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Blue Cookies

5/3/2022
This is the strangest thing to say about this strain, but it stops COVID lung pain. Breathing is very uncomfortable, bordering on painful, and Blue Cookies stops that lung pain. I've been smoking it almost non-stop just for that, because nothing else has had that effect-pharmaceuticals or cannabis.
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HappyRelaxed

T-1000

5/3/2022
This was a surprisingly good strain. Budtender recommended it, so we decided to give it a try, and it was actually worthwhile. Helped with pain and depression/anxiety, made me relaxed and kinda sleepy, but not too bad, I could have gotten up and done things just fine if it had been necessary. A good early evening sort of strain.
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Mint Julep

5/3/2022
This was a really good buy and I'm glad I was able to finally find it. It's been on my wish-to-try list for several years. It was a really chill high, came on smooth and steadily so you almost didn't notice. Definitely more a body high than head, which is what I'm always looking for because I suffer from seven different pain conditions. This numbed my body up wonderfully, and I was VERY happy with it. I just hope I can find it again, because the closest I can find anyone who has more is eighty to over a hundred miles away. As for the smell, it reminds me a lot of Blue Dream, actually, a really nice citrusy-berry scent. Overall, I would definitely buy again, and I might even be willing to travel that eighty or more miles to get it.
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Alaskan Thunder Fuck

2/1/2020
Over time I've tried almost three hundred different strains. None of the classic sativa strains, like Durban Poison, Panama Red, Jack Herer, Acapulco Gold, Tangie, Harlequin, Lamb's Bread, Legend of Nigeria, just to name a few, have given me anything all that great. Most don't have ANY effect whatsoever, actually. But then I decided to give Alaskan Thunder Fuck a try... and it was the ABSOLUTE BEST HIGH I'VE EVER HAD. Seriously. I suffer from several pain conditions, PTSD, Anxiety, Social Anxiety, Major Depressive Disorder, nausea, appetite loss, and memory loss and other problems due to a bad fall a few years ago that left me with brain damage. No strain I have tried has ever effected more than three or four of those things, and usually less, but this strain took care of everything except my nausea. My body pain just vanished, subsumed by a buzzy, numb feeling all over, I was no longer falling over with exhaustion, and I actually had energy! This is the only strain that's ever made me feel like I just needed to get up and do things. I was definitely high, but yet still clear-headed enough to think. Onset took a while - as in almost an hour. But once it hit, it lasted seemingly forever, and all the way down - as in, I was just as high going downslope as I was coming up it. I was euphoric and chatty, happier than I ever remember being. As well, my daughter, when I gave her some, I even told her it was a creeper, but I could see her face and knew what she was thinking, after all, I'd thought the same. It took so long to kick in neither of us thought we were going to get anything from it. But then all of a sudden, she blinked, like she'd just been whacked in the face, and said, "Whoa... I am REALLY high right now. Holy hell." And all I could do was say "See? Told you!" Two cautions; THIS STRAIN IS NOT FOR THOSE NEW TO CANNABIS. I have a very high tolerance, and this stuff kicked my ass. Also, on the comedown, once it was all over, I was WIPED OUT. That worked well, 'cause it was time for sleep, anyway. In closing, this is a ten-strain on a scale of one to five, and my absolute MOST FAVORITE STRAIN of all time. It was from Pagoda, and every eighth they showed me was uniformly beautiful. When I opened it, the scent just smacked me, and the bud itself was dense and sticky, just amazing. I really can't rave enough.
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Gaswerx

6/19/2019
Top dog strain! The high was exceptional and fairly long-lasting, full-body pain relief as well as a fun, cerebral head high. The all-around experience was wonderful and not to be missed, so if you happen to come across some, snag it while you can and run with it!

Blueberry

5/1/2019
I have now learned my lesson about low-quality bud, and I won't forget it. When I first tried this, it didn't do anything for me, and I was pretty disappointed. But then last month my daughter wanted to try it, and since 2020 doesn't stock poor quality bud, I got a totally different experience with this. I fell in love with it, seriously. I'm willing to drive quite some distance to get it if I have to, and that's saying a LOT. So, updated review - Blueberry is AWESOME!
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Extreme OG

4/10/2019
Solid 5. This is hands down the strongest of the OG strains I've ever tried, and if the dispensaries around here get it in again, I'm grabbing as much of it as I can. This hit hard and deep, and knocked me out within a half hour. That has NEVER happened to me, very few strains work for my insomnia, unfortunately. Mostly that's because I have several causes for my insomnia, and no flower until now knocked all of those causes out. Can't say it enough: This strain is the strongest OG I've ever tried (and I've tried a LOT), and is NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A BEGINNER!
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Brandywine

4/10/2019
A high - no pun intended :| - 4.5 to 4. 7 for me. I immediately fell in love with the mostly clear-headed, but deep-seated relaxation that takes over fairly quickly. Completely functional if needed, but also sort of 'nothing boxed', too. A perfectly lovely strain!
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Hash Plant

4/10/2019
Another strain that I was thoroughly disappointed in. It wasn't the quality of the bud in any way, it just did... nothing for me. But that's the way it is with cannabis, is it not? Nobody is going to get the exact same reaction to any strain, so it's kind of a crapshoot sometimes, in finding strains that work the best for you. Nonetheless, please don't let my more negative review stop you from trying this strain; it might be completely the opposite for you, and work really well!

Dirty Girl

4/10/2019
To be honest, I'm not sure what I think about this strain. Both my daughter and I both got something out of this strian, but we are both at a loss as to how to describe it. I have no words in my vocabulary that even come close to explaining what the feeling was. It was definitely a mental feeling, something that bloomed inside my head, but as for anything else... well... still at a loss.
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