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Taste is sweet tobacco and black tea. Fantastically smooth with a reminiscent backbone of French cigarettes. Rebrand this as something pseudo-sophisticated, and it will sell like single malt scotch. This shit fancy.

Lab verified THC: 20.5% CBD: 1.56% Sweet mandarin orange aroma that has a heavy hint of ... butter? Salty and sweet, exciting and entrancing. Effects are perfectly mellow and absolutely carefree. Nocturnal usage will turn the lights out, but pairs well with a strong morning coffee.

I’m not into sweet strains, but if your are, this one is drenched in saccharine-enshrined-sugar. The slightly gassy inhale immediately gets coated with syrup upon exhalation. Instant, heavy couch-lock that melts away anxiety. Surprisingly psychedelic, but mellow enough to stave panic. This is the best of the best.

Earthy, chocolate-like pre-grind scent that bursts into an overripe citrus backed with a tinge of fuel. Body heavy with a weak cerebral load. Slightly psychedelic, but lacking in euphoria. Very mellow and even. Great when paired with coffee.

Strong ammonia smell out of the grinder that burns into a billowy soft pine-filled exhalation. Effects are invigorating and energetic, yet mellow enough to avoid anxiety. A+ Sativa

Either this strain has more than one phenotype, or one of the dispensaries here has a labeling problem. I have had the same strain from two different sources, with major differences. #1: Funky, wet earth / barn smell. Light, honey colored buds. Weak cerebral high and no body load. #2: Musk with a hint of citrus. Dense, slightly darker. Perfectly balanced brain buzz! Extremely clear headed and energizing.

Very energetic but not the most clearheaded. Definitely a heavy psychedelic with only a little couch-lock. Smells and tastes almost purely of black licorice.

This is the most “racey” sativa that I have encountered. Green Crack receives a lot of hype, but for me, Clementine packs a much more energetic and cerebral charge. Be careful if you are prone to anxiety; a small morning joint leaves my body and brain brimming with sometimes unbridled energy. The smell is true to name, and will coat your grinder with a citrus-sweet resin.