Acai Berry Gelato
2/17/2021
This cultivar is a 5/5 all day! Talk about a strain that one can only describe as sexy! You know! That cat call kind of sexy. Not a great medical strain by any stretch of the imagination. Okay maybe for a beginner it'll help but chronic pain! Fahget about it! Now if you want that 100% connoisseur grade cultivar this is your Huckle(acai)berry Gelato. Pun intended. 👅Taste 10. 👃Nose 10. Bag Appeal 👁👁 10. ❄Frost 7. Sticky 10. When finished this cultivar is 🐝utiful. Medium sized buds color of Purple with shades of green running throughout the entire flower accented with bright amber pistils. Personal tests have hit at a low 15% and high of 22% thc. The nose on this babe is amazing to say the least!! Like omg! da fuq is that smell?! Its the Kind of nose that hits you Like a Heavy weight boxer, but instead of the ko, you take a deep breath and go into the jar to take another whiff allowing your brain time to process all the terps. The first being Burnt Rubber (tire rubber) envelopeed in a sweet berry aroma overtone that fades into a thick spicy cinnamon, Gassy (like 85 yo granny Gassy) bitter sweet floral bouquet of lavender and berry. Flavors are very desirable. Mouth watering 😋 goodness with every terp. Oh yes! There are many of them. Break up the same nug and BAM! It terp town 2.0! The burnt rubber goodness blows up into a chemical cleaner mixed with berry sweetness which permeates the entire room with the aroma of heaven making one want to smoke it even more. The inhale is the same terps as the flower when combusted. A very smooth plethora of flavors that fills the lungs to maximum capacity without strain on them. Upon inhale The first taste on the tongue is spice and then burnt rubber mixed with berries The exhale is harsh, but in a good way. Nose tingling, burning, eye watering spicy cinnamon goodness that makes you immediately smack your lips, lick them and take another toke. What's really amazing is the lack of throat burn and harsh cough eventhough it expands the lungs greatly. The cough that follows the exhale is the customary breaking up phlegm cough that good all clean cannabis should do. Be warned although it's not a hashplant strain the exhale is very hashplant spicy, burn your nose and eyes because the flavinoids are off the charts. The effects are what I'm after personally, I'll save the detailed description for a medical strain for now here is a synopsis; It make me slightly horny.
10/10 Connoisseur Cultivar
5/10 Medical Strain
Now not a high tester in the thc department ABG will make you yawn if you linger at the bowl. My dosage depends I take between 2-5 hits out of glass (rips) of about half a joint (0.5g) in one sitting. This is a anytime strain a real good, feel good anytime strain.
Edit:
I've seemed to gotten baked whilst writing this review 😅... I smoked a lot making sure I gave it everything I find personally great about this strain.
It does have drawbacks if you grow it. It's hermaphrodite prone, finicky and likes to eat.
Pros: Great taste. Great beginner strain. Flavorful. Beautiful. Aromatic. Worth growing if one nails the environment.
Cons: Weaker in THC. Not good for commercial growing due to low thc. Not enough educated patients here in Oklahoma yet. Hard to grow.