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Recent Reviews9 total

Pineapple

8/5/2019
This strain gives the effects I would expect if I was smoking for the first time. Calm, relaxed, euphoria, a little aroused, buzzy sensation in legs with a tingling torso... Kinda your basic-bitch strain. The only thing keeping me from giving this a 5-star rating is the fact that it isn't the sort of strain that I'd write a friend and say "you have to try this" afterwards. But a great experience, so I would say it's a good one, esp. for people who haven't smoked before, haven't smoked in a long time, or are just looking for a baseline experience. Definitely experienced dry mouth, with a bit drier-than-usual eyes, but it wasn't overwhelming or uncomfortable. I didn't experience any noteable anxiety or paranoia, and as someone with anxiety, that was a perk.
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ArousedEuphoricHappyRelaxedTingly

Double Tangie Banana

8/5/2019
This strain's high came on fast and strong. I found my body having a pleasant heaviness like a weighted blanket, which got stronger as time passed. It didn't get overwhelming or uncomfortable. I was sick when I last smoked it, and it helped my congestion. There was a gentle pulsing sensation in my legs, and I found myself for the most part happy and relaxed, with bouts of paranoia interjecting. In the afterglow of the high, I was clearheaded, focused, and calm; an ideal combination if I was to smoke this strain on a weekend afternoon and then had to cook dinner. I will also say there was an element of arousal. The flavor was a sweet orange citrus, with a pine aftertaste, which I found very tasty. I would definitely recommend this strain, but I would warn anyone with anxiety that the paranoia is a factor that could detract from their experience, and that the dry eyes and dry mouth are *intense* in this strain... to the point that I detracted a star just for the dryness.
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ArousedFocusedHappyRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Bubblegum Kush

8/5/2019
This is a great strain! I absolutely adored smoking this. The taste is a spicy pine - heavy on the pine. There was a pleasant buzzing in my limbs, especially my arms. My eyelids and head felt heavy. I was sleepy but not unpleasantly or overwhelmingly so; just relaxed and drifting. I was sick the first time I smoked it, and noticed a marked improvement in the pain and inflammation of my sinuses and throat. I felt happy and mostly clearheaded. I think this would be a great strain for spending time with friends, movie night, etc. I was able to follow complicated plotlines in the show I was watching, and I was relaxed and at ease. I would strongly recommend it to anyone looking for a good Friday-night strain.
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FocusedGigglyHappyRelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted

DJ Short Blueberry

2/25/2019
This strain helped me relax and unwind after a stressful day. I could see this being a sort of "glass of wine before bed" kind of strain. I definitely was ready for bed after smoking it, but it didn't necessarily knock me out - a positive, in my mind, as it let me slowly relax and watch a movie before bed. I was clear-headed enough that I could watch TV or carry a conversation, but my thoughts were quieted, so if I had chosen to go to sleep, I would have been able to. I was uplifted, but not giggly, and while jokes were a bit funnier than usual, I liked that it wasn't overwhelming. A sweet spot to hit. Speaking of sweet, this was *tasty!* I could taste the blueberry right off the bat. Definitely a favorite for me.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted

Agent Orange

1/15/2019
Delightful strain. Not the most intense of highs: I found I could carry a thought and complete tasks while high, but at the same time, I definitely was feeling the effects. Granted, that is due in part to the lower THC levels in this strain than in others. This did cause some paranoia, but not so much as to keep me from buying it again. i also struggled with sitting still; this would be a great strain for pre-workout or for doing housework that would otherwise be a bore. And yes, it tastes pretty darn good, too. Overall, I would recommend this to someone who doesn't mind a bit of paranoia as a strain to use before tasks that are usually mind-numbing, as it will perk them right up.
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HappyRelaxedUplifted

White Fire OG

12/23/2018
This strain was very body-centric for me. I tended to have mostly clear thoughts and stable concentration, but my arms and legs felt heavy, there was a hum throughout my body (focused in extremeties), and my face was sensitized. Very enjoyable, and functional. I would feel comfortable doing things while on this strain. Also, this is a very tasty strain, so if you like a flavorful strain, this is worth a try! The drawbacks were that I didn't stay as high as long, and that there isn't any CBD in my batch of the strain - something I like to have for my chronic pain. If I didn't have chronic pain, I would recommend this to others with a higher rating.
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EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Sour Tsunami

10/18/2018
This is a great CBD-dominant strain, perfect for calming without getting high in the process. It made me calm and relaxed without a high, with some minor tingles in the face and hands - quite pleasant, overall! I will say that this strain didn't give me the pain-relieving aspects as it did for others; I had a headache, smoked, and felt little to no difference. I would recommend this strain to someone who needed relief from mental stresses such as anxiety more than I would for people in physical pain; especially for chronic pain sufferers like me. Other than that, the price-to-effect ratio was great, so I've already recommended it to other users irl.
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FocusedHappyRelaxedTingly

Dirty Girl

10/11/2018
This strand is delicious, with a balanced high, sure to become one of my favorites. It brings euphoria with focus, allowing me to watch TV or clean with no fear of losing track of what I was doing - a good strain for a user who wants to be able to function at normal levels while enjoying the effects. The one thing that brought this strain down for me was the after-effect. The day after smoking this, I found myself bleary-eyed and fuzzy-headed, with little to no motivation to get up and do things. This weed-hangover may not be applicable to everyone, though, and perhaps could be avoided by smoking early in the day, allowing for time to sober up before going to bed; more experimentation is needed.
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ArousedEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxedUplifted

Gummo

5/31/2018
For me, the high was slow to hit: approximately an hour before I felt much of anything. After it hit, though, it was absolutely marvelous. I had a hard time concentrating enough to watch a TV show and follow the plot, but this was a pleasant thing for me, as part of my anxiety is that it keeps an endless babble going in the back of my mind. The downside (not entirely unpleasant and minor, in my opinion) of this strain was that it made me slightly dizzy for a short amount of time, and that my ability to concentrate was very limited: I couldn't seem to stop moving. As the high progressed, this flipped, and I became very fixated on things; cleaning, researching, etc. I partook of this strain via a herbal vaporizer, and the flavor seemed very pine-y, bringing me back to pleasant days in the National Park near my hometown. Overall a great time. I felt fuzzy and tingly and happy for hours on end, and would love to use it again. Also, I'm usually unmotivated and cloudy-headed the day after being high, but this was not the case with this strain.
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EnergeticFocusedTalkative