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Gorgeous, giant frosted nugs that smells like the sweetest, fruitiest end of the modern cannabis desert cart -- I bought this cheap eighth from Gas Gang on looks alone but the smell had me excited for a sweet treat. Surprise! Tobacco, astringent tea, ammonia and the whole peppermill. If they still let you smoke cigars in hospital maternity ward waiting rooms, I bet it would taste like this. A contented and cozy high with great muscle relaxation. But get right with your sinuses first: really blow your nose, gargle some salt water, consider a neti pot, etc., etc. I tried to wake 'n' bake on it for a headache and I horked up so much snot it was like a reverse water boarding. But otherwise, prepare to curl up with a good book and relax like a cat in a sunbeam.

Pink Jesus saves! Interesting smell, interesting high. Tropical fruit, grapefruit, whipped cream, raspberries and lavender. Vapor is similar, but with fresh herbs and, once in a while, a sneak attack of pepper. Zkittles and Runtz, but by other means. (Elsewhere, I've seen the genetics as Pink 2.0 x Starfighter x Heirloom OG.) Myrcene, caryophellene and humalene, they say are the top terps in this batch, but from the smell and effects, I'll bet this has a decent dose of linalool, too, and maybe terpinopline as well. Comes on at medium speed and lights your hair on fire but so gently it's more like a massage. Total body analgesic and muscle relaxation. Energy comes on afterwards and there's a lot but it's very calm. Like SFV OG but with Zkittles chilling it out. Or Squirt and Zkittles.

More than the sum of its terps! On paper, this doesn't look like the right weed for my pinched nerves, muscles spasms and migraines -- too much blood-rushing limonene. But the linalool chills it out and turns it into instant pain relief. The effect really reminds me of Hindu Kush -- not quite enough muscle relaxation but the pain just slides away and I can still walk. An excellent fruit and hash taste, too, with just a whiff of mint.

Delicious strawberry cookie son's. Great for pain and stress relief. Plays well with additional THC or it can be used as a comedown from too much. Mellow to sleepy vibes.

The label said sativa but it sat my ass down like getting donked with a velvet sledgehammer. A Friendly Farms cured resin cart. I'm normally a flower guy and don't expect shit from carts but goddamn.

This might be just the thing for you but it's definitely not my chemotype. My local advertised this as having top 3 terps of myrcene, caryophyllene and limonene. And maybe they're right, but not in that order. Judging by the pinched nerve in my neck that freaks out when this happens, I'd say limonene is a very strong number 2 and caryophyllene is a distant third — that'd explain the almost-bitter lime right up there with the gas smell. But if you like gas and lime, this may be for you.

A miracle for neck pain! I've got pinched nerves and muscle spasms all down my neck, back and shoulder and it all just.... stopped and the pain became irrelevant. And then 30 minutes later I gave my neck a li'l stretch and pop-pop-pop, it all came loose. That was worth like a week's worth of yoga and listening to whale song and thinking soothing thoughts. Fuck yeah, drugs! (And what everyone else says about it tasting like a mango on a stick with chili dust. Delightful. Energy wise, I had a cup of tea with it and now I want to climb the clouds and laugh while fistfighting God, so...)

Wow, what a treat! Banana bread and lemon frosting. The high is a modern take on Hindu Kush. A bit perkier and more creative, but still with that magical pain relief. I've got pinched nerves, muscle spasms and migraines and usually limonene-dominant strains do me mischief. Only Hindu Kush — and now this! — sneak in fast and turn the pain off from a different angle before the head high hits. It's all the more impressive because the flower is just trash, yellowed and so dry it crumbles. And I would buy an ounce of that trashy flower in a hot second. Goddamn!

Premium relief from pain and muscle spasms. Though the flavors are very different, Orange Tree has similar terp ratios to GSC and the relief is similar. The dominant caryophyllene and supporting limonene give you a fast blast of soothing relief and then the myrcene comes along ten minutes later with narcotic relief. Flavor-wise, it's a spicy Orange Creamsicle and the high is verrrrry similar but with a nighttime lean. It's happy and centering, and it causes pain, tension and distraction to melt away, allowing you to focus on the matter at hand, which might just be finding someone to share in its body tingles.

I would like to kiss the gorilla responsible for this miracle. Stubborn muscle spasms and nerve pain melt away like chocolate in a child's hand, nausea gives way to hunger and a great big hand reaches out of the earth to pull you down to sleep. I go through a lot of indicas trying to relax the pain and go to sleep and this is the heaviest shit I've smoked this year. I woke up loose and still high. Ten out of ten, would achieve unconsciousness again.