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Well my first visit here was great, they had great flower for a great price and I loved everything about the place. My visit this time was for concentrate and unfortunately my experience was not the same. I found it rather difficult to make a selection first of all, there's no sample containers, the bud tender has to go back and get the bulk container and pick one out and show you. So if you want to see 10 different concentrates you are going to be there all day. Being able to view all of the concentrates more clearly and easier would have been nice. My next disappointment was the quality of the concentrate I received. Nothing had very good color from what I looked at, dark shatters and green crumbles which to me an experienced extract tech, can only mean a couple of things, either old trim or low quality trim was used to make it or too much heat was used. But worse than that was the half a gram of Zombie Shatter i got was extremely foggy which to me means it wasn't purged long enough and still has moisture/butane in it. Sure enough on my first dab as soon as it hit the nail something shot off like a firework or a mortar. That does not happen with properly purged extracts. Its a shame because the high is nice and other than the harshness and burn the flavor that is there is decent, def got a hint of og after my throat and nostrils were done burning. Price point is great - just wish the concentrates were purged properly. Hope my experience is better next time. I'll def pay closer attention to what I'm selecting.

I stopped by The Greenhouse in Glendale to check out what they had to offer. Selection was kind of slim pickin's but they did have a couple of strains I was willing to try - the Grape God and the Blackwater. It's buy an 1/8th get an 1/8th free for first time patients and I went with two 1/8ths of just the Grape God, I'll have to try Blackwater another time. I also received a free 1g house blend preroll for my birthday which was really nice of them to do for me. That turned out to be a really nice preroll - passed my preburn drag flavor test and burned really nice with no pops or cracks. Tasted really great and was extremely potent. Grape God was also a great choice - great flavor and a nice potent high to follow. Glad I stopped by, they have some great strains to offer at affordable prices. I can't say the same for their concentrate selection unfortunately - I didn't even look because the prices were so outrageous on their menu, I was stopping by strictly for flower. Hope to see some more strains up to par with the Grape God and Blackwater next time I stop by. I'm sure the good stuff flys off the shelf here.

I stopped by for my first time today, unfortunately I left empty handed. This is the closest dispensary to me so I figured I would check them out. They are a little pricey and selection looked slim from their online menu. The quality of the medicine i saw was very disappointing. There was only 2 strains i would have purchased if they had grams but they didn't. I was kinda surprised they didn't offer to make some grams out of an 1/8th or something. Having worked for two Arizona state licensed dispensaries I have done this myself for patients numerous times before if we had something prepacked. They had a tv screen in the waiting room with the menu, it had a section for grams but all it said was ask budtender for list of grams. Had it had an actual list I could have saved myself some time and disappointment. I guess ill have to go somewhere else for my medicine on my birthday - not that I expected free stuff but they wouldn't give me a free gram for birthday without purchasing anything. I would have loved to purchase one of the two strains that wasn't degraded or a "shelf filler" as my budtender referred to most of the selection as. To me that means they purchased it from another dispensary and in my experience its always another dispensaries left overs or something they wouldn't put on their own shelves. Oh well, would have liked to at least try what they have to offer but I wasn't about to spend my money on poor quality medicine, wasted my time stopping by though for sure.

Great place, great meds.

In my opinion Urban Green House is the most well rounded dispensary in Phoenix that I have been to. Everything is done right, from the parking, to the security, the bud room, the employee's, and even the prices. Quality of the medicine for the prices I feel is great. I liked how I was able to get in and out so quick and easy, their awesome bud room set up I suspect had something to do with that. I went with a gram of the Blue Northern which was on special for $10 a gram today. I also got to pick out a free gram and I went with Rug Burn OG since my budtender Shelby recommended it as on of their go to heavy medicating strains. I was very happy with my choices when I got home, the Rug Burn was my favorite of the two for sure, flavor was nice and the high was nice as well. Blue Northern was also nice, just not as powerful of a high, great bang for your buck though. I will surely be back to Urban Greenhouse in the future and highly suggest everyone to check them out.

Last batch I received came with a lab test result of 27% THC. Truthfully some medicinal stuff. Buds are nice and fat and full of sugar. Reeks of cheese and feet and slight fruitiness. Burns perfectly. High is very functionable and uplifting. Makes you want to go outside and do stuff.

Serious OG from Topanga Caregivers - Super smooth smoke. Easy on the exhale all the way through. 1 hit and you know to put the bong down. More and your on a roll.

Grease OG Full Melt Hash from Topanga Caregivers - Smoked out of the Eclipse Vape handheld. Bubbles up super nice. Super clean vapor, no harshness going in. Slight but deep lung expansion afterwords. Instantly feel tingly all over, mostly in my legs and feet. Very heavy body high with a lingering head high.

Very uplifting. Unique smell. Nice taste.

Great for pain and sleep. One hit goes a long way.