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Recent Reviews4 total

Sour Joker

1/14/2023
I'm an indica guy. I usually don't like heavy pure sativa or saliva dominant hybrid. This was my favorite for 19 months before I learned it was dominant sativa. The look is underwhelming. While bud density and composition is excellent, the hair tends to be very very fine and often most are very light in color or white as well. This can lead to mistaking it as virtually hairless if you only give it a passing glance. The smell is 90% of what I want. Forget the fancy stuff...this one is just rich, green, and very very pungent. I love the freshly ground greenness. The flavor is exactly the same. It's simply pungent and green early...with a woody finish. The potency is comparable to the highest you will generally see. Barring the most elite grows and abnormal thc yield. Be careful however, this isn't one you can chain smoke and go on a long drive. Lol. It's best for chill and social times.
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SleepyTingly

Lemon Diesel

1/14/2023
Okay so disclaimer....I've a very odd body chemistry...so strains tend to have the opposite effects compared to the overwhelming majority. Having high anxiety disorder, bipolar, depression etc....this was not a good pick lol. Was it great tasting? Certainly with a strong lemony green front end...and a strong emphasis on the diesel, woody back end. The one flavor down side is it can at times late bowl taste almost like chlorinewhen both lemon and fuel flavors relatively equal...not yummy. Did it smell great? Certainly....pure lemon and pine goodness. It's certainly one of the most blatantly aromatic. Did it look great? Absolutely! It's consistently for me been one of the lightest and brightest green hues ever. Very stout, lengthy bright orange hairs contrast perfectly. Only downside on appearance is tendency to produce stemmy plants...thus stemmy branches.....and stemmy clusters. Overall, though it's potency tends towards the low to middle of the spectrum...I'd keep this one permanent if it didn't adversely affect me so heavily. For most folks this will have a polar opposite effect and I can certainly see why it still holds top ten status.
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Tingly

Sour Tangie

1/14/2023
Been loyal to the same lineage for 6 years here. Consistently the buds are as dense as literally anything you will encounter, and when significantly compressed can become nearly as solid as a rock. It breaks up via grinder to 3 times what the nug size is you put in. It Consistently has been among the hairiest weed I've also ever seen. Quite often it's easy to mistake the quality as from any distance it looks brown. Get close enough you see that just the immense number of orange hairs give it that look. It's smell is unmistakable. Older potheads will remember what was commonly called "cat piss" skunk...which were simply strains that produced a higher level of ammonia smell. This strain smells exactly like that...cat pee. Lol. Some feel it's more like century old gym socks. Eitherway it's pungent af and senior pothead will love the nostalgic smell. Taste is very similar early then more fuel/woody after. Overall there is a reason I have stuck with this among the permanent stays....if you aren't pleased with your tangie it's likely poorly grown or improperly cured.
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EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxed

Gary Payton

1/14/2023
Bud density and composition is great, smell is often strong chemical like pine sol, with a hint of sweet fuel. Potency is high, and it's a great balanced buzz. Here's the problem though...it is the most awful tasting flower I've ever tried lol. Some hits u get more of the pine sol super chemical flavor, others the fuel/diesel is overwhelming, still other hits will seem heavier on the tar/burnt rubber taste...but you will taste all 3 to some extent each hit. The end result is like combining the smell of horse urine and manure with a strong chemical into an atrocious flavor and after taste. Ultimately among the best as far as results in today's market, great look and smell...but be forewarned...it is NOT at all tasty lmao.
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EuphoricGigglyHappyUplifted