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Recent Reviews18 total

White Sangria

10/11/2017
Smells extremely sweet (like a blood orange), tastes as it smells and retains its good taste down to the roach when rolled. Provides that hazy middleground hybrids are known for, forgot to finish my bowl after the first hit had me pretty well medicated. Leaves a pleasant aftertaste and the effects fade into full-bodied relaxation after about 2 hours.
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EuphoricHungryRelaxedUplifted

Super Lemon Haze

6/3/2017
Very strong sativa strain, but the effects aren't special enough to make this strain stand out among the big boys of the sativa group (Cinex, Durban Poison). 4 stars is in relation to the smell and taste of this strain in all forms, this pungent, lemony-diesel taste is only found in SLH and should be highly sought after if you are a fan of flavorful and fruity strains. Effects are a bit like morning coffee, but tends to get pretty unfocused in higher doses and slightly psychedelic. One can push through this and use the energy for something productive if they've got experience in doing so while medicated. Ok for headaches, doesn't really dissipate them though, sort of dulls the pain. Works out for stress and fatigue but too much might leave you feeling the haze genetics heavily. Imbibe carefully
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EnergeticEuphoricHappyHungryUplifted

Cherry Pie

5/21/2017
Three syllables: FAN-F&$#ING-TASTIC This strain is an undeniable powerhouse that should grace your stash at some point regardless of your preference towards or away from hybrid strains. This bud perfectly exemplifies the unique and varied profile of effects normally accredited to hybrids. Flavorful and smooth smoke, creeper effects come on in 5 minutes, starting with a wave of euphoria and slight focus, it definitely has the mood altering effects more unique to hybrids. This strain will make you a bit happier, its perfect for a nice summer day, or for taking a load off. You can sleep on this one but its not prone to make you sleepy. STRONG Basically this strain is good for invoking one definition of euphoria, which is: "that ones circle of focus tightens as they concern themselves with fewer aspects of their environment." Basically, if you need to stop worrying and derail any harmful rumination, then stress and anxiety be damned. This can derail you a bit if you're trying to work, so save it for the relaxation after a task, not as a pre-game (at least for anything mentally challenging, physical labor might be impacted). Ive commonly found myself drifting in thought a bit after this strain.
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EuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxed

MK Ultra

4/23/2017
A mentally buzzing indica that's not for the faint of heart is how I would describe this strain. Picked up a Mid-shelf eighth from my local shop, this strain hits FAST, comparable only to heavy strains such as Trainwreck or Cinex in terms of strength, although neither of those examples is indica. What makes MK special is its constant mental stimulation, a wholly uncommon effect for the body-centric indica. This strain will still provide a nice blanket effect over your body, while giving you a euphoric, almost psychedelic mental buzz in higher doses. Be wary that the buzz can fade gradually into a sort of lull, some seasoned consumers find it easier to fight THC-induced sluggishness better than others so medicate accordingly. The effects of this strain are strong and hit fast, go easy if you're a novice consumer. Reminiscent of a hash smell, there are also some earthy scents present in this bud, both of which complement this strain nicely. Id recommend this strain next time you're looking for a unique and strong alternative to classic indica effects. Good for: Stress Headache Body aches Some Pains Sleep
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EuphoricHungryRelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted

Sour Jilly

4/11/2017
Tastes sweet and tropical, reminiscent of the Fruity Pebbles strain, little unfocused and very relaxed. Doesn't make you sleepy but can help ease you into a nice sleep if you're tired. Grabbed a 500mg GoldDrop cartridge from Cookies SF, after a few hits I feel like I'm resting on a nice cloud of relaxation. At 66% THC content, this cartridge is not for the novice consumer unless small quantities are taken at a time. Effects are very cerebral, high euphoria and light body relaxation helps you to release pent up muscle tension and calm any anxiety or racing thoughts. Not necessarily lazy but very unfocused, one should exercise some self control if using this strain for study or mental-focused work, most intermediate or veteran consumers can fight the pseudo-haziness of this strain. - Relieves muscle tension and head pressure - Helps relax racing thoughts and anxiety -Not a big appetite stimulant - Somewhat active effects
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EuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedTalkative

