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Pineapple flavor explodes from this uplifting, depression-squashing strain, which I merrily consumed in the form of a Buddies brand distilled cannabis oil vape cartridge, labeled “Hybrid.” Pineapple is great to have on hand for daytime use. It provides energetic, functional, and happy effects. Engaged and focused, yet also chill and—most importantly—relieving. It tickles my excitement receptors in a way that they would be tickled just prior to boarding a jet for a transatlantic flight, for example. The feeling of anticipation that something good is on the horizon washes over me, and as I have been diagnosed with MDD, this is an especially invited feeling. This strain would be a fantastic choice for toking on the beach or by a resort pool. Effects align with what could essentially be the vape version of a Piña Colada. It will be a magnificent vacation strain, for the days when that is more likely to occur on a legal level… There’s something essential about Pineapple—it’s an obvious choice for a casual sesh.

Moby offers a rare glimpse into a magnificently blissful world, and a deep and focused glimpse into one's creative self. As someone who has been diagnosed with MDD and General Anxiety Disorder—and as someone who is a graphic designer/illustrator—it is currently my all time favorite strain, no competition. To the eye, “Moby,” as it is labeled, in the form of a 1g Buddies distilled cannabis oil cartridge (marked as a sativa), is as clear as water—the clearest cannabis oil I have ever seen. It also has the densest viscosity of any cannabis oil I have ever beheld. Moby provides incredibly uplifting and beautifully euphoric effects. It is my go-to medicine—a rare sativa which for me has been unexpectedly compatible with my general anxiety disorder. This review strictly relates to my personal experience—it is not intended as treatment advice. The first effects take hold rapidly, initiating in a burst of energy followed by an energetically euphoric state which envelops, completely and in equal parts, body and mind. Once euphoria is reached, it is continuously suspended in magical way that, for me, few other strains have done. Moby doesn’t get in the way of whatever it is one would like to be doing. House tasks, lounging on the floor with music. Speaking of, should one be as heavy into music as I am then this strain is essential. Moby opens the door into a parallel world where one can do a tap dance or lie flat on one’s back. One can be talkative or reclusive. One can write a tedious text entry (in fact, I’m partaking of Moby while writing this review) or stare at shapes in the clouds as they pass by. All of those things are equally amazing and equally as likely with Moby.

While the effects of this strain are almost immediately noticeable after the first toke, it can take quite a while for the full effects to kick in. 45 minuni An unexpected tension between stimulation and sedation.

This strain is something very special, and not like the others. Let me explain… Upon opening the lid of my Jager live resin batter, the smell was incredible. Just like they say... Fuel ("gas") with a hint of licorice. Definitely some diesel coming through. The best smelling strain I've yet to encounter—burned my nose it was so good. Shortly after initiating a smoke sesh, my senses became clearer, but particularly noticeable were the amazing improvements to my mental clarity. A peaceful, energizing center eventually found its way into my mind. After an hour and a half or so of use, puffing through the duration, this song Rivers by Naden came on and suddenly this intense wave of emotion came over me and I straight-up started crying because of how beautiful it was. Later, an energized but also calm euphoria passed over me in a way I've yet to experience with any cannabis strain or cannabis product that has ever passed through my body. At the two hour mark of continuous use, I felt like a pioneer of the skies—climbing high in a balloon—the first to do so at that height. Farther and farther we will reach into this euphoria of the clear blue crystal skies. Sun rays and sonic euphoria will surround us all over our bodies, breathing in and wrapping around the out. And swirl and farther down we’ll go until we reach the next song. Press the solid gold play. Solid, cold, soft, smooth, and golden. Bite that sh*t. Oh yes, Jager. The stuff of legends…

For this review, I wrote a poem. White Tahoe Cookies by Sean S. Oh, Tahoe live batter You’re the opposite of what makes me fatter You’re not a cookie or a cake But you always seem to get me baked. Also White Tahoe Cookies is my single most favorite strain on earth.

Trainwreck Learned about this strain and its supposed euphoric effects. After obtaining a 1g cartridge of Trainwreck (which is nearly gone as I rapidly sucked down it’s delicious nectars), I agree with those claims. This is my single favorite strain and I highly recommend. Have had a bit too much Trainwreck this evening so it’s a challenge to describe the taste profile in detail, BUT... One puff of Trainwreck tastes like small piglets begin flying around the forest, brushing their little bellies on the treetops and descending near to you so that you can stroke the soft hairs on their backs as they float past... So I guess that’s a good thing.

On the taste spectrum, this strain offers a bouquet of earthy mushroom with notes of aged cat piss. What this filthy strain lacks in taste is more than made up for with its pungent calming and euphoric effects, which make Double OG a solid choice. Cheers!