Phantom Cookies
6/12/2021
“I think I’ll start authoring reviews” is what came to mind 9 seconds ago. 28 seconds ago I smoked roughly 1/4 bowl (water pipe) of finely grounded moist flower.
I should’ve prefaced this with
* At 42, I just started cannabis last November*
Combat vet: headaches, huge anxiety, maybe some cyclical depression on board? The taste, on exhale, just reminded me of the color grey. Not at all unpleasant. I didn’t have as much urge as normal to heave or cough early, and it let go smoothly.
Initially, my head felt difficult to keep perfectly vertical, and attempts to remedy that were met with overcorrection. That was funny for a second and it’s mostly gone.
I really feel this under my kneecaps, but I don’t feel at all impaired. A quick stroll around my home and I’m feeling just fine, despite a wide swath of highness (this isn’t pinpoint on any specific thing, I’m overall just high on a wide spectrum). I’m also typing just fine.
This was about 8 minutes of typing and waiting, but overall, I don’t feel that if and when the apogee arrives I’ll be legitimately impaired. I expect a low and slow out of this one, but I’d rather wrap it up.
Overall, this strain seems to inspire authoring poorly worded reviews.