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Recent Reviews21 total

Runtz

7/28/2024
Being medical I've tried every runtz strain from pink, white, Red (my fav as it uses Faygo RedPop.. deelish), not to mention every time of non-runtz named cross. just here to say runtz isn't rare like the description says. Given it's popularity I can about find it at any dispensary in 2024 and even before.

Red Pop

11/30/2023
Sorry about the guy who got " Runtz Red Pop from Earth's healing" but it was earthy. They just didn't grow it right, with love care and the best system. That's why it pays to live in the weed capital of the world, where there's dispensaries on every corner like starbucks so the competition is higher. We only buy from the best companies, many times with 10-30% off if not free. The Red Runtz (Faygo Red pop x Runtz) I have is soo sweet and soda candy like, it's crazy. Then it takes forever ot burn. a normal kingsize joint lasts me maybe 10-15 mins. This Red Runtz lasts 3 sessions over 2 days. Crazy. My new favorite smoke. My friends brought over half a pound of it, I have a few ounces myself

Papaya Huasca

11/23/2023
smoked in a thai stick, higher than i ever been

Picasso

11/7/2023
'Picasso Black Label Flower is a bred-by-GDL masterpiece. One whiff reveals the heady aromas of juicy lemon zest from the Chem Brûlée(Copper Chem x Lemon Brûlée) side of the family tree, as well as Garlic Banger (Headbanger x HSB)’s potent gas and garlic terps. This daily driver smoke provides a potent, well-balanced high that will add some inspiration (and easy going relaxation) to any activity.' There are no reviews besides this one because this is an exclusive Colorado-only top-shelf slice of Heaven. 5% or less of Coloradans have been lucky enough to smoke this as GDL in general costs more than anything else in any given dispensary. You can normally get over a half pound (8 oz) of decent smoke for the price of one ounce of GDL. With that said, I am smoking some now and do find it to be a great daily driver. You can smoke it and not be too affected or high but still feel better than before. The smell curing in the jar is legendary like all GDL products. I start my morning with this, but will then roll up something heavier like GDL's Thunderdome or maybe even Amsterdam '97.
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Dirty Taxi

10/4/2023
If you live in Denver or surrounding area, you know there's only ONE place to get the best Dirty Taxi on Earth. And that one has been the legendary MVP of that dispensary (and our Mile High City) for a long time. If you get a chance to try it, you won't regret it whatever it may cost. Just got 2 ounces, it's been a year since I had it as I moved farther away from them but boy, it doesn't change and is very consistent. Unlike anything else.
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First Class Funk

8/2/2023
Every grower representation of a strain is different than the next grower of the same strain name, so the best reviews will tell you where it's from. But many reviewers still get what they can from "out of state" so they don't have that information, let alone testing info. I grabbed "First Class Funk" (28+% tested THC) from a medical only dispensary (half a pound a day limit on just dry flower, 30,000+ THC edible limit+). This strain was grown by the legendary "Bloom County". This strain costs double of what we normally buy ounces for, so I knew it was going to be good. Unlike the other reviews I've read in this strain, this one grown by Bloom County will knock you out like a true indica. It's just so strong, and I smoke king-size slims all day, keep 2-3 vape carts going all day, and take dabs morning and night for tolerance comparison. If you smoke half the king-size you won't be able to do much but lay down. Sure you can get euphoria and all that, but it's just so damn strong. A true one hitter quitter. Take one hot and you'll be euphoric and happy. Take half the joint you'll be comatose. As you can see, my review is very different than the other first class gas reviews, given who grew it in Colorado the mile HIGH city and capitol of the world. Also, the bag Bloom County put the cannabis in for the dispensary says "first class gas" but it also goes by "first class funk" in their menu (which their menu has over 500+ different cannabis strains a day to choose and buy) I love my dispensary
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Grandpa’s Stash

10/28/2022
A true veteran smoker/cannabis connoisseur will appreciate the genetics and old school smell, as well as high. When grown to perfection (like everything else at my medical only dispensary in the Mile High Capitol of the world, Denver), this is great flower for all day use. Won't knock you out, rather euphoric and creative. Just picked up a new strain, Grandpa's Wedding Stash ultra refined sugar wax. About to dab with my wife. Greets from the weed capital of the world, Denver!
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OG Kush

4/3/2022
OG stands for Ocean Grown, not original gangster.
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Golden Goat

12/29/2021
any real smoker can identify golden goat by blindfold and smell only. 8 years since my last time purchasing(in Denver, the Weed Capitol of the World), it has the exact same smell. Nothing special high-wise, as it's not a strong strain, but does the job mentally and energy-giving wise.
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Dirty Taxi

8/16/2021
Lineage/Genetics: GMO (Chemdawg X Girl Scout Cookies) and Chem I95 (Chemdawg X I95) by an Unknown Breeder. Some say Sativa, I say Indica in how strong it hits. Flavors: Sour, Earthy, Fuel, with a hint of citrus and a strong GMO funk. Very unique profile that you always know it's Dirty Taxi. How i expect a Taxi to now smell in NYC as well. A unique Funk Aromas: Pine, Earth, Fuel, with a hint of skunkiness. Think mothballs. Effects: smoke too much, prepare for heavy couch-lock. Starts off good and innocent, but soon enough you'll be out. Can never smoke a whole kingsize in one sitting, very hard. This is meant to be top shelf for sure. - Denver Medical Patient