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member since 2020

Recent Reviews9 total

Face Mints Flower 3.5g

3/31/2023
Wow. Three puffs in, and I’m fried. I’ve had the oil before, but this bud is the best. The BEST, Jerry. And they gave me a seed!!! No room at the inn, so she’s gonna be an outdoor cat. What a State!!!

Orange Velvet Underground

11/6/2022
I got a 3/4 g pre roll of it for free. It’s tasty af. Smoked the whole pre-roll and I’m fried. Garage still stnks like an hour later. Well…smells pleasant, I should say. Interesting lineage. Did i say it was tasty? Ok. It’s good. Can’t remember the rest of the review i was going to write. I like all nuera stuff tho. I digress

Grape Pie

9/10/2022
Top notch! TOP NOTCH!!!! Cloxks in apparently at 25% but hits haaaaaaard. Classic example of why you don’t buy on percentage alone. Classic terpines and reminds one of the first “kind” buds they may or may not have experienced. Interesting sude note: If you have “gut issues” this is ABSOLUTELY a must. Better thsn peto bismal. Seriously. But….when you trace it’s lineage back, that may or may not…make sense.
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feelings
EuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxed

NF1

9/1/2022
This. Is. Serious. Stuff. Seriously. Got it in Illinois. UpNorth knocks it out of the park. If you see this, buy this.

Master Kush

4/25/2021
On the 8th day He created Master Kush so we could quiet our minds and talk to Him. Quite possibly THE perfect strain in my opinion. Remember the old Coke slogan? Well “things go better with Master Kush (patent pending)”. Definitely my “desert island” strain.
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feelings
ArousedCreativeEuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Verilife - Arlington Heights (Medical)

3/8/2021
I can walk to this place in 5 minutes from where I grew up in the 80's dreaming of legalized weed. I don't care if they have three headed, gorgons tending bud (which they most certainly do NOT) I'm still going there. Is their selection the best? not always. Is it crowded sometimes? Yes. They move the lines along wonderfully tho. Is it expensive? yes. Guess what? Don't care. They are nice, professional, and extremely knowledgeable and helpful. And again....It's legal weed people. I'm not sitting in my car waiting for my Brick phone to ring so I can buy brown ditch weed that smells like urine from a guy in a Low Rider. So........

Green Line OG Hybrid Flower 3.5g

9/1/2020
This would have to be the best daytime effects I’ve yet experienced. Highly recommend if you need to take the edge off and even better for novices. Won’t put you down.

Bio Jesus | Indica LLR Cartridge [500mg]

9/1/2020
Very very relaxing and the pain relieving sensations are out of this world. Wouldn’t recommend for daytime use unless you plan on doing jack$hit all day. If you do plan on doing nothing all day than I’d highly recommend.