C........J

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Recent Reviews3 total

Jillybean

2/25/2016
Just came across this yesterday, and it is indeed nomz. It looks and smells more funky than it tastes alone : large frosty, densely pistilled, light green sativa shaped colas, pleasant and smooth hitting, unique, mellow earthy/mango taste from well grown flower in new glass. Subtle yet sly, this girl might be one you'd underestimate if you didn't see what went into the next J your very chatty but suddenly quiet buddy passes you.... since damned if it doesn't change your head space before you're finished with the 2nd inhale. This coulda been called "wtf was I rambling about?!" This is an bullet-train of thought eliminator - which is nice, or nicely frustrating; if you were previously thinking stressful, or stressfully important thoughts... what were those again? Doesn't matter. Try. Juuust try to remember... anything close to that point you are flailing to make. Such as pondering why you are you getting blazed with such important stuff to think? These, and many other cerebrally deep thoughts twirl to bits and bytes out of your short term memory. So an hour or 2 later you won't even be able to convey how Jillybean crept up, suddenly pounced and planted you face down in your own drool. Insomia anyone? Problem solved. Seriously. Far more effective than the nightly zolpidem CR I've taken for decades (and now, no longer need whatsoever). So naturally the always super good and responsible decision making part of my brain decided, all by itself kind you... that this needed to be stronger. Therefore, while hopelessly rambling before drool-thirty, I whipped up some rosin from it. Same effect, just an order of magnitude mo'betta. Promptly upgrading us from, say, flying upon a private G5 (which sooo doesnt suck) to what I can only imagine a kushy Concorde seat was like. The only negatives? Short lived, dry eyed and unconcious may not be best for daytime? With a few more generations to work in some longer legs, this will girl be astronaut material. Si do keep at it you crazy breeders - fine, fine job here indeed.
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepyTalkativeUplifted

Purple Sour Diesel

2/25/2016
My particular batch of this was also not as purple or hybrid balanced as some phenotypes others have reported loving here. I found the local East Coast regular S.D. to be much, much better - likely due to a higher degree of grower skill. Truly I wish I had lab tested the batch I'm still working thru mason jars of ... 2 yrs later it's actually seems significantly better than originally. Is that possible? Dunno, don't care - it's total candy - only sometimes rivaled by the likes of well grown BD, GSC, GG4... My Psd batch was very good, just not tip top shelf - near identical effects, just 20% less. Very sativa like, daytime focused, upbeat and thought inspiring. No sense of heavy body effect / couchlock ever, but uniquely "3rd eye opening" inspirational. My wife and I found that equal proportions of SD, Fire OG and Bubba Kush make the perfect trinity for an epically naughty evening. Could some savant breeder please cross those 3 for us, that would be great, thanks!
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyTalkativeTinglyUplifted

Northern Lights #5 x Haze

2/20/2016
I'm shocked this is listed as a "new" strain. I had one of the best grows ever using NL5 x Haze back in 1993 with seed brought back from Holland, where iirc it won the cup about the same time period. It put everything else at that time to shame - both over there, and once back home. Very, very instantaneous mental effect and relief of any nausea, followed by total couchlock if overindulged.... as in please, for the love of God, don't use an ounce of this to make 4 seemingly innocent blueberry muffins. I had a ridiculous tolerance, yet just half of the "muffin top" had me immobilized within 15 minutes. Could... not... move... and then, of course, it only getting stronger for the next few hours inspiring promises of never doing anything so stupid again. I had my fingers crossed behind my back, so.....