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Recent Reviews9 total

Novarine

11/8/2023
Novarine is legit. Reminds me so much of the old “tied sticks” of Thai weed that we got back in the 70s. THCV is a real deal, w literal energy & focus in every puff. The high is magical, w no crash, no haze, no paranoia > just pain relief & motivation! Best sativa on the market!
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EnergeticFocusedHappyUplifted

Terpene Infused CBD Tinctures 1000mg, 2000mg, 5000mg

3/18/2023
I shopped a ton of CBD products before finding Fern Valley. I only buy from them now. Most potent, high quality, lab tested, CBD for the money in my book. I have to take a lot daily and Fern Valley makes that affordable for me. Makes great gummies and edibles too!!!

Shawnee Hills

12/13/2022
I underestimated this one despite the reviews touting full body pain relief and total relaxation. Quick uptake with muscles relaxing and pain melting away. Initially not hazy or sleepy, rather, I was ready to bang my drum 🪘 and be meditatively creative. But, reclining was also an enticing option as I remembered that my favorite alien cable show is on! Happy, relaxed, pain free, and thinking about ice cream…
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CreativeEuphoricRelaxedSleepy

Rollie

11/28/2022
Perfect daytime strain. Immediate uplifting effects without any ‘raciness’ or anxiety. Burst of mental & physical energy and yet no fog, haze, Or Crash! Stay focused with moderate intake and if heavier use is indicated just expect to finally get ‘stoned’ in a very classic sense. My only wish is that the effects lasted a little longer. But, I got a helluva deal on some shake (yes, I said shake) that turned out potent & super fresh. So, you can probably afford to roll an extra one if you need to.
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EnergeticFocusedUplifted

Animal Cake

8/31/2022
Steal your face and see it smiling back at you! Just a few tokes and I’m smiling and singing w the radio. Simultaneously uplifting and pain relieving! Lasts a while too! Need to refresh? Couple more tokes, and I’m back looking for something to do, someone to talk to. Best new strain I’ve had in a VERY long time. Already been back for more!
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EnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappy

Maribis of Springfield (Recreational)

12/6/2020
So I just can't stay away. Made it in for the Black Friday sale and despite the crowd, Diamond, my budtender, made me feel right back at home. She helped me navigate multiple sales and discounts and made a suggestion on a vape that was SPOT ON! (still need to fix parking lot and get an online ordering system that jives with the inventory) I realize it is difficult to keep an inventory, especially for popular items, but you've kept your pricing down and your sales and discounts really add up! Please keep having those wonderful sales!!! Much respect to the staff.

Mendo Breath

7/3/2020
Just what Dr ordered. Needed a painkilling, mind mellowing, relaxing vape that would take all the rough edges off the day. BINGO! Mendo is mondo! Does not disappoint on any level. Chalk it up to its lineage. Thanks IESO!
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedTingly

Green Line OG

4/15/2020
I was looking to treat myself to a cart and Grl OG was said to be energetic and pain relieving. Already knew Cresco live resin was good because I’d tried Red Line and it was fire. But for an arthritic patient with 50yr cannabis history that combination is hard to find in a potent enough form to be effective. But, my first thought, after my first big hit, “as advertised”. Now I can’t get enough of it (as several others mentioned). Sure wish they made an RSO of this strain!
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EnergeticEuphoricHappyRelaxedUplifted

Sweet Dreams

2/17/2020
I was looking for sweet dreams and thankfully it was ‘as advertised’. Every vape adds another layer of chillness and feeds a craving for ice cream. As it creeps on, relaxing gets even easier until the sleep slide kicks in.
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EuphoricHungryRelaxedSleepyTalkative