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Recent Reviews11 total

Mr. Clean

1/10/2021
This is a very classic cannabis that will have you high and leave you dry (dry skin, eyes, and mouth). This drying sensation is most likely due to me using joints/flower (but left me dryer than most other flowers I have had). It has a very addicting taste of sweet limes and leaves a tingle in your body. The highs had me giggling and bouncing out of my chair as I played video games. Highly recommend this strain if you haven't tried it and enjoys Sativas similar to Alaskan Thunder F*ck (ATF, another Sativa). Though typically I enjoy Indica's due to my ADHD/ADD and bad sleep.
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EnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTalkativeTinglyUplifted

Dreamcatcher

1/10/2021
Honestly this strain is wack (in my opinion). It tasted amazing but the effects were extremely hard to feel. It honestly felt like I licked a melatonin pill and felt achy instead of high. I mean I was high but maybe for like 20 minutes after each hit. I was using a 0.5 g cart (which I misplaced so will not be able to report THC/CBD levels, though the CBD I believe was around 0.10% and the THC was 76-80% THC overall). Maybe I need to try it again, but honestly I would rather take a THC break than pay $50 for another cart (brand was Matter in Illinois for 0.5 g cartridge, though their products have been improving and lasting longer and tasting less burnt).

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

1/10/2021
I have a three way tie for my favorite strain: Purple OG (Indica), Alaskan Thunder F*ck(ATF, Sativa), and Scooby Snacks (Hybrid). I am an avid user that has an Indica preference. However, when I hit a 0.5 g cart of ATF (Lost the package so cannot report THC/CBD percentages though it was around 78-82 THC overall, and little CBD), I was sauced for at least 2 hours. Highly recommend, however I find that my top four strains (the fourth being GG#4 (Hybrid)) all cause me to have severely dry skin, eyes, and mouth (however this varies by person and effects vary by mood). The highs were so good, I played video games, ate a lot, hung out with friends, and even studied (first occurrence for me lol).
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EuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedSleepyUplifted

GG4

1/10/2021
Honestly top 2 best cannabis strains for me personally (I would describe myself as a ADHD/ADD mix, that impulsively does things and enjoys Indica's, though highs typically are highly varies by person and mood). I had ordered this wax from a really good Illinois company called Cresco Labs, it was so good I went back for a second g (around 82-84% THC total I believe). *Sadly I misplaced the packages so maybe later I can update the percentages. But the highs were amazing feeling tunnel vision-y and giggly with my friends with extreme excitement which I normally hold back. I 100% recommend for anyone who has not tried it and enjoys indica's, however I believe GG#4 is listed as a hybrid. *Extremely addicting to smell? lol
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EnergeticEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTalkativeUplifted

Blue Dream

1/9/2021
If I had to describe this strain in one word, it'd be "Classic". I used this strain in a 0.3 disposable pen by my favorite Illinois company, Natures Grace (Joos Disposable Chicago Blue Dream Pen). The smell of this strain is so unique, like a blend of several terpenes that remind me of an extreme earthy blend. This strain is extremely similar to Purple Punch (which I also got in the same device by the same company), if you're not careful this two strains will have you put to sleep fast. All while drying the heck out of your skin. So if you like this strain I would highly recommend (least potent) Apple Jack, This Strain (Blue Dream), and (most potent) Purple Punch (However all of this varies extremely from person to person, and based on mood).
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepy

Apple Jack

1/9/2021
This strand was one of my favorites I have had (I have an Indica preference). I had gotten it in a 0.3 disposable pen from my favorite brand, Natures Grace (Illinois company). This was the best tasting strand that I unfortunately used up extremely fast. It had me feeling quite relaxed and it was the perfect strand (for me personally, because each person is different) for chilling with a group of friends and talking. As I say this it was extremely hard to focus while under the influence and felt hard to not feel euphoric and have my mind jumping all over.
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EnergeticEuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Purple Punch

1/9/2021
I am a huge indica lover and can say this strand should be able to knock anyone out who hasn't had it before. I used it in a 0.3 disposable pen from my favorite Illinois brand, Natures Grace. For the first use, it put me very close to in bed. After that first time I was a lazy couch potato. Highly sedative and can give your muscles a tingly sensation if you are not an avid user (depending on person of course). If you like this strand you will most likely enjoy Blue Dream as well. However, these two strands (BD and PP) will most likely dry the heck out of your body so keep the humidifier and lotion handy.
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EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxed

Tropicana Cookies

1/9/2021
This strand starts off really good in my opinion and gets worse really fast. I had gotten it in a 0.5 g cartridge (89.454% total, THC 84.913%). The first high felt euphoric and energetic. While the second time on, using it I found myself more restless and bored with anything I did. Overall, its taste was amazing but similar to the orange whip (0.3 disposable I had before) it tasted extremely burnt and lasted me about 1/2 as long as other 0.5 cartridges. I would give this strand another chance due to the taste and because it was my first time trying out the brand Ozone. Probably going to stick to my Natures Grace here in Illinois.
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EnergeticEuphoric

Lavender Jones

1/9/2021
This strand was one of my least favorites. I had got it in a 0.3 disposable pen by Rythm. However, this is mainly due to me gravitating towards other types of terpenes. If you need to relax and just breathe, this strand would probably work for you. The taste is very similar to lavender (hence the name) but to me has a almost woody aftersmell.
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Relaxed

Grape Ape

1/9/2021
Very Solid strand overall. Purchased this Hybrid strand 3 times in a 0.5 g vape cartridge (THC 88.81-87.11%, THCA <0.10%, CBD <0.10-0.19%). The first time of course was the best, experiencing euphoric feelings and happiness/joy. The second and third time the high felt more cloudy, less euphoric, and more paranoid. However, these feelings vary highly based on mood, person, and previous consumption of similar strands.
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoric