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Recent Reviews55 total

Black Runtz

6/24/2024
The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on Black Runtz. This is the latest Runtz strain I have reviewed. It is an Indica dominant hybrid that is a cross between Gelato x Zkittlez. The buds I had were small but potent. They were light green with dark orange hairs and they were also full of crystals. The smell of them was earthy and fruity. The buds I smoked were 25.70% and also had a fruity taste to them with some berry and citrus undertones. The high was very relaxing and euphroic and it had me in da couch in no time at all. As a result I found Black Runtz to be helpful in dealing with my pain, stress and anxiety. I would definitely recommend this one especially if you are a Runtz fan. I picked up this buds at Green Therapy Dispensary.
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepy

Blue Alien

5/20/2024
The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on Blue Alien. Now this one is a pure Indica strain that I really loved. It is a cross between Blueberry x Alien Kush. The buds I had were dark green and full of burnt orange hairs, white hairs and crystals. They smelled great with a combination of scents that was earthy and fruity. I also smelled blueberry and I thought a little diesel too. The buds I smoked were 24.56% and tasted great with a nice fruity floral flavor. I really loved the high which was very relaxing and euphoric and it put me in da couch. It definitely helped with my insomnia, pain, stress and anxiety. I definitely recommend Blue Alien.
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepy

GMO Punch

4/20/2024
The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on GMO Punch. Now this is an Indica dominant hybrid that I really liked. I'm a big fan of GMO so I was eager to try this. The buds were dense and a shade of forest green. They were full of red hairs and crystals as well. I found the smell to be earthy with fruity and citrus undertones. The buds I smoked were 27.49% and a nice fruity taste to them. I found the high to be very relaxing and euphoric and it helped with my pain, stress and anxiety as well. Overall I would recommend giving this one a try. I enjoyed it and think you would too.
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EuphoricRelaxed

First Class Funk

3/18/2024
The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on First Class Funk. This is an Indica dominant hybrid that is a cross of GMO x Jet Fuel Gelato. I love me some GMO so I was very curious to try it. The buds I scored were green and fluffy with dark red hairs. They were also covered with fine white hairs and crystals, very nice. The smell of them was earthy, with fruity and sweet undertones, kinda like candy. The buds I had were 28.65% and had an earthy, musky flavor to them with just a hint of pepper that gave me the nose tickle. I found the high to be very relaxing and euphoric, nice and mellow. This strain helped with my stress and anxiety but it did give me a little dry mouth. I would recommend this one.
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EuphoricRelaxed

Green Crack

2/25/2024
The Intellectual Stone here with my thoughts on Green Crack. This one is a Sativa dominant hybrid that I quite enjoyed. The buds were light green and fluffy with long dark orange hairs running thru them. They also were frosted with fine white hairs and crystals. Very nice. I found the buds had a sour skunky smell with a little diesel mixed in as well. The batch I smoked was 23.32% and they had an earthy musky taste to them. I found the high to be functional and energetic. It put me in a talkative mood and helped with my stress and anxiety. I would recommend this one.
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EnergeticEuphoricFocused

Gruntz

1/7/2024
The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on Gruntz. This one is an Indica dominant hybrid that I really liked. The buds were a small to medium size, light green in color and full of dark orange and white hairs. They had an earthy, fruity smell to them with hints of citrus and berry. The buds I smoked were 21.4% and they had a fruity taste with a little pepper that gave me the nose tickle. I enjoyed the high of Gruntz as I found it to be relaxing, euphoric and it gave me a nice body high. I felt my pain and stress ease tremendously. I would recommend this strain.
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EuphoricRelaxed

Jackfruit 3.5G Sativa Flower

12/24/2023
The Intellectual Stoner here with my review of Jack Fruit. This is a Sativa dominant hybrid which was nice. The buds I had were a dark green and full of dark orange hairs. I felt they had a earthy citrus aroma and I felt that I smelled a little diesel mixed in as well. The buds I smoked were 20.70% and had a nice fruity citrus taste to them with a little spiciness that gave me the nose tickle. I found the high to be relaxing and euphoric without being to intense. It puts you in a happy place. I also found it helpful in dealing with my pain and stress anxiety. A nice little stain.

Cheetah Piss

12/12/2023
The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on Cheetah Piss. A rather unique name for this 50/50 hybrid. The buds I scored were small, light green with faint orange hairs and a frosting of white hairs as well. They had a herbal citrus smell to them and I also caught a little bit of diesel as well. The batch I smoked were 24.2% and had a nice fruity lemon taste and I also detected some pepper which gave me the nose tickle. I found the high to be relaxing and euphoric but I was also able to focus and be creative. I found it also helped with my pain and stress. Give it a shot if you come across it.
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EuphoricFocusedRelaxed

Pecos Valley Production - Sunland Park

12/9/2023
The Intellectual Stoner here with me review of my latest trip to Pecos Valley Productions. As usual the service was exceptional and a big shout out to my budtender Ebony for being so friendly and providing such good service, Looking forward to my next visit

Larry Bird

12/8/2023
The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on Larry Bird Breath. This is an Indica dominant hybrid that was nice. The buds were an olive green with dark orange hairs that gave the buds an auburn appearance. They were also covered all over with white hairs. The aroma was earthy and fruity. The buds I smoked were 25.6% and they tasted of lemon and citrus, with a little pepper that gives the nose tickle. It had a nice relaxing and euphoric body high. This one definitely helped with my pain and stress and I would recommend it.
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EuphoricRelaxed