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member since 2023

Recent Reviews7 total

Super Lemon Haze

12/23/2023
this weed has turned me feral i feel like man first discovered fire
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricUplifted

Blue Dream

11/27/2023
This stuff feels really incapacitating. It's disappointingly not very energizing as described. It makes my body feel like a sack of bricks and makes it harder to think or focus on anything at all. When I got really stoned on this stuff, i tried to grab some cookies and it was hard to even count how many i was taking. Not worth a bad review though because compared to other strains that make me totally incapacitated, this stuff doesnt make me feel horribly sick, it's just really heavy hitting. This is probably the best heavy-hitting strain I've had. As for the taste, it's very bitter and herbal ,with only a hint of blueberry.
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RelaxedSleepy

Green Crack

11/23/2023
This shit makes me feel fucking GREAT! It makes me feel great in every way, it makes me feel great in my fucking body! My trans stoner friends, listen to me, this weed cures your dysphoria it makes you feel like yourself! Though I think it has a case of dry mouth worse than others, but this shit really just makes me feel so content with myself its so awesome. It also makes me feel very very talkative like I feel like I can just go on for hours and hours. I love this weed so much I need more of it this stuff makes me feel alive and it makes me feel full of many love and a billion joy!!!!!
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EnergeticTalkativeUplifted

Ice Cream Cake

11/22/2023
Definitely a good calm soothing high from this one. It feels kind of weak in terms of high it gets you, but it really really puts you at ease. I think this is the stuff that would be good for like meditating or something. Also kind of similar to my experience with King Louis strain where it makes me feel hypersensitive, but in this case i feel a lot more at ease with it, rather than feeling like I need to pull my skin off. The hypersensitivity with this one really makes it good for immersion though, like when listening to music or playing a game, or even just watching a show or movie. It's very pleasant. The taste is kind of bland but sweet, kind of like a sugar cookie, though to me it has a notable chemical aftertaste, especially with bigger hits, but it's not that bad. It's ignorable enough to keep using it happily.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxed

Pineapple Express

11/19/2023
Pretty lame weed, but it's ok. This stuff tastes more like mango than pineapple, with some herbal hints to it. It doesn't exactly make me feel energetic or euphoric as others describe, it kinda doesn't do much of anything. It makes me high, that's about it. It's just kind of a week high and not a very interesting one, and it kinda just makes me slouch around a lot. I think it's better in combination with other kinds of weed, it's kind of like filler, but by itself its like doing straight filler which is weird. My only issue with it is that this one specifically makes me very paranoid in the dark.
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HungryRelaxed

King Louis

11/19/2023
the taste is very bitter and pungent, makes it hard to vape without holding your nose. nowhere near as happy hour, which I've also tried though. they're the two worst i've tried and this one comes second. with this i can smell the cartridge to describe the scent as woody, earthy, pungent, and with a hint of pine, but i would say it more strongly smells like cedar. not bad, maybe i could light a candle like this, but its hard to completely inhale the stuff. (as opposed to the other which gives me a reflex if i try to smell it) I can't accurately describe the effects with the options provided on the site, but this one by far has the most intense sensory enhancing feeling out of any weed I've tried. Perhaps I'm giving a harsh review because I overdid this stuff not knowing what it would do, but when I tried it I had to turn off my fan in my room at its lowest setting because it became overstimulating. I could hear EVERYTHING. I tried to lay down because I also became hyper-aware of my skeleton which felt uncomfortable and exaggerated some of my joint pain, but then I struggled to feel restful because all I could hear was the sound of my computer's hard drive and a clock ticking in the other room. I wouldn't really say it makes me paranoid though, just hyperaware of my senses which ends up becoming uncomfortable. I'm writing this review the next day after I couldn't keep it up thanks to the fact my bones were killing me and I had to go to sleep. This stuff gives me a nasty hangover, I can still barely stay awake or get out of bed. my entire body feels like a sack of bricks. this stuff is brutal.
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RelaxedSleepy

Happy Hour

11/8/2023
I feel like this is last resort weed, when you have no weed left. It kind of sucks, the smell/flavor is so pungent it makes it genuinely hard to use, and then i feel like it doesnt even have any proper effects its so nothing. it just makes you feel high and slightly dizzy and thats about it. very little enjoyability out of it. the flavor really does feel like submering your entire nose and mouth in a puddle of gasoline when you vape this stuff it's a horrid experience. this is weed for when you're really desperate.
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HungryRelaxed