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With a strange floral flavor that's VERY intense, Yoda's come out from Dagobah and he's brought good green to you. Just don't think you're gonna pick up any tie-fighters. You're just gonna be a bump on a log for the the rest of the evening. It's definitely a nighttime strain, to be consumed when the only place you have to go after the couch is to bed. But seriously, the floral notes are something to write home about, and it's definitely the most pleasant smelling weed I've ever smoked.

This strain's other name is "don't make any plans tonight," because you will not be able to attend them or be useful. Bubba is going to take you into couch lock, and keep you there. You'll be liquid muscle all the way down. Not a lot of head-high/euphoria -- just a nice, soothing body high that makes you into a potato. A happy potato, but still a potato. It can be a bit of a creeper so you'll be like "oh what is this" and then it hits you and you're down. So just clear the evening's schedule and do not wake and bake this unless you want to go back to bed immediately after.

Black Jack is a great strain to go for to kill stress, help you relax, and sink into a very deep sleep after. When Blue Dream couldn't chase away the sads and the pain, Black Jack will definitely run them off for you. It starts with a deep relaxation, and if toked too much, will result in couch lock. Which is fine, if you just want to relax and watch a movie (it's very good for that!) But not so much if you want to do literally anything else with your evening.

Are you stressed? Are you sore? Are you really tired of life and need a pick me up AND a pain reliever? Look no further, this is your strain. Blue Dream gave me the nicest not-over-powering head buzz followed by a soothing muscle relaxing body high. It was nicely balanaced, but definitely made me sleepy the further I toked. Taken to excess and you're gonna sleep like the DEAD, but in small doses you're just gonna chill out, loosen up, and relax. Enjoy a smoke, watch the stars from your porch, and dream.

This is my favorite strain of all time! You have a really powerful headband high, making you buzzy in the brain initially until relaxation kicks in. You'll want to talk with friends, giggle. It can be very potent, though, so don't make a lot of plans to go do anything -- you're gonna want to sit back, enjoy the buzz, socialize with friends you can trust while you're contemplating the universe. I LOVE this stuff! Makes me feel like I'm top of the world!

Mild headband high, but not a heavy sedation affect until you've been at this flower awhile. It's good for chilling out and watching movies -- sit back, get a little fuzzy after a few puffs, and settle in to watch whatever it is you're binging right now. You're not going to be completely couch locked, but you will lose a lot of motivation to move around. Just relax, enjoy the buzz, and chill on the couch.

Great strain for relaxing with co-op video games. Load up your game, smoke bowl, talk to friends and do whatever it is you're going to do. Great for relaxing (there's definitely a sedative effect and you will melt into your chair) but not being jelly-brained. I could converse, play my game, and still have a nice buzz and a low-grade body high. A great socialization strain to share with friends!