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Nightmare Cookies

3/27/2017
A uniquely heady sativa dominant hybrid. Brings the cookie euphoria and mood elevation along with a trippy, cerebral head space. I felt on the verge of a mystical experience after smoking a considerably small dosage of flower. The taste and aroma comes entirely from the gsc parent while the effects come straight out of an Isaac Asimov novel. One of those varieties you've got to try personaly to understand what I mean. An awake lucid dream sort of feeling that will leave you glued to a chair for a few hours as your mind is sent reeling off the brink of known space. I wouldn't suggest NMC for a bed time smoke as you will ultimately end up staring into the void for a few hours, but she's great for long meditation or situations where you want to take in a lot of strange colors and sound. Unique and heady, a must try for any smoker who enjoys the psychonautical pursuits
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Cheese

3/27/2017
Great variety for evening pain and stress relief. The effects lean heavy to the indica side of things, usually providing a blast of giggly euphonia alongside heavy relaxation and sedation. The flowers reek of ripe feta or parmesan, so take this into account if odor control is an issue. The smoke will taste less of gym socks and more like musky incense but the cheesy funk will still prevail in the end and boy does it stick around, so again, plan accordingly. Worth a try, especially for those who enjoy old school genetics with a cool story behind them.
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Dutch Treat

3/27/2017
A true classic! Dutch treat offers my favorite flavor and aroma profiles in one package. She's almost always very heavy on the pinesol/lemon pledge aromas but the shining glory is a delicious amount of spicy sour herbal funk like the supplement isle of an old school health food store. The high of Dutch treat usually stays fairly brief for me, starting with a fast acting spike in giggles and fun hazy euphoria that will boil down to a calming and sedating stone. I almost always end up taking a nap after a bowl or two making this a weekend relaxation variety for me, but still very enjoyable in the right circumstances.
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Harlequin

3/27/2017
Hands down best CBD rich variety I have tried so far. The uses are limitless, as are it's range of effects. It is beautiful for managing anxiety and depression without added drowsiness or paranoia. As a bonus I almost always receive a noteworthy boost of energy from Harlequin, making it a great variety when you're lacking motivation to get up and move. The mental effects of Harlequin are usually tranquil and soothing providing me releif from mood and anxiety dissorders as well as fueling creativity and enthusiasm with a very mellow and manageable euphoric energy. The anti-inflammatory properties are also something to take note of, I've found it a God-send for managing IBS symptoms and stomach pain. Flower flavors vary from grower to grower but I usually notice an earthy fruity sweetness, like a musky sour citrus inscense. Harlequin is easily top five for varieties with significant medical value in my book, a very special plant.
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Strawberry Amnesia

3/27/2017
Strawberry Amnesia is easily one of the more flavorful and vibrant smelling varieties around. She is fairly stoney for a sativa, taking after the strawberry cough in many ways, but still lending a good dose of euphoria and elevated energy. The initial kick is very like a hazey tropical sativa, almost leaving one blissfuly clueless to what is happening around them. These effects quickly evolve into a classic stoney giggle fest with an almost disassociative head space, leaving you grinning at walls and staring deep into your friend's face for spooky lengths of time. Strawberry amnesia is easily one of my favorite evening sativas as of late, especially enjoyable with a good film or video game (I've been enveloped in Resident Evil and old RPG's like Morrowind since I picked up some wax last week) The effects allow you to find a great amount of immersion in what ever activity you may be engaged with, this goes extra for sexual activities as physical sensations can be down right chilling with the initial high.
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Strawberry Cough

3/27/2017
If you only try ten varieties of cannabis, Strawberry Cough will have to be one of them. The effects are immediate, stoney, and soaring. Regardless of concentrate or flower, the ensuing high will last a solid hour or two before tapering into a subdued relaxtation inducing stone making it a great smoke for late afternoons and social evenings. While the usual toke lends good energy, I did find that in higher dosages strawberry cough's effects begins to lean towards the sedating side and in just the right situations can be wonderful for meditation and enducing dreamy, trace-like, states of consciousness. Easily one of my top ten for sativa varieties.
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien

3/27/2017
A truely "far out" indica. Tokes of C.T.H.A. are not for the light hearted, as this herb will knock you down and sit on your chest till you pass out into psychedelic dreams of flower children dancing naked through electric neon paisley fields. CTHA will blast the olfactory senses with heavy amounts of myrcene and limonene, leaving you sedated and at ease. A good toke of this will likely leave you immovable so plan accordingly, definately not a functional smoke for most people. All in all, CTHA is one of my top ten as far as heavy indica varieties!
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Hawaiian Dream

3/27/2017
If you love Blue Dream but are looking for a great CBD variety, this is it! I can perfectly describe this as funky fresh tropical bud. Grapefruity citrus sour combined with the familiar Berry funk of Blue Dream makes this smell as good as it smokes. Effects were that of a solid sativa, very energetic and motivating but with absolutely zero anxiety or paranoia. H.D. had me feeling uplifted and inspired for a very long duration. The CBD seems to almost stretch the thc's mood enhancing effect, bringing relief to my bipolar mood symptoms for virtually half the day, if not more. The effects are more or less clear headed with virtually no head buzz noted other than a prominent feeling of well-being and upbeat mood. There is a good deal of energy to be found with Hawaiian Dream, I found myself quite active and productive through the day and not once have I experienced drowsiness or lethargy when smoking just Hawaiian Dream. I will note that upon smoking a larger dose (1.5g blunt) I developed a very slight shiver, being a naturally shaky person this didn't bug me and it subsided quickly but it might be safe to limit your consumption if you are one prone to jitters, anxiety, and over-excitement. Over all this is a great choice for some one seeking long lasting CBD mood enhancement with a sativa kick.
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Purple Trainwreck

3/27/2017
Perfect evening variety, this will wreck any stress from the day and leave you calm and subdued. Taking after the Train Wreck, the initial effect is immediate and not lacking in power. A combo of indica "knock down" effect with soaring sativa euphoria and mood enhancement that tapers off into a tranquilizing, virtually sedating 50-50 body/head high that will stick around till bed time. Leaves me in perfect condition for a peaceful nights sleep. I did notice a little bit of the munchies, but nothing overwhelming.
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Blue Dream

3/27/2017
One of my go-to daytime varieties. Most phenotypes I have tried deliver a great upbeat and smile inducing high that will last upwards of three hours. It can also be a great choice for novice tokers looking to try out some higher potency hybrids. My girlfriend, (who recently has begun smoking cannabis and whom is prone to anxiety) was able to enjoy a joint who's potency was peaking at 31% without any adverse effects. The calming effect reminiscent of Blue Berry mellows and lightens the energetic and uplifting "swoosh" effects brought on by the haze genes, providing a very upbeat yet calming high. Very useful for meditation and impecable for love making as well, the heightened senses of touch and sound sentations can bring some new vigor and insight to any "spiritual" activity.
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