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Venom OG

4/1/2022
Smoked in pre-roll form from Garcia Hand Picked. Smoked great, especially for a pre-roll. (see end of review for test results, meanwhile, read about the actual strain 🙂) The aroma is of dark stone fruit and chocolatey undertones, with just enough gas to remind you this is, indeed cannabis. The flavor initially hits with a refreshing burst of blackberry, plum, and grapes. As it aerates across your palate, a slightly skunky/sweet flavor is introduced as it settles into a lingering, semi-sweet winey sangria flavor. The effects hit relatively quickly, initially bringing about a relaxed feeling around the eyes, as the “big warm blanket” starts to drape over your body, bringing about a warm tingling and relaxed muscles down the back. As it settles in, the heaviness leaves the eyes, but the relaxation remains. meanwhile, focus is enhanced and a generally optimistic/euphoric mental state is induced. This is not overly-sedative, but it also doesn’t need a lot to get (at least what I feel is) the optimal effect. Individual Batch Results: Garcia Handpicked 3.5g Multipack of (5) .5g Pre-rolled Joints Total Cannabinoids: 25.54% Total THC: 21.79% Total CBD: 0.12% Dominant Terpenes: B-Caryophylldne, d-Limonene, Linalool Cultivated by: Local Motives
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CreativeFocusedRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Cake Mix

1/15/2022
This review is for flower bought on multiple occasions of the original iteration by Lemonnade. This is a very nuanced sativa high, but not very racy as an experienced user. Consumed in normal dosing, my mind is clear and focused. It allows my sense of attention to feel normal and under control, great for my ADHD. My muscles are relaxed, but not in a couch locked way…they just feel comfortable. My mood is elevated, but not manic. I feel content and there is a slight smile on my face almost by default. My eyelids are relaxed but not heavy. These things mean the high can be noticeable on your face. So that’s something to look out for if you’re totally not under the influence at work. I’m able to function creatively even though the high can still keep me down to earth and aware, and I don’t have the hazy tendency to talk myself in circles and lose track of what I’m saying, something that’s common for me on stronger sativas. The effects began about 5 minutes in after a few puffs from a jay, or within a minute or 2 with a couple of decent pipe hits. The effects are strongest for the first 1/4 of your high as it mellows and coasts in a quite balanced and alert state. The aroma slightly spicy with a sweet smell I can only describe as the caramelized part of a cake that browned against the pan. There’s a very noticeable layer of dry tree nuts like walnuts and pecans. All of this is complimented by light undertones of ripe fruit and coffee. The flavor is soft and sweet. The smoke feels full and silky, almost giving the sensation of cream cheese icing melting in my mouth. Lemony and sweet cream flavors combine with a balance resembling white birthday cake. There are aromatic spice flavors mingling with an astringent nuttiness that can stand out too much for some people. I could imagine if it got a little too much sunlight, it would probably come forward more and make it taste like mid quality hemp. Overall, I’d recommend this strain for an experienced user who prefers less of a “fun”/euphoric or hazy sativa high, but is looking for something with more therapeutic effects and to feel functional and content.
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CreativeFocusedHappyRelaxed