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Jurassic Purp

7/29/2022
this strain is also known as "Jurassic Kush" I had this strain from Heya Missouri medical, and oh... my... God... one of my favorite strains that I've gotten from Missouri, easily. The taste reminds me of a blueberry banana daiquiri with a very strong skunky undertone, and the smell is about the same. It's listed as a slightly indica dominant hybrid (65/35 or 70/30) but the effects, me, my cousin, the dispensary worker, and a friend of mine, all agree is closer to a 50/50 hybrid or even more sativa dominant. It also has a somewhat even hybrid or sativa like bud structure, with big, tall stocks, while being neither super dense or fluffy. The bud tested at around 24% thc, but it smoked much more like a 30%. it had a good amount of terpenes, enough to taste absolutely delicious, and the smoke wasn't overly harsh, even though you definitely felt every % of thc. Also, it burned very smooth. didn't run at all, didn't burn too quickly or too slow, just PERFECT. This was a seriously good grow of a seriously good strain, I'd recommend this stuff to anyone. Also also, this strain does make food taste better, but it doesn't make food *all* you can think about, which is nice.
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Bubba Fett

7/2/2022
just smoked a gram of this stuff, and although I've had this grow many times, this one was special. Dark grass green buds with what looked like a literal glaze of resin and trichomes over it, with deep purple hues all throughout the bud, and a bright purple that turns almost blue throughout the middle. the smell was similar to other bubba fett I've had, but it was more intense, with more sweet and skunky smells prevalent throughout that filled the room like if I was trying to smoke in a hotel bathroom. I'm a very seasoned smoker with a high tolerance, I have a medical card and all that, and this strain got me to where I couldn't stop laughing no matter how hard I tried. I also ate 3 pulled pork sandwiches. 3. this stuff reminds me of the good old days, when you could accidentally get too high, and you eat everything you come across while blissfully getting lost in your own thought. the bag of chips sounds like dynamite going off and every step on wood floor is like dropping a pan - but even though you're kinda paranoid, it's all just funny. it's that kind of high. as I said, I've had this many times.. but Flora farms 25% thc grow just blew me away. I've had this strain in a 29% from CO, it was not like this. medical definitely does hit different a lot of the time.
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Super Lemon Haze

6/2/2022
I like indica, sativa, and everything in-between - and this strain is definitely one of my favorite sativas there is. Energetic and creative, with a healthy dose of euphoria and uplifted feelings that leave you prone to laughter. It doesn't give me anxiety like some strong sativas do at times, like Jack the ripper and Jack Herer. I've had about 5 different grows of this stuff, and each time it tastes one of 2 distinct ways: so sweet with just a touch of lemon that makes it taste like citrusy fruit loops, or a 50/50 haze and lemon that tastes almost like a candy or lemon lime soda. I've gotten it from Colorado and Missouri and have had it vary in % from 22 up to 29, and had a couple of concentrates as well at around 80-88% - but each and every time, the high hits me the same way. Super solid strain, if you like sativas and citrus strains, I'd 100% recommend this.
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Blue Ocean

4/19/2022
tastes like coconut and mango, with an undertone of a somewhat blue dream esc flavor. very tasty and fruity strain if it's the right grow. it's about a 60/40 indica dominant hybrid genetically, but it hits you in the head much more like a sativa, making you talkative and provoking thought and creativity, but it doesn't make you energetic or ambitious enough to entertain those thoughts, but rather, makes for a good strain to sit around and talk to friends with or watch your favorite TV show without falling asleep. all and all, a pretty good one, I'd give it a try if you come across it.
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Purple Papaya

4/18/2022
Euphoria and an appetite. This strain will hit you straight in the head with a load of euphoria and bliss, inspiring creativity and provoking deep, intricate, and ambitious thoughts. It's not too intense or energizing, like a higher sativa strain such as Golden Goat or Green Crack, but it produces the same laughing fits that they do, while allowing you to continue relaxing and either be talkative or get lost in thought. And I cant talk about this strain without disclosing the way it makes your stomach feel and good taste. Creamy foods tastes creamier, sweet foods taste sweeter, things just taste better - you also feel the texture and enjoy it more, it seems to heighten all of your senses - and thats not limited to the kitchen.. it very much stimulates you in a way that makes the bedroom more enjoyable, as well. Be careful, though. Smoking too much of this strain can almost be a sensory overload, and those prone to anxiety may get an unhealthy dose of that when they do.
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Purple Chemdawg

2/16/2022
I've smoked this strain like 100 times, and it doesn't get old. the flavor, the high, the beautiful buds, the convenient way it breaks down, the smoothness of its smoke - it's just great. As a person who enjoys hybrids, this one is just perfect. it makes you feel tingly and relaxed, while uplifting the mind and giving you the giggles. It has a tendency to make your eyes Chinese if you smoke a gram or more. If you enjoy indicas or sativas, this strain will work for you. I promise, you won't regret getting this flower.
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Mandarin Temple

2/2/2022
4 1/2 stars - I got this in wax form, and it tastes phenomenal, with a hashy citrus taste that has a slight flowery taste added on the exhale. it's high is very euphoric, slightly energy inducing, with a big dose of headiness that makes you feel like you're floating. Great strain for day time use, I really enjoy it.
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GMO Cookies

3/25/2021
my dude would only sell me a quarter.. out of their world record contending 39.6% thc GMO's batch, which, I would classify as a genetically modified organism itself. I know it stand for Garlic Mushroom & Onions, but I think it's a double entendre.. anyways, this stuff blew my mind: light green, streaks of an almost black purple, bright orange hair, all dusted with a light silver coating of keefy goodness. it smelled unlike anything I've ever had, and the high was very clear, but sleep inducing and relaxing. if you stayed on the smoke train for a bit longer though, you'd start to get really euphoric and giggly, and you'll reach lands of relaxation you only dreamed of existing. the taste, I would say, is going to be something that you either like, or just don't enjoy that much, to the regular cannabis enthusiast, I would say you'll enjoy this strain VERY much all around.
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Pure Afghan

1/21/2021
so nobody here is over exaggerating at all... I'm a seasoned smoker, like, have to do 3 or 4 dabs and smoke a gram blunt to get high, and I could never stop smoking if I had an endless supply, I've tested it by smoking 3 ounces in a night.. anyways, a 2 gram blunt of this stuff.. had me feeling like I used to back in highschool. I munched, I had uncontrollable giggles, I should have gotten more.. I've had afghan kush, afgoo, lemon afghan, but never this stuff, until now. I got it from a dispensary that only gets the most exotic strains from around the world (they also had Alaskan thunderfuck, original blueberry, and deadhead og at the time I was there, I got them all) as you can see, I had other options I really wanted.. but I should have stocked up on this, I underrated it. its a powerhouse, tastes sort of like bubba kush and hashplant, with a strong earthy taste, its not the best, but not the worst, but if you want to get absolutely obliterated by an abundance of thc, this is your strain.
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Mandarin Sunset

1/18/2021
As a citrus bud lover (tangie, cali orange, etc.) this one is a cut above the rest. premium relaxation, I've had herijuana before and it has that same spacey sleepy euphoric high to it, but with a slightly skunky, super citrusy amazing flavor to accompany it. I still would have to say that I like tangies flavor more, but it's also a sativa, which are more prone to having a citrus fruit flavor than indica, so this one is good for people who prefer indica, but love that fruity tangie taste.
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