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I’ll smoke anything with a Sour Diesel lineage and this strain? WILD. The sour diesel smell/taste/feeling is clearly present, but the amnesia kicks it up a notch probably because of the jack herer lineage it haze. The high is your typical fun sativa but I noticed I was just VERY clear headed. Almost everything I smoke has diesel in it and this strain certainly didn’t disappoint. For noobs looking to smoke without anxiety, I think this is a great strain as I found the high just very light and uplifting. Worth noting, the pine/diesel taste is present but I also noticed a faint lemon and/or grapefruit in the exhale. Very minor, but couldn’t quite put my finger on it. Great taste you’d expect from the pedigree regardless. I will def smoke this again 100%

I prefer the sativa/diesel strains for the most part, but I grabbed some of this bad boy as I actually sometimes suffer from stress and nausua. Even though this strain isn’t my usual type, I HAD to give it 5 stars because it delivered EXACTLY what it promised. At first not much really happened (I’m a daily smoker and I’ll admit my tolerance is through the roof) but then it hit. This one’s def a creeper kids, start slow. At first I felt some stress being taken away and that was it. Then I laid down with my dog and put one of my fav movies on and BOOM no spins, nausea or anything. I was relaxed as all hell and nothing actually mattered other than the movie and my bed. I wouldn’t make this a nightly smoke, but on those rare occasions you wanna shut off, relax and recharge…. You’d been insane not to try this. Even as a daily smoker this did the trick, so once again, tread lightly if you are a novice.

Got first class funk from glorious cannabis co, it’s listed on the package as a sativa leaning hybrid. First off, I tend to prefer the diesel/chem/gas variety as far as flavor, and this delivered, but there was a smooth flowery kind of taste on the exhale(prob the linalool) that was actually kinda of nice. Nothing about this strain registered as harsh or made me cough at all. The high was pretty smooth. The sativa (jet fuel gelato) was def present as I was awake and alert, but the indica relaxed me enough as to remove any anxiety. Racing thoughts were gone and over all I just kinda of felt good. I smoke a little less than an 1/8 a day, however I would 100% recommend this strain for novices or people trying to test the waters. This is not a knock to first class funk at all. Even as a heavy smoker this strain did the job. However I think the high is very even keeled across the board and my mood and positivity were only matched with my ability to just take a breath and not stress over things I cannot control. I’ve bought from Glorious cannabis co before, not local but my place in Mass has them sometimes and they are always pretty spot on with their descriptions. Anyways, novice or seasoned vet, I would highly recommend this strain as a great overall “I’m just high” kind of strain. First Class Funk may not have any specific qualities that jump out at you, but it is a fantastic overall quality strain and checks all the boxes so to speak. I def will be buying this strain again when it comes back around!

Tried this strain while it was on sale and WOW! First off it sounds weird but I love the flavor! This strain is def a creeper! Seems like. I thing and then BANG! Euphoric and talkative, maybe a touch hazy, and yes I can def see why a lot of people claim to get that aroused feeling on this strain. The terps mix gives you that nervous excitement without actually being nervous if that makes sense. Great all around high, some say Sativa, some hybrid, without doing research based on the high alone I’d say heavy sativa leaning hybrid. Def will buy again!

Normally I stay away from anything lemon, BUT my gf gets this strain in a pre-roll from Happy Valley and not only does it taste awesome but it packs a punch and a half! Very solid uplifting sativa with no paranoid side effects for me. Despite the taste not being my personal preference, I can’t not give it 5 stars because that’s exactly what it is. If you want a high quality sativa that pulls out all the stops, I believe this strain competes with the sour diesel/jack herer types of pedigrees all day.

I give it 2 stars cause the taste for me personally is great, everything else was meh. It was described on the site where I bought it as a hybrid and I do like chemical tasting strains but this one basically didn’t really do much aside from make me sleepy and even a little foggy. Didn’t even really get me high honestly. I got it from Amp in Salem.

So I know this strain is basically all indica but WOW. The first 15 minutes I was laughing so hard because I thought that the very thought of crowning a king or queen was actually pushing them through the birthing canal yet again but it would be some sort of ungodly celebration. I understand the concept of crowning someone but the terminology is so off because why on earth would it be named about coming out of a bloody hole? I mean that’s a little barbaric isn’t it? My wife left me a while ago. I love Gator breath because I lean towards liking that diesel/gassy flavor. I like sativas normally but this did the trickery trick-trick-a-trickeroonies.

So first off, Sour Diesel is basically the parent of all the other strains I give 5 stars. I’m not gunna sit here and give ya the same info everyone else has, Sour Diesel is hugely popular but if you are new to smoking or maybe just happened to never stumble upon it congratulations, your world is about to be forever changed. For me personally the high, taste and everything in between is just flawless. Even if perhaps this strain happens to not be your cup of tea (I understand we all have different tastes) I would at least urge you to try it just for the sheer quality of the strain overall. Haven’t gotten my hands on NYC or VT strains yet but I’m looking and I’m sure they will become more abundent in time.

Gotta love good ol’ Blue Dream! I’ve smoked this many many times (I am right now actually) and I gotta say it’s one of the best “all around” strains out there. Nice and uplifting but yet somehow kinda chill at the same time. The taste isn’t harsh at all, which I like, it’s very aromatic but in a non harsh way. Great strain for newbies looking for a good strain but don’t want to get wrecked right away. However, even with a high tolerance blue dream does the job for me. If you somehow haven’t tried this do yourself a favor and do it. Also, I rarely give out 5 stars but blue dream hand down deserves it.

Bought this strain about a week ago love it! First off, the taste is great! VERY smooth exhale with just right amount of flavor so it’s not overbearing and harsh at all. The name “Coughy” is anything but. Don’t let the name fool you! The high sneaks up a bit slow at first but then escalates into a great overall high. Great uplifting body high while at the same time the mind can relax AND accomplish goals or things that need to be done. Yes this is a sativa, but I feel like there’s a bit of indica in there to smooth it all out as I haven’t felt paranoid on it ever. Def would recommend for a daily driver at any hour. No dry mouth, hungry horrors or dizziness. This is a great clean high. Will be buying again for sure!