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member since 2017

Recent Reviews5 total

Nirvana Center - Phoenix

3/4/2018
As much as I want to love this place- they've got great selection and their 20% discount for online ordering would make them my one and only, one-stop pot shop but the unbelievable degree of hassle and difficulty involved in making a phone or online order is enough to ruin the rest of my evening. Their website menu is never accurate and when I've called in to get information that I need so I can order what I actually want I get rude service and argumentive excuses as to why they can't answer my questions and when I finally give up on that and decide just to go in and talk face-to-face with the products right in front of me, I get told that I lose my discount because I am only eligible if I order online or over the phone. I was recently told that the reason their personal website https://www.nirvanacenter.com/ isn't accurate is because Leafly is in charge of it and they are not doing their updates properly and that I should be placing my online orders via the Leafly webiste. Ok, so why not put that information on your business's personal website so people can just do it without all the phone calls and back a forths. Also, when I go on to Leafly and look up their menu, there is no button offering online ordering which tells me you CAN"T order online through Leafly. So, I'm guessing their answer would be to call and order according to Leafly's menu. Ok, fair enough but maybe you guys could hire someone who can fix your website so it actually functions the way you're telling people it does. Don't advertise online ordering to your customers unless it actually works. It's just bad for your business when customers end up completely frustrated and unhelpable when their goal is to just come buy something from you based on a system YOU put out there. Also, maybe have a meeting or training program for your employees about professional customer service. I've had employees get fully argumentive and confrontaional with me just for trying to ask basic questions about the details of products that I couldn't get via the website or over the phone.

Dr. Who

1/24/2018
I will begin this review by explaining my realization on how to pronounce Dr Who while under its influence: You start with a deep bass, throaty sort of voice as you begin. Doc...then fully articulate the "t" with a heaviness on the long "o" of "tor". Now for the fun part: for "Who", give a strong blow to the "wh" purse of your lips, tightening it up as you elevate the pitch of your voice to an escalated high tone on an elongated "ooooo". Speak with strong command and add a tone of excited questioning as if Dr Who is arriving with some awesome gifts for you. DocTOR Whooooo!? By the time you realize you are actually thinking these kinds of thoughts you will be pain-free, clear-headed and happy AF.
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CreativeEnergeticHappyRelaxedUplifted

Green Crack

12/11/2017
I believe that Green Crack is an official cure for procrastination. I had an edible featuring this strain and by before I knew it, I had completed a bunch of things around the house that I had putting off due to having absolutely no interest in putting in the effort. Things analogous to deep cleaning closets, fixing broken gadgets and completing projects with absolutely no prior intention or pressure to. I like this kind of weed...it makes menial tasks enjoyable and fulfilling. It's like magic. Thank you, Green Crack! You have lived up to your reported side effect of "motivational". Marijuana is truly an amazing medicine and recreational plant. If you take an honest look at it, it's side effects are pretty damn positive! I'm beginning to believe it may actually even be good for us!
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CreativeEnergeticFocusedHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Super Lemon Haze Energy Cartridge 0.5g

10/8/2017
Timeless Vape Cartridges are the best I have experienced, so far. This is for both the quality of the cartridge, and the potency of the oils. Many other cartridges I've tried easily fall apart, such as the mouth pieces coming off extremely easily and hits "sticking". I often find that with other brands, after having the same cartridge for a few days, it no longer seems to have the same strength. Not so with Timeless. They are consistently potent and the design feels solid. They also seem to have a good range of strains, which I like. Great job, Timeless creators and thank you!

Nirvana Center - Prescott Valley

3/4/2017
Yavapai Herbal in Prescott Valley has a very helpful and friendly team of budtenders. I LOVE their in-house products!!! I highly recommend their assorted flavors of Pucks (they are all delious, esp. chocolate) and their Clean vape cartridges. These cartridges are my favorite out of all the brands, due to consistent operation and great strain selections. I also REALLY enjoyed the Pucks that featured the Life Hero strain. I'd love to experience that again, sometime!