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I bought this yesterday in a live resin cart made by Redemption. It tastes smooth, and has a fruity but kind of funky taste. It’s a good tingly body high. I think it’s 64% thereabouts. Very pleasant calming effect. Kind of hit me in the face. Sort of stimulating. Going to go shoot hoops so I hope it goes well.

So far, 5/5. I bought some yesterday and couldn’t give an honest review since I mixed it with having already smoked another strain in concentrate form earlier. Today I pulled a Sunday wake and bake. About a half of a bowl smoked out of a pretty small bong. The OMFG I purchased was cultuvated by Chronicseur Farms from somewhere in Michigan. It’s a 50/50 hybrid, which tested at 29.13% THC. Firstly, the nugs are very dense, sticky, not overly fragrant but maybe a little piney/citrusy, but SUPER frosty and a bright green color. Very pretty. I’d clean your grinder beforehand to catch some serious keef. Anyways, after I smoked some around 8 am, I put towels to the laundry, made breakfast (2 fried eggs and 2 slices of toast w/ S&P and chili crisp on top.. yw stoners). I switched the load to dry and I made a Target run, which went pretty smooth. If there were more people there I’d maybe been a little paranoid but I had a clear head and got everything I needed 🙏🏽 I even had enough wits about me to order a Starbucks grande iced brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso. It’s a valiant task for a 28 y/o male. Listening to I smoked almost the rest of the bowl when I came back. I’ll admit, I took the towels out of the dryer and interrupted the process to finish this review. I’m pretty cooked. Time to watch some Japanese baking ASMR on YouTube and fold towels.

This is the most sedating bud I’ve ever smoked in the past 12 yrs smoking cannabis, etc.. It truly does give some unrelenting munchies as well. It’s a real 1-2 punch in that regard. Nice trichomes on the outside for kief collectors. It smells kinda like a dank oreo cookie? Always hard to describe. The high is very much in the body because sooner or later your body is going to feel like you’re suddenly a sloth 🦥 Consciousness will evade you with swift precision and *SCHLUMP* you’re OUT. It’s fantastic if you can handle the imminent slumber after about an hour lol. Toke at your own discretion ☮️