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Recent Reviews13 total

Chocolope

3/30/2019
The perfect work day wake and bake strain. Puts you in an upbeat and happy mood, gives you a shot of energy and motivation, and increases focus. Perfect for boosting your mood and productivity at the same time at a desk job or any other task. Only downside is it really doesn't do anything for pain, but it's great for mental well-being.
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White Widow

12/5/2018
I can't yet speak to what it's like to get lit off this strain, but I've never found a more perfect daytime microdose strain. It evens my mood (calming my anxiety while lightly boosting my energy), relieves muscle tension/pain, and calms my stomach -- all while barely effecting my mental capacity (if anything it might make me more focused). And I can't forget to mention the amazing taste. Piney, spicey, earthy, and yet with a wonderful sweetness! I'm surprised I haven't got lit off this stuff yet, because that flavor makes me want to take hit after hit!
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Lemon Meringue

5/21/2018
I would pay good money for a candle that smells like the vapor of this. It's a beautiful lemon, floral vapor that coats your mouth in thick terpenes. The high is very strong and super uplifting, clear headed, and motivating. I took one hit of this when I was exhausted after a workout and it brought my energy back and got me fluttering around the house, cleaning things up. A great daytime strain when you need to be getting stuff done. Word of warning for those sensitive to sativas though -- when I took my second hit I got some anxiety and my wife got overstimulated and anxious from one hit. Definitely still something I'd go back to in moderation, but be careful with dosing if you're prone to anxiety.
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Purple Punch

5/20/2018
God damn this stuff is wonderful. This is the first weed I've vaped where my first thought was, "Wow, this tastes amazing". It's super sweet, with a prominent grape note, but I also get spiced cookies from it as well. And pretty quickly after you enjoy the taste this thing really will punch you. It's a super relaxing strain that will take away all your cares and worries and inoculate you from pain and tension. At high doses it can feel like an out of body experience, because all the tension and pain of your body is so foreign it feels like you must have left it. It's fairly couch locky, but not as bad as some. This strain is a great strain for sleep. Not because it will make you sleepy, but the intense relaxation makes it easy to sleep and I get the most restful sleep I've ever had on it.
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Origins - Redmond

5/10/2018
I love everything about this place. The layout is great for exploring strains by experience and the budtenders are super knowledgeable and eager to help you find the right stuff. They also partner with great farms so you know the bud you leave with will be clean and high quality. One downside is that the prices are a bit on the high end -- but unless you're a super experienced person that enters the store already knowing what you want I think it's worth the price for such a great shopping experience.

RudeBoi OG

5/10/2018
This is a great strain. Really well balanced head and body effects. The high is happy, silly, and spacey, with little to no couch lock. However, if you need to at lower doses you can push through the spaciness and think through complex things. After the head high spaces me out it makes my whole body tingle and loosen up (the pain killing isn't as strong as some though). A warning though -- even at the 22% my Gold Leaf batch was tested at it's a fairly heavy hitter. My one complaint would be the taste and smell. As someone who likes sweeter/spicier stuff the strong funky earth smell of this strain wasn't anything I got excited about. However, I don't really use weed for the taste :P
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Jesus OG

5/7/2018
Wow, if I didn't know better I'd have thought I tried a totally different strain than the other reviewers. The stuff I got from Pilot Farms in Washington gives me almost no head high. I kept taking more hits hoping it would but the body effects started making my knees weak and yet I still barely had a head high (I'm a lightweight who normally takes one or two vape hits, I was at four on this strain). This would probably make a great daytime medical strain because of that -- I got fairly strong body effects like pain relief, muscle relaxation, and increased appetite without feeling very intoxicated (and with very little dry mouth/eyes). However, as someone who likes to get more of a head high and better anxiety relief from a strain I found it somewhat disappointing.
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Blackberry Kush

5/4/2018
Fuck me, this strain will sure knock you on your ass real quick. A minute or two after I hit this my brain completely leaves my head and every ounce of stress in me melts away. I remarked to my partner, "I do not think I've ever been more relaxed in my life". Shortly after the mental effects hit me it vanquishes pain and makes my body tingle for a couple minutes. Absolutely perfect for melting away anxiety, stress, pain, and muscle tension but good luck having any coherent thoughts or being productive on it. It's strong stuff through, so as crazy as thing sounds the first time I had it I almost panicked about how relaxed I was. However, once I knew what I was in for that never happened again. It only sometimes makes me sleepy, but it will always give me couch lock. Also dries my eyes quite a bit more intensely than some other strains.
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Karmarado OG

4/29/2018
This strain was grown by Secret Gardens of Washington and it is super fun. The taste is a lovely combination of spice (primarily peppercorn), lemon, and a small bit of gasoline. The way they combine is really reminiscent of fresh szechuan peppercorn. This high I got was a super slow build (I think it peaked 30 minutes in), but it's a really fun ride. It starts as a stoney head high with a lot of warming behind the eyes. It takes a while (for me it was a whole 40 minutes!), but eventually the indica body high kicks in and it really loosens up your muscles, melts your pain away, and relieves inflammation. Great medicinal effects. I definitely got some munchies and a bit of dry mouth, but nothing out of the ordinary. Also, I'm prone to anxiety and got none from this strain! I'll be restocking this, and checking out more from SGOW in the future.
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CBD Critical Mass

4/27/2018
Super nice, chill strain, delicious strain. The vape hit is a super smooth a tasty lemon cake flavor. It's got enough THC it is going to give you a nice high, but it's really mellow and relaxing. At first it makes me a bit talkative as it eases my social anxiety, but then as the high continues it starts to make me sleepy. Enough so that I don't think I could vape this during the day, but it helped me get to bed nice and early. I had quite a bit of muscle tension and workout pain and I didn't find it got rid of them 100%, but it did help a ton.
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