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Recent Reviews28 total

Dark Blue Dream

5/26/2017
This one was recommended to me by my budtender. The smell is sweet, earthy, and mild. The buds are HUGE. Really nice, sweet smoke. Smooth. The high was surprisingly clear headed. I had to smoke a whole bowl before noticing anything, really. I was happy, grateful, and dreamy. This was just an all around balanced smoke, ending with me snug in bed đź’—
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Cherry Diesel

5/26/2017
Grabbed this guy after reading great reviews and looking for an energetic but non jittery fix. Buds are big, fluffy, whispy, and unique. The smell, especially after grinding, was just like cherry limeade đź’— smoke was smooth and tasted very different but good! Hints of cherry are on the exhale and it's got a sweetness to it. The high was pretty heavy at first, possibly because my I had been smoking something different for a while. Body was tingling. I felt like I was hearing more sharply. I felt as if this could make me racy, and I was a little jumpy. Again, this could be because this is a new strain with a higher percent THC (I think.) I was kinda feeling stoney and lazy, yet aware of a couple of my senses. My touch felt heightened, so I wouldn't use this for pain. Got a little trippy after a few minutes.
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Chocolope

4/22/2017
This is the first full sativa I've decided to purchase, and being an indica type of gal, I was born excited and nervous to see its effect. The smell was unlike anything I've smelled before. It was subtle and sweet with hints of earth and chocolate. The buds are huge and fluffy and sticky. The taste is a nice incarnation of the smell. Mostly earth with a bit of chocolate. Would pair so nicely with a coffee especially if it was a mocha. The fact that this strain pairs well with food and drink was something I hadn't noticed with other strains and I love that about this one. The high was not racey like I was afraid it would be due to it being a sativa. Instead it was creative and uplifting. I figured that all weed was gonna make me tired no matter the kind, but this made me less so. I'm used to heavy hitting or creeping indicas so I kept smoking more than I needed of this guy because I wasn't feeling "stoned." That's not the point of this one, though. It gets you relaxed but still functional. Your mind can stay focused while your body starts to melt. It's a fun and childlike feeling. ✨
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Grape God

4/22/2017
Got this strain because it was on sale. The buds are dense, fuzzy, and longer than others. The smell is very sweet and grapey. The taste is very interesting, earthy and floral notes were what I noticed. It was hard to taste because the smoke was kinda harsh and sharp. High was stoney and goofy. Definitely not something to smoke before doing anything that demands attention. More of a daydream and doze off strain. Good for nights or days relaxing in the sun đź”… made me feel like a cuddly kid and had me wishing I had somebody to nuzzle at.
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Stardawg

4/6/2017
I got some of this as shake and was really excited to try it, as I've heard so many good things. I'm a very Indica biased girl and have only smoked a couple of straight Sativas and a few Sativa dominant hybrids. I couldn't get much for the look or smell, but it seemed to be a vibrant light green and orange bud that smelled super delicious and sweet and fruity! The taste was more savory, though. Can't quite put my finger on it. Smoke was thick and relatively smooth. The high was good but distracting because I kept wanting to change tasks. Peaceful, though. Perfect for sitting in the sun after a long day of work.
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Chemdawg #4

3/21/2017
Got this on special only knowing that it was supposed to be a heavy hitter and good for relaxing. Smell is earthy and foresty with hints of citrus/lemon. Almost smells like it could be a cologne. The buds were super dense with a mixture of light greens, dark greens, and burnt oranges. Taste was sweet, almost like a rich unsweetened chocolate or maybe a very mild coffee. Sweet in an earthy way. The smoke was thick and smooth. High was creative, euphoric, nostalgic, and transported me to a different place. It was beautiful.
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Mother's Milk

3/19/2017
This stain was recommended to me by my budtender and was one of her favorite stains. I got it in shatter and dabbed it. The taste was awesome and the smoke was thick and creamy. It made me sneeze and my nose felt itchy afterwards, not sure what that's all about. The high was mind clearing. I could barely think enough to write this. I forgot how to think. Great for meditation. Body buzzing and heavy as a stone.
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LA Confidential

2/10/2017
Got this from a friend and was delighted by the sweet berry smell! Buds were slightly fluffy and light green with a sparkle! Smoke was pretty smooth and taste had almost a peanut butter start and a vanilla cinnamon tea finish. High started off relatively clear headed. Seemed to be more of a creeper. Felt very still and pretty Zen, creeped into a very stoney high. Actually felt like a stone. Couch locker and very relaxing and soothing.
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Dairy Queen

12/25/2016
Tried a gram of this strain despite the description at the dispensary saying it was for beginners. The smell is hard to describe, but I thought it had quite a bit of citrus notes and sweetness, almost like candy. The buds were relatively dense and light green with burnt orange hair and crystals throughout. The taste is another hard thing to put my finger on. The smoke isn't too harsh. Some strawberry comes to mind and definitely that citrusy, almost cleaning supply feel comes into it as well. I'd rename it strawberry shortcake. The high is nice and happy. Not too heavy or incapacitating. Bubbly and contented, a little creative, kinda hungry. Social. Easily distracted. Made me feel kind of like a cute anime cartoon made with all pastels.
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Afghani

12/2/2016
I've had this strain before, but forgot to review it. I was pretty indifferent to it the first time I tried it. This time around I got it because it was on sale. The buds were small because the batch was low. They were fairly compact. Very frosty. The smell was really lovely. Fresh, citrusy, clean. The smoke was a little harsh, but relatively thick. The taste was quite different than the smell. It was deeper, earthier, almost like a really weak incense. The high was calming and crept a bit. It wasn't super heavy on the body or the mind at first, just nice and comfortable. As I took more hits it became sedating, really soothing pain and quieting the mind. Stoney, but meditative.
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