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Recent Reviews15 total

Golden Goat

5/4/2018
OMGolden Goat! Euphoric & ooh so stony, these nuggies are locked in tight by a crazy amt of orange hairs, so dense that squeezing a bud has no give. This strain is no creeper, it hits hard & fast with a giddy euphoria paired with ultimate cashed eyes. This batch from GreenHouse was 19% THC, 1.5+ THCV. Stellar strain & harvest!
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feelings
ArousedEnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappy

Cherry Pie

2/21/2018
I usually pass up hybrids because they don't have much effect on me, either unpredictable or just nothing. My 1st Cherry Pie buds were frm the Greenhouse, weighing in at 23+% THC & almost 2% THCV. I'm writing this because of the effect. This batch delivered smooth, creeper, potent euphoria & 'oh yes, i am STONED.' Buds are very leafy & loose, light to true green, smothered in thick orange hairs & a tinge of violet thruout. Unburnt buds smell strong of sweet cherry & berry notes, it reminds me of Cherry Pie's grandpa, Purple Urkle. The taste follows suit, sweet berries on inhale & exhale, with a touch of Durban's earthy note that can 'poison' yr breath for hours. This strain sold out in under 2 days. I'm sad now; I wish I could go back for an oz! Nice & potent.
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feelings
ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyUplifted

Cherry Pie

2/21/2018
I usually pass up hybrids because they don't have much effect on me, either unpredictable or just nothing. My 1st Cherry Pie buds were frm the Greenhouse, weighing in at 23+% THC & almost 2% THCV. I'm writing this because of the effect. This batch delivered smooth, creeper, potent euphoria & 'oh yes, i am STONED.' Buds are light to true green, covered in thick orange hairs & a tinge of violet thruout. Unburnt buds smell strong of sweet cherry & berry notes, it reminds me of Cherry Pie's grandpa, Purple Urkle. The taste follows suit, sweet berries on inhale & exhale, with a touch of Durban's earthy notes that can 'poison' yr breath for hours. This strain sold out in under 2 days. I'm sad now; I wish I could go back for an oz! Nice & potent.

Purple Urkle

11/26/2017
Delish! Potent happy high, munchies, & no couchlock here! For extra fun try a blend of fresh herbs from Purple Urkle mixed with some nice high THCV Durban Poison. I call it Purple Poison. Tasty ass kicker combo; Urkles berries & grape notes help tone down Durbans poisonous effect on my breath - yikes! Tasty, and the effect is out of this world baby!
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ArousedEnergeticEuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Afghani

10/28/2017
Afghani doesnt give me couchlock at all, just a very potent, euphoric effect. Perhaps cuz i was 'raised' on indicas, or I have a paradoxical response to couchlock strains, as I am highly narcalyptic & have a paradoxical reaponse to pain meds (they wake me up). Either way this landrace has a beautiful happy, earthy, hungry high. Not many strains give me munchies, this one does. Very nice, glad I scored it, it's hard 2 find in Phx.
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ArousedEnergeticEuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Curaleaf - Glendale

10/25/2017
Great place, they have lots of data on their products & quality buds. I am a connoisseur of Durban Poison & have tried many grows & genetic variants. The Durban from The Greenhouse's grow is hands down the best I have ever tried. The scent of the unburnt buds is legit, true Durban. THCV tested at like 7%+ & what a difference!! Excellent Durban, glad I found y'all!

Zen Leaf – Dunlap

10/4/2017
Love the Emerald! They have wonderful selection of beautiful buds in the lesser available strains I seek & great variety of hybrids also. Concentrate selection is very wide, 3 (? or more?) different brands & tons of strains / mediums in each brand. The best part of Emerald is the budtenders & overall vibe of the store; friendly, not "salesman" friendly, but genuine. Special thx 2 budtender last Friday that counseled me (wish I had his name). He was so kind & helpful. Thanks, man! Awesome visit as usual. Love this place - great dispensary.

Arizona Cannabis Society

9/17/2017
Been coming here almost a yr. This store is the only dispensary anywhere near my house unfortunately. I have apparently done something wrong or something to offend because the last time I was in I did not get a warm reception. I don't need warm, but dirty looks I could do without. I came in to purchase a particular strain. I was accidentally given the wrong strain and didn't realize until after I had purchased it. I sent an email later that day asking if they had any stock left of what I had originally requested. No response. Combine that with the dirty looks and I suppose I should never come back here because I'm not welcome. That is very sad you were my closest dispensary. I am not impressed at the lack of professionalism and the lack of response to my email. Very disappointing

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

9/5/2017
I <3 the Thunder Fuc#, it is a very special strain I pray can remain generically intact in some form. I have tried now in same city Phx, same summer season 2017, 3 different "grows" of ATF. White Mountain Health: Bless you. You were my 1st (TG) & remain my fave. Almost citrus + pine? + ?? flavor. Hands down best effect!!! Magic sativa pure euphoria rocket fuel giggles & turn ons. NO STRESS OR ANXIETY. None. So happy what is stress?? Place #2: Clearly an indica hybrid. Stressed me out!! Made me panic & cannabis doesnt do that to me. Idk. #3: Felt like Sativa hybrid. Grape notes & pine, but missing the magic quite clearly.

Harvest HOC - Avondale (Med/Rec)

8/15/2017
Luv this place! Tucked away in the desert of Buckeye, this dispensary will not dissapoint! Despite their jaw dropping low prices on quality buds, they will still work with you & your budget to make sure you get exaxtly what you need. I'm easy to please, but hard to impress. Golden Leaf impressed me, big time! Glad to have found your place. :-)