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Recent Reviews2 total

Pineapple Haze

6/13/2017
I was expecting great things since I love Lemon Haze so much, but honestly my experiences with this strain have been nothing but unpleasant. I felt extremely dissociated in a not-so-fun way and had a lot of muscle weakness and was just very uncomfortable in general, feeling agitated but detached and like I was going to pass out. It wasn't a downer, didn't put me to sleep or give me couch lock by any means, but it was not a happy or fun or uplifting experience either. I've tried it a bunch of times now and it's always the same. I'm sure it has different effects on different people, but Pineapple Haze is not a strain I'll be smoking again myself.

Lemon Haze

3/25/2017
As I wrote elsewhere earlier, "...like being passionately in love, with maybe a dash of cocaine, about three cups of strong coffee, and plenty of warm fuzzies", haha. Honestly the best strain I've smoked so far in my life. I'm a sativa person, not an indica or indica-heavy hybrid fan, because I need something energising and uplifting. Lemon Haze is it. I feel very clear-headed despite being stoned, no drowsiness or mental fogginess or feelings of being weighed down (physically or mentally). The high was quite long-lasting as well. I struggle with fairly severe depression, and today this stuff made me feel more human and functional than I've felt in a long time. I'm not sure I would recommend it as a first choice to someone who'd never used cannabis before, as it's a bit intense for the first little while after it hits you, nor would I suggest it close to bedtime for obvious reasons, but besides that, I can't come up with any drawbacks!
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