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Oh F*** Bud. This is a solid strain. I usually don't mess around with the tunas. Call me crazy but I just don't trust anything that was once a fish and is now a can on a shelf. This however has zero tuna smell or taste. It's a potent bud from the great white north, great for evenings or right before bed. Strong THC levels make this a favourite for myself. Very strong body high melts away any pain or stress that you may have.

Captain America is in fact legit. Doesn't come around often but when it does, let that Captain into your life. Smells like an open spread at a wedding, with all your favourite foods. You can feel the high in your teeth at first as it penetrates your skeleton and slowly morphs you into a superhero. You will have pure energy flowing through your veins yet be in complete control like a ninja. Enjoy.

Gorilla Glue is a very appropriate name for this sticky wonder. A top notch hybrid that will kick your ass. I smoked about a gram to my dome and I feel as tho I have become stuck to my couch. I feel heavy. The tight buds of Gorilla Glue are a sight to behold. Very flavourful. Smells like a walk through a dense pine forrest, low to the ground. This is a next level high, beginners beware. I am now a gorilla in the mist...

Green Crack is a dependable sativa. Think of this as main-lining a cup of coffee and getting a deep tissue massage all at once. You will be full of energy but completely relaxed and pain free. The only time I'd ever smoke crack is with this herbal beauty. Enjoy this strain as soon as you wake up and live that green crack life. Unlike crack cocaine, this will make you motivated, productive and you get to keep all your teeth.

I let the Red Headed Stranger into my house. I trusted him. Took a chance. Big let down. This is a hit or miss strain for me. Catch it on sale and it'll probably be the type of stranger you do not want to meet.

White Widow is a favourite of mine. It looks beautiful, smells amazing and gives you that perfect hybrid buzz. Your brain will feel suspended in spider webs while your body moves about effortlessly, just like a black widow spider in it's web. Lime coloured buds coated in white flakes make this nug truly look like it has been rolled through a bit of web. If you are afraid of spiders, this strain will erase that fear. Very cerebral and uplifting, you can pretty much smoke this strain anytime.

Today I entered King Tut's tomb and it was everything I hoped it would be. I was immediately whisked away to the lands of the sandy hills. There I met King Tut himself, this majestic creation of energy and happiness. I was not worthy in front of such magnificence. He assured me however that I too was a King! For he had put the Tut Curse on me, transferring some of his powers on to me. I must say, this is a potent strain that will hit you fast and stay with you as you roam about your day. I sweet and citrus smell combined with a cool but "tickly" sensation on the inhale. Wood Strain? Yes.

For some reason every time I smoked Cinderella 99 I ended up cleaning or organizing something. So basically, feel free to smoke this before work. Internally you will become Cinderella and use your magic to accomplish whatever tasks you've been putting off while maintaining your chill exterior. It's like a little magical spell in the form of a tasty little nug.

Lemon Kush will in fact turn you into a lemon. Don't be afraid tho, being a lemon is actually pretty sweet. A solid daytime smoke, gets you up moving but keeps your body feeling chill. Wood Strain? No

Pink Death Star will blast your body with pure relaxation. A great strain to smoke before bed, it will having you melting into your sheets like a piece of butter. Each bud looks like a miniature death star, with it's pink/purple hues, packing enough energy in it to take down a star. Grab this when you can, it will quickly become one of your favourite indicas. Wood Strain? Yes.