I just made the biggest fuckin bowl of cereal, I think I can drown it. ive already had one... damn blue dream, my refrigerator is on its side, beeping. how the hell am I going to the food store like this man?!?
bro I just keep taking monster rips and consuming all the food around me. huge mixing bowl for cereal bowl. the only thing better than Little Debbie...is Big Debbie! whole rack of oatmeal creme pics. fuck bro, the strain is powerful. night time bear in the fucking kitchen type shit. I got ice cream, yogurt, all kinda shit in the goddamn blender, food fucking everywhere, I'm ripped, damn, its messy man. my eyes are red. this indica takes off. I'm swelling...like a...tick from...this food
...every time I leave the dope hole, I gotta take a crap, and fast! Fanatically speaking, this strain is a real paper saver! Flower, one hitters bro...?! No joint rolling...This is breakfast and its not a buffet! Check it, I need to dry out a bit. I can only get high, HIGH in the fuckin mornings man?! Hot stepping strain...beware, some chicks are really not that hot when you're sativa whacked, I smoked some indica, looked at the chick the next day, and damn near died...just stick with the indica dominant reefer, yea. I said fuckin reefer ok?
OK, I get it, all strains work differently, for all different people. now, when we are talking about getting wrecked, let's talk about INDICAS! not some stalky, crap hole sativa. I mean I don't know what your growers are doing, or whatever...and if sativa relieves your stuff, that's great. shit...I get wasted like a white ninja