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Recent Reviews42 total

Apple Fritter

12/26/2023
packs a punch! was very surprised that it actually tasted and s.elled of apple. that is a surprise to me. was expecting it to be some new kind of terpene that caused the flavor but it wasn't. hits hardiness head first then creeps into the body. not for a beginner. maybe a hit or 2 to find out how it effects you. could leave you wanting to just chill.it's not one to go into my regular rotation but it's good and quite tasty. all need to try this one atleast once. one of a kind flavor.
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepy

Headband

12/26/2023
good hybrid of 2 of my favorite strains that go very well together. quite potent. for a beginner, take it easy. goof for weekends or day off. not good for for most kind of work. will get you stuck in your head quite possibly. a friend just finished off a 3 pack of seeds he got from a reputable company and they turned out nice in an indoor soil grow.. very frosty with trichomes. very strong smell when growing and even when curing in their sealed jars.

Clementine

12/26/2023
very hard hitting. very strong taste of various citrus and skunk. one of its parents is lemon skunk, which is one of my favorite sativas. but this combination did make me a bit racey a d anxiety filled. not many strains do that to me but this one did for sure. but once it settled in ,it mellowed out a bit and it was nice and uplifting. if you're prone to anxiety, use with caution. just a hit or 2 and wait to see how it feels.
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EnergeticTalkative

Blueberry Clementine

12/26/2023
I had a pack of 5 half gram pre rolls from revolution. the taste to me is pretty bad . I don't think the 2 strains mix well together. it tastes like straight clementine, barely with notes of Blueberry, but also had an almost soapy like taste. but it's redeeming factor is that the feel is nice and relaxing. for being indica leaning , it didn't really feel like it. it was kinda energizing. if you like an over powering orange flavor then you may like it but overall, glad I tried it but won't be having it again. as popular as revolution cannabis is, I've found that the majority of their strains don't feel like they say they will. they're interesting, but I need to a strain to feel like iys supposed to. not a fan of this one, but it will get you lifted.

Blockberry

12/18/2023
beautiful nuggs. a couple shades of both purple and green, orange long hairs, some going pinkish reds, even almost a blue/ in spots. it's a rainbow of color a ND wide range of colors and effects. feels like a hybrid should. motivating, but ends up in a movie watching couch and munching session. it's super popular in my state with almost every company growing it. I definitely recommend it. but probably not for newer smokers or casual people. has a high thc rate and it hits hard. but it's one all should try

Blueberry Muffin

12/18/2023
sampled a home grown 2 gram sample from someone close to me. a top notch grower that formerly grew for one of the biggest names in illinois legal grow companies. was pretty much as this description says. Blueberry being dominant taste and sweet, and had a peppery after taste, had to be from the dominant terpenes. had a quite purple color to it. very frosty with trichomes. my sample came from the main cola, so it was of the highest quality. very relaxing. it's good enough that I bought some seeds of it to have my own batch grown, which he was happy to do. from Humboldt Seed so iys the real deal. we also have fortune cookies, white widow, and some alien jelly....there's another word in there, just forget the name. something to do with apple. either way, if you like Blueberry, and like indica leaders, then you should like this. nothing to dislike. not a couch locker, but will help sleep for sure. if you see it in a dispensary, try it out. for sure.

Supernova

11/21/2023
can't help but ask this question. if this strains parents are Blueberry × Mazar Sharif....that makes this Skywalker. look it up. it's the exact same. just much higher thc as Skywalker. I was just looking up chronic , what they used to sing about in the 90s, and found they renamed it supernova, then saw its lineage. so all those rappers were singing about Skywalker. I'm sure there's this supernova stuff out there too, but it's identical to Skywalker. I promise.
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EuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedSleepy

Juicy Fruit

11/21/2023
dang....I can't believe this is still around. this was a big deal if you found it outside of a big city in the late 90s to early 2000s. back when only California was legal. this stuff was better than bubble gum, it's other similar strain. more potent, and most importantly, it tasted identical to juicy fruit gum. I mean identical. I don't know how they did it. but if this is ever around its worth a buy just to taste it. you know how alot of strain you really gotta stretch a bit to go ...." oh...there's that berry taste..." not thus one. smells like it through the bad. tastes like it as your pulling through an unlit j. it always felt more sativa like to me but that's my opinion. but I promise the taste and smell is scary accurate.
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EuphoricGigglyHungryUplifted

Bear Dance

11/8/2023
man this is some loud sativa. everything about it. it's smell...intense,unique. spicy, herbal, lemon almost gassy...kinda chemically. tastes as wild as it smells, and buddy, at 31% with thc, the whole ride is just wild. I can't compare it to anybother weed like it really. 1 of a kind buzz. kinda like green Crack. and the extracts are all phenomenal. you won't be sleeping anytime soon. this is one of those if sativas panic you a bit....you give this some big respect, cuz I've seen a few be panicking on this . but just treat it like it should be. it is top.shelf weed with topshelf stats from the top notch company in illinois. you'll pay for revolution of course. but this is one of their defining strains.
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EnergeticFocused

Champion City Chocolate

11/1/2023
I have had every form of this available, as it's the product of PTS, who owns all of our local dispensaries. it is by far the worst tasting weed I've ever had, and a barely there buzz. the rso will do the trick. it sells the worst, on sale the most, and hand to God, I tried giving it away 3 times before I found a taker, and she was mad because she thought I gave her fake stuff. it must get chocolate in the name from part of its lineage, I just forget what it is. it's not chocolate rain. and it doesn't taste like chocolate. it's not sweet. not gassy. it does taste...brown...like dirt,...nuts...,dead leaves... id leave this alone. anything else you pick will be better. I'm being generous giving 2 stars. because concentrates will work. but that flower and the the vapes...just go for PTS other indicas...purple punch, mandarin triangle kush, or papaya x gelato. all are 4 star.
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Sleepy