SFV OG

3/29/2017
A very laid back/ relaxing buzz, sativa side presents itself in a nice mental stimulation which in and of itself is pretty good for focusing on something while sitting, like exercise or study. A lot will bring on some heavy indica-style couch lock. All that being said this strain didn't pop out to me too much, the wax and vape cartridges I've tried have been dull in effects, albeit very tasty, but nothing that had me going WOW. Good novice/intermediate strain, leaves something to be desired compared to its brother SFV OG Kush. Lowdown: -Mild euphoria -Mild mental stimulation -Strong appetite stimulant -High doses can be good for unfocused relaxation I'd personally recommend the OG Kush genotype of this strain, as it provides a stronger pain/stress relief and is more medicinal, not to say this smoke doesn't have plenty of positives. The 3 stars represents how well this strain stacks up compared to the others i have tried, it doesn't have many standout qualities.
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EuphoricFocusedHungryRelaxedUplifted

Skywalker OG

3/29/2017
The description on Leafly does this strain justice in many ways, you are indeed taken to a galaxy far, far away. Intense euphoria and a mental buzz create a spacey mind-set that is sure to leave your thoughts wandering. If you've got the strength to power through I would recommend it for working out, physical labor, nothing too involved with thinking. Flavor is a nice, fruity flavor with classic Kush undertones. Picked up a full gram Brass Knuckles cartridge at Cookies SF. This cartridge in specific is better than the GoldDrop and 710 Kingpen vape cartridge renditions of this strain, the flavor and potency proved superior, and the effects were STRONG. Here's the lowdown: -Heavy-Handed euphoria -Spacey thoughts -Mild painkiller -Mild Sedative -Not the best appetite stimulant Good on stress and anxiety, okay for pain and sleep, pretty good hybrid to relax with, doesn't help much with my asthma, that's primarily a trait of more purebred indica strains however.

Bubba Kush

3/23/2017
A heavy pinching of the eyes and some trouble to stay awake are hallmarks of this strain, those with low tolerance ought to beware. Bubba Kush brings on intense euphoria and relaxation that will leave you feeling like sitting the next few hours out on the couch or in bed daydreaming or literally dreaming. That being said, more seasoned consumers ought to find the relaxation enjoyable in moderate doses, while still feeling heavy-handed effects with a higher dose. If you can resist the urge to crash, this strain can be a good pairing for an easygoing walk or keeping a cool head while out and about. Pros: Cons: -Euphoria. -Mentally draining -stress relief - Tiredness -Insomnia relief. -Nausea -Appetite stimulant. -Appetite stimulant(?) On the nausea con, this is mainly a note to new consumers who smoke or consume too much of this strain, it is STRONG and too much can leave you greening out easily.
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EuphoricHungryRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Gelato

3/7/2017
This strain is an amazing powerhouse, intense euphoria and head buzz make it great for headaches, fatigue, and stress. Works moderately well at pain relief, high doses will leave you para-fucking-noid! I'm usually not prone to THC-induced paranoia but this strain happens to have me looking up for the imaginary police choppers.
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CreativeEuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

FPOG

3/4/2017
Jesus where to begin... this will honestly get you extremely high compared to most strains you've tried thus far, it's POTENT and commands a lot of respect as a strain. This offering is heavy in euphoria and drowsiness which makes it good for nodding off, eliminating headache pain (mine vanished), and relaxing without stress, the strain really does take your thoughts elsewhere. That being said you really must respect the strain, a few too many hits can leave you nauseated heavily, with your head spinning. I've greened out on this strain in the first time in years. Enjoy in moderation
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EuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedSleepy