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member since 2019

Recent Reviews36 total

Blue Java

7/15/2022
I've never heard of this stuff before, but wow what a strain. Smoked a half gram joint with a friend and we were floored for a while. It came on very strong and very fast, which left both of our heads feeling rather odd. We then played some video games for a bit and while we found it a bit hard to focus at times, it was enjoyable and we had fun. Towards the end of the high we both got strong munchies, which again came on very suddenly. Overall, the high is very clear, but intense. I wouldn't recommend this for those new to smoking weed, but if you're experienced and see this, grab it.
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HappyRelaxedTinglyUplifted

AK-47

6/26/2022
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EnergeticFocusedHappyRelaxed

Dutch Kush

6/3/2021
This is the go to strain for my friends and I. I don't normally get the giggles from weed, but this strain makes me laugh my ass off every time. Great strain to chill with.
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EuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedSleepy

Phantom OG

11/30/2020
Woah. I rolled a half gram joint of this and made it about 6 puffs in when it hit me. I had to sit down and couldn't move for almost 3 hours. I felt like all my bones had turned into noodles.
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EuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyRelaxedTingly

Sherblato

10/21/2020
High sets in quite quickly and was very clear. Even though this is an indica dominate strain, it really hits like a sativa. Very strong citrus flavor with a smoky note at the end the hit. Only reason this isn't a 5 is because the high is not very long lasting.

King Kong

8/20/2020
When I think of King Kong, I think of strength, and that is what this is. Very intense body high that left me completely relaxed and stoned out of my mind for a few hours. A friend of mine who is new to smoking had some as well and described it as the best weed he has ever smoked. The flavor is very smooth, ensuring that every hit went down well and made for a very enjoyable smoking session.
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CreativeEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Purple Urkle

8/3/2020
Damn. I smoked one joint of this and I couldn't get off the couch for the next two hours. I also slept for 13 hours (I normally sleep less than 7) and I feel very refreshed the day after. I would say this is more of an evening strain, because I know if I smoke this in the morning or afternoon I'll get nothing done.
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GigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Great White Shark

7/7/2020
I picked up a gram of this out of curiosity. A strain called Great White Shark? Sign me up! I'm gonna smoke Jaws! Looking at the strain I can see where the name comes from, as the flower has a very liberal frosting on it, making it more white than green. The feeling I got while smoking was similar to when you go to the dentist and they put that lead apron on you for the x-rays. But it was my entire body. I was completely unable to move for 5 hours after smoking a quarter gram in a joint. Great taste and even better high.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepy