Grease Monkey
1/8/2022
Kind Tree has really stepped up their game with this one (and Island G as well). Not to mention their packaging dates are near current and their now “premium indoor flower” sticker both boasts and delivers. Upon opening my first of 4 eighths, immediately impressed by the bag appeal. Lime green freshly semi-dense cured round shaped balls that boast a sparkly layer of such thick trichromes, that you can hardly see the natural green chlorophyll pigment and the multicolored red and orange and even purple hued hairs that cover the bud as well. 12/10… and yup! That’s off the charts beautiful… smell- immediately hit with a nice earthy aroma but a sweet blast of skunk, which I thought peculiar but was so sweet on the nostrils. Smell 9/10 (was just looking for a few more notes of something… but didn’t quite get that.. no biggie. Terpene profile great!
Taste.. very similar to smell except way more sharp on the taste buds. Beautiful taste. Earthy but with hints of dank gas…9/10.
Effects- oh boy..very cerebral at first , total and instant mood elevation and after about 20 minutes, the indica shows it’s pretty face and my body began to feel very sedated and pleasantly body buzzing… simply fantastic! I’m a very experienced toker and this one has me good.. like GOOD… for at least 1.5 hours (an eternity to daily tokers). Effects 9.5/10. So crunch those numbers folks and this one’s a home room for shore! Kind Tree did their thing with this one folks and not that I pay much attention to this one single statistic, however, Kind Tree is so realistic with their numbers (no inflated numbers due to other hum-hum other NJ brands that roll their buds in Kief for testing) Kind Tree keeps it real so if you’re gonna let THCa content be a deciding factor for you, grease monkey boasts a cool 23% and change, which considering the fact that I’ve been ripped off their 15% THCa strains, this 23 plus % is sayin a lot!
Do yourself a favor and pick this gem up, it’s a good one.
Other new NJ Kind Tree recent addition to their new “premium indoor flower” line include “slapz”, “chemlatto 33”, “Frosted Melon Gelato” and “Runtz” oh and “Island G (boasting a whopping 34% THCa on sone batches!!!) to name just a few! But boy o boy this Trenton dude in one happy medicated patient. Good looks, KT! Keep them coming!!