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Purple Trainwreck

4/21/2020
I was in Detroit in the winter ( because god hates me )staying with my mom and looking for decent shit (or (bullets to push through my head).I live in Venice and I grew up in the bay area so Michigan was an adjustment in expectations and judgments. After I smoked my way through a 60-mile radius I found an actual dude with shit he grew that looked like a really hot girl in the 6th grade( who had this kind of pot). Purple wreck sold out in about 15 min after I bought as much as he had and checked his pockets for more and blew him. Back on the farm, my mood changed and my mom was just a hoot. The drunk, republican snow-covered shit people said made me giggle and i had less of that hospice inspiring feel. It became almost a little pretty outside like a girl on a canoe trip after a day or 2 you need her it made things almost not as bad, which is really good in this context. I also turned up the tv and drank like I was paid to suck out of a funnel . The P-wreck made that empty hole in me fill with almost pretty fun times, I don't remember most of them and that's amazing. This was during the winter and I would meet chics for a date that almost always ended having sex in a minivan racing against hypothermia (purple wreck made it holiday inn during spring break ) .- It worked like a birthday wish if the wish had to include living with your mom in Detroit. There is more on but ghost face haze is chatty. A true medical flower, the effects of Purple wreck; will stop suicide, homicide and got me laid, top that scotch and Prozac. If it's grown right this strain is an anti-depressant, a hypnotic and a possible cure for erectile dysfunction( from scotch and Prozac). It got me animated but mellow and very entertaining, it can be fun just giggling with mom and shoveling snow at night ( smoked like it was burning evidence ). Please note I was smoking so much of this shit it looked like an insurance fire which was an idea that may have been genius ( shhh). If you don't like purple wreck .than you don't like yourself or my mom
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