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member since 2021

Recent Reviews10 total

Blueberry Muffin

12/8/2021
I’m hoping my plug just sold me some damn CBD or something, because this is whack. Hit 2g’s worth. Still nothing. Smells earthy…. Slight Blueberry aroma… ehhhhh… yeah. Nothing.

Blue Cookies

12/6/2021
One of the best strains I’ve ever had. Blue cookies really hits the spot when you need a solid high to unzip your brain. BC really hits 🌬💨
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ArousedCreativeEuphoricFocusedHappy

Superglue

12/4/2021
Probably the least favorite strain I’ve ever tried. Paranoia, Migraine, Felt like shit… It was slightly euphoric but gave no creative thoughts, no arousal, no uplifting, not relaxed… I fucked up and bought a half. Damn.

Pink Rozay

12/1/2021
It’s a good strain, it has helped knock out 80% of a migraine I had. Definitely gets your mental state switching. I suffered getting some complicated math done. Extremely focused and then zoned out… 😂 I think this would be funner with friends or a loved one.
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ArousedEuphoricFocusedRelaxed

Candyland

12/1/2021
I’ve had a few dud strains recently and was hoping the GDP roots were seen in this sativa dominate hybrid. I took a chance on Candyland and I’m so glad I did! Excellent cerebral and good body vibes. Definitely relaxed after a bowl and a few hits off my wife’s joint. She smiled nonstop for two hours! That alone makes me happy! There’s nothing better than smoking a great joint with someone you love. On this… I’m not going into taste and scent… why??? Because what really matters is… this will get you smacked and you’ll wake up butt ass naked not sure if you’re late for work or not… enjoy!
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricHappy

The White

11/25/2021
This strain is really great… it really sets me into a deep sense of thought… While it tends to trigger my depression, it actually allows me to feel more than sadness. It helps me really become introspective and understand what is bothering me and helps me understand my feelings better. I’ve cried harder smoking this than Ive ever cried in my life. It caused me to stop hating my dad after years of abuse… he died in 17. It’s a very euphoric high as well… and trippy if your mindset is more positive. Emotionally it makes everything more intense. Happiness, Sadness… sex… everything is more focused. Twice Ive had a hard time getting out of the high because I started questioning reality. While this review may sound bad… this is actually my favorite strain. Can’t find it anymore though on the illegal side… I’ll be grabbing a bag if I ever find it again.
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ArousedCreativeEuphoricFocused

Cherry Pie

11/17/2021
This was my daily smoke for a few weeks. I never hit more than a bowl at a time so my effects could not match yours. I found it to be a tasty strain with a tart and slightly sour exhale. It is relaxing and actually helped me keep my shit together during some very stressful times. I’ve been saving my last nug for a while because I’m scared of not ever finding it again like my GDP… good Bud is hard to find in the Deep South. Thank God for Florida.
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EuphoricRelaxed

Runtz

11/17/2021
It’s a slow hitting strain… 30 minutes to begin feeling theraputic levels so go easy. The overall feeling is slightly tingly, light headedness, pressure on the back of the eyes. This strain helps with focus and is quite relaxing… but it doesn’t have the same pain easing quality and mental alleviation as other strains. While I haven’t had many sessions with Runts… I’ve never been blown away. TBH It’s a decent flower it just doesn’t pack enough punch for me. Possibly at higher volumes it could be a better experience. For now… I look forward to emptying the bag.
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Focused

Wedding Cake

11/17/2021
Wedding Cake is a sure fire heavy hitter. It sets the fire for a long night love session. It releases stress and anxiety and helps you listen to your own body so much clearer. It also helps you focus on the people around you… everything seems more vibrant and enchanting. Sex on this strain is 🔥🔥🔥 your focus shifts from self to really reading your partners desires. It’s amazing! By the way I’m writing this while HAF on Runtz. Which honestly has kicked in unexpectedly. Wedding Cake is superior.
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ArousedEuphoricHappyRelaxedUplifted

Orange Push Pop

10/8/2021
This strain was amazing! After having a long stressful day I really wanted to come home and relax, so I picked up some of this on the way home. About 20 minutes into a joint with my wife, we found each other ripping our clothes off and enjoying an incredible high together! The flavor is sweet and lightly citrusy. Not very smoky and burns clean. Definitely a nice tingle rushes through your entire body. Not a bad strain for a 5 hour love making session.
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ArousedEnergeticHappyRelaxedTingly