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Recent Reviews2 total

Eye Candy

2/4/2024
This is a solid strain. It was dense, sticky; its trichomes plentiful. I used a bong and hit it hard. A lot. I then got incredibly high and goofy. Hella fucking goofy. 10 out of 10. I would recommend.
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyTalkativeUplifted

Gator Breath

9/28/2023
I’m reviewing Savvy Flower’s - Gator’s Breath from MÜV in NE Florida. This Indica dominant strain packs a heavy punch of IDGAF! Boasting absurdly wild levels of THC- maxing out at a resinous 34%, this diesel-laced, heavy-hitter will have your ass crawling through the those treacherous Florida swamps in the middle of the GD night! As a dense and dank mist begins to form and curl around the cuffs of your panicked, stoner feet.. that’s when you catch the scent of citrus and cypress in the air and you know before she hits, that it’s all over. Honest Review: I recently discovered this strain at a local dispo here in the good ol’ Sunshine State! 🌴🍊🐊 The scent on cracking open that deal was a rush of citrus and earth and heavy gas. ⛽️ ⛽️⛽️ This high-octane thrill ride will make you neither FAST nor FURIOUS. Almost immediate onset of a warm head high, feel it tingly, releasing pressure my shoulders. Very, f-ing relaxed. Ahhhhhhmf Ahhhhhhh. The taste and aroma (no 🧢 ) remind of autumn in the muggy Florida swamps, walking through a hauled trail in the middle of October. There’s a smell of citrus and cypress in the air and a hint of a gasoline engine whirring in the distance, the haunted hay ride awaits… I give Savvy’s Gator Breath a solid 9/10 for all around quality, flavor, and smokibility. Amazing and long lasting effects! -Bob Frapples 🍏
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CreativeEuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedTalkativeTinglyUplifted