Jack's Cleaner
10/18/2021
I haven't tried a dispensary version of this strain, which likely sucks as legal weed is effing popcorn, but if you GROW this strain from Subcool, (JC2), it is off the charts AWESOME! I'm a spoiled rotten sativa head that STARTED OUT on REAL Columbian Gold! JC2 is TRIPPY! Not just that, but it has that rare TOUCHY FEELY effect! When I found myself eyes closed, massaging my chest (because it felt good!) I started laughing my butt off when I "saw" invisible rainbow clouds rising from chest. Euphoria? Off the charts! Flavor? DELICIOUS lemon. The only drawback to this BEST HYBRID EVER is that it gives you some "body weight". It doesn't lay you out, but it does slow you down a little, but not too much to dance or get laid. If you buy dispensary popcorn, you'll probably miss out. If you grow it, forget 12 week hazes! You'll be good! I rate JC2 as EQUAL to Columbian Gold! (which DOESN'T do "touchy feely") I'm TRIED of dispensary schwag knowing what REAL bud tastes and smokes like. Haze Skunk & DNA Genetics (another TOP breeder!) Sweet Haze kick butt too, but not Cleaner 2's butt. I bet Subcool's Jack the Ripper is even better being even more hazey, but JC2 is my favorite hybrid ever. Going to try Qualcan's version, but nothing in a shop is EVER as good as homegrown TOPS!