

Unicorn Blood

8/28/2024
"Eh." I've had this strain in my ever-changing collection for over a year now and it's never one I really think about. I'm an experienced user, it's possible the THC content is just too low for me or it wasn't a good crop. It tastes nice, it's slightly sweet with a berry and earthy flavor. Overall, it was just mildly relaxing and happy, but nothing too strong or noticeable. It would be nice for mild stress throughout the day.
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HappyRelaxedUplifted

Space Cake

8/27/2024
Space Cake has quickly risen into my top 20 list, and I've tried over 100 strains now! This hybrid is a rarity in that it isn't too energizing, nor is it tiring. This euphoric strain is fun, relaxing, and if your mood is just right, giggly as heck. My vision gets a bit weird and unfocused, so walking isn't particularly safe, so plan to stay in and relax while watching a movie or listening to music 🎶 I've tried this strain by two brands now and am choosing to review the better of the two, which was FVKD Exotics. It does have a thick, choking smoke that's a bit too chemical for my taste. You definitely "cough to get off" on this beauty.
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EuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedUplifted

Rainbow Belts

8/21/2024
I'm going to be sad when this cartridge runs out. I've tried this beautiful strain from 3 different brands, and while each tasted wildly different from each other, they all had the same overall effects: happy and euphoric. This bright hybrid will add some spark to your upbeat night out with friends or for a fun game night sure to bring on the giggles. I must give a shout out to Hidden Hills. Of the three companies I sampled from, their vapes gave me the best euphoric effects and outshine even some of my old favorites. Overview: A happy and euphoric strain great for a fun evening. The smoke is a bit thick and tends to make me cough a bit harder than usual. The flavor is tropical with hints of something bitter lingering in the aftertaste. Just be careful not to take too much, or the room may start spinning.
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CreativeEuphoricGigglyHappy

White Gummy

7/9/2024
White Gummy is a nice, relaxing strain that tastes as good as it sounds. It is candy-like with sugary citrus sweetness and a hint of something floral. Maybe Jasmine? The flavor is really nice and not overwhelming, it strongly reminds me of a tea I had a long time ago. Overall this strain is fairly positive with euphoria knipping at your heels, but not overwhelming your brain. It's bright, flavorful, and happy. A bonus, I slammed the top of my head on the edge of the door frame of my new car yesterday. The pain has been bothering me all day, and after a few hits of white Gummy, it's finally dulled enough that I don't notice it.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxed

OG #18

6/5/2024
I have spent a good amount of time thinking about this strain before deciding to review it. Initially, I did not like Private Reserve OG. I thought it tasted like someone grabbed a random fistful of greenery, spritzed it with perfume, then shoved it in my mouth. I hated the taste and I really didn't feel much of anything the first two times I tried, though they were low doses. I gave it another go about a month later and I can't believe I almost gave it up. This strain is an amazing stress reliever while not clouding your brain. I feel content, relaxed, and relatively stress free at the moment. Even in high doses, I can still work through the light haze of euphoria and get my work done. It's a great strain for listening to music too. I'm still not a big fan of the taste, but I'm so glad I gave it another chance because it was worth it. My husband now uses it daily at work for stress and pain and it's his top #1 favorite.
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EuphoricFocusedRelaxed

Ecto Cooler

6/1/2024
This strain strongly reminds me of Private Reserve OG, with a calming not-give-a-**** factor, but far more energizing. This is a great morning and afternoon strain with a clear-headed high that distinctly indicates its strong sativa nature. Prepare for a lot of coughing from this dense smoke. The chemically-pine flavor is unpleasant for a brief moment before sliding into a wood and citrus aftertaste. Overall, a very pleasant afternoon strain great for getting things done. It loses a star for the intensely unpleasant coughing fits I experience while partaking.
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EnergeticFocusedRelaxed

Gary Payton

5/4/2024
Gary Payton saved me. I've been having an awful past month with our only car needing $7k in repairs, work being more stressful than ever, 2 pets with emergencies, a wedding, and a $3k bill due along with taxes. Not only all of that, but I was also just diagnosed with ADHD and had recently gone back on antidepressants. My dose for both meds got doubled at the same time and I was close to entering serotonin storm. I had awful panic attacks, no sleep, and I was extremely depressed. Gary got me through the aftermath. This past week in particular I've had Gary every day and have felt my mood lift for the first time each day. It's thanks to this beautiful strain that I was able to relieve enough stress to get through the next day. Without these mood boosts, I don't know how I could have gotten through it all. Bonus note: Gary is a great mood booster on a bad day, but trying him out when you're already in a good mood is a wonderful time. It's bright, happy, and can be giggly at times. It's relaxing, but could be couch-locking in high doses.
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GigglyHappyRelaxedUplifted

MAC #10

4/13/2024
Miracle Animal Cookies are indeed a miracle... I have finally found a strain that I can use while working. Even in fairly high doses I find I'm still able to keep focused and motivated. It gets a bit dreamy the more you take with a tingling sensation that spreads down your arms and back. This strain isn't terrible in flavor. I tend to stay away from the more earthy and diesel flavors, but this one isn't too bad. It has a faint spicy/herbal taste with an earthy, almost pine-like follow-up. The smoke isn't too intense. I have airway issues and it doesn't make me cough much, especially compared to those with similar flavor profiles. It has made my vision go weird, it feels very dreamy and high definition. Overall a productive and focusing strain that allows you to relax while getting things done.
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FocusedRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Cherry Pie

4/10/2024
Cherry Pie is one of those rare strains that can be good alone or mixed with something else. I wasn't terribly impressed my first time trying it and I realize now it's because it's so gentle. It doesn't slap you in the face with euphoria or make you super chill. It's a quiet strain that gently bolsters your mood while keeping you relatively sober. The smoke isn't too thick, and I usually don't end up coughing much, if at all, when I smoke (and I have airway issues). I don't taste much from this strain, and I've tried 3 different brands. The flavor is as gentle and as subtle as the effect. Now, as far as mixing strains, Cherry Pie is the perfect sidekick. Because it isn't terribly potent, I often like to mix this strain with Area 51 or Strawberry Lemonade that share similar effects. They compliment each other well and lead to an even more happy high. Overall, I think this is the perfect strain for beginners or for those who are sensitive to THC.
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HappyRelaxedUplifted