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member since 2022

Recent Reviews5 total

Runtz

5/16/2024
So I’ve tried gelato 33, zkittlez, and Runtz Jealousy individually, but never runtz itself. This review is for Runtz jealousy (no strain on this website by that name) which I believe is just runtz x jealousy cookies First off what an interesting smell. Almost like gassy fruit punch. Delicious though. As a heavy smoker, it’s incredibly rare for a strain to cause couch lock mode to activate, but this one hit that. Holllly fuck. I think I ate 6 bowls of cereal. Stg I started speaking ancient Latin. I think I unlocked some divine relic in this strain? I started glowing. 10/10, PICK THIS UP. Runtz and jealousy cookies are each very popular strains for a reason, and they work WELL together.
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EnergeticEuphoricGigglyHungryRelaxed

Garlic Juice

4/30/2024
So all I can say are very strong things about this strain. Strong positives: • extremely potent, amazing and relaxing high • surprisingly decent taste (bong for me), considering the smell Strong negative: • terrible, terrible smell lmao The taste/smell: This strain smells like absolute body odor. To the point where if I have my jar of it I will not go out of my way to smell it, like I do with all my other strains. But, much to my surprise, it actually has a decent, crisp cheese taste, in a good way. The HIGH: after I took notes on the taste and smell, I didn’t feel anything until 6 or 7 minutes later, then BOOM, not like a explosion but more like a wave of total relaxation and happiness and euphoria that mellows out into one of the best highs I’ve had in a while. It makes me want to write music, and also it’s a good strain for sex, I got super horny on it lol. This is a fantastic strain, I only wish it didn’t smell like booty.
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ArousedCreativeEuphoricHappyRelaxedUplifted

Apple Fritter

4/30/2024
LISTEN TO MUSIC ON THIS ONE. This is a great, great strain. Amazing taste and smell, almost like sweet cereal. Smells a lot like another great strong strain, Froot Loops. This will have you feeling relaxed and tingly, but also euphoric and wanting to dance, depending on what your mood is. Great versatility, day or night strain. This is easily in my top 10 strains.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedTinglyUplifted

White Tahoe Cookies

10/10/2022
An incredibly potent and sticky strain, this one smells great and delivers a powerful high with a lot of the kief just sticking to the actual flower instead of falling into the grinder’s kief compartment. I smoked this with a girl I’d only been seeing for less than a week and we ended up not getting any sleep that night, if you know what I’m saying. Great strain for a smoke date.
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ArousedCreativeHappyRelaxed

Jelly Rancher

9/21/2022
Great strain, literally tastes like I’m smoking candy. I have a high tolerance and I smoked this and looked at the stars and I started soaring. Relaxing, euphoric high. Also great for if you’re smoking with someone you’re attracted to, because sparks will fly.
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ArousedEuphoricHappy