J........5

member since 2020

Recent Reviews14 total

GMO Cookies

9/23/2023
I am a medical user and I usually use two hours before bedtime ( PTSD and joint pain). This strain messes up my sleep EVERY time and I’m still giving it 5 stars. It’s that good. It takes care of my joint pain, but also stimulates my mind. I get super introspective and insightful - like see how I could be more compassionate in my relationships with people. Yeah it’s kinda “hippie”, lol. I also come up with great ideas for activities to do with my son, and makes me see the good in all people. Man this is GREAT medicine. Impossible to have any negative mood while taking this, as well - you will crave company, too.
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feelings
CreativeFocusedRelaxed

GG4

5/4/2023
This strain is great for pain. More effective for my joint pain than Percocet. Intense body high with no negative side effects (no more Percocet for me).
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feelings
ArousedRelaxedTingly

Sherbert

2/12/2023
Oh man, I definitely did not think I’d find a strain that I liked better for my medical needs (joint pain, ADHD, MDD) than Blue Dream, but this one is AWESOME. First off, it’s energetic, but in a clean way. A way that I can focus it for what I need to get done. And talk about the focus! I noticed I am way more ambidextrous when on it. For example, I can brush my teeth with my left hand as equally skillful as with my left. I can write cursive with my left, etc. The neurons are firing on both sides of the brain (Creativity). And the mood is great. A+++ strain 👏👏👏
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CreativeEnergeticFocusedUplifted

Wedding Cake

9/5/2022
This is currently my all time favorite strain. I’ve been looking for an Indica-leaning hybrid that would not put me to sleep, and I found it. This strain relaxes the body while stimulating the mind. I can see how some might feel some paranoia as it induces some major introspection. Brings those buried thoughts/feelings to the surface, but to me that is super therapeutic. I find myself to be super outgoing/talkative when using this one, and also relaxed. Stretching feels amazing, and exercise is sublime. I love swimming laps in the pool with it. Only complaint is the major cotton mouth, but it’s easily remedied. Oh, flavor is also a plus - has that hint of GSC baked goodness with some vanilla notes as well. Honestly, though, this could taste like ass and still be my favorite strain. Great for pain, social anxiety, and the bedroom, lol
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feelings
CreativeFocusedRelaxedTalkative

White Tahoe Cookies

7/9/2022
This strain is amazing. I typically do not favor the effects of indica leaning strains due to often feeling “foggy-headed”, but suffer from joint pain and find myself often using them to aid in sleep. This strain relaxes the body like any good indica would, but wakes up the mind like all my favorite sativas. I usually keep my doses pretty small (3-5 hits from the vape pen in low setting). This one is strong, and lasts a long time. I didn’t even know I held tension in my chest and shoulders until I felt them relax after 20 minutes. I could work while on this strain, I could hike on this strain, I could sleep on this strain. Truly amazing - haven’t had anything close since Blue Dream or Dutch Treat as far as one that checks all the boxes. Oh yeah, tastes good too.
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feelings
CreativeEuphoricRelaxed

Lava Cake

11/23/2021
This is an incredible strain. I took it about an hour before bed to help with my neck pain and honestly, felt like a stick of butter melting over a stack of pancakes. It is also great for meditating, and stretching/flexing feels incredible. This would probably pair well with yoga. I can also see it boding well for anyone suffering with racing thoughts as it helped me focus on one thing at a time, in a leisurely way. Taste is interesting - kind of grape-ish on inhale and chocolaty on the exhale. It creeps though, so beware of that
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feelings
EuphoricFocusedRelaxedTingly

Jack Herer

4/13/2021
It’s good weed, but not the best. I find it does energize me and relaxes, as advertises, but the effects are short-lived and I always seem to crash afterwards. May try some phenotypes as there is a lot of promise.
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feelings
ArousedEnergeticHungryRelaxed

Durban Poison

4/1/2021
Very energizing, like straight Espresso mixed with “Happy” juice. Great for kicking off the day as I found myself making “to-do” lists and “getting it done”. I love that I can function completely while on this, yet feel great, motivated, and also social. This strain is absolutely perfect for wake-and-bake. Only complaint is the taste, to me, is too grassy. I ended up choosing this strain as a buffer in between my favorite hybrids, as I felt like my tolerance was getting too high. It was an excellent choice in my opinion as four hits off my cartridge (thanks heavy hitters) and I was good to go for the day. Also great for arousal ;)
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyTalkativeUplifted

Gorilla Snacks

2/27/2021
This strain is absolutely amazing. Better for pain than any I’ve smoked this far. I have a high tolerance so takes me about 7 hits on the vape for evening use, or two for daytime, depending on what I need to do. Great blast of Euphoria right off the bat, then settles in to the body numbing couch lock (if I hit seven times). No paranoia for me, but definitely introspective and thought invoking as well. I love sativa’s, primarily, and I feel I get all the good from the sativa side with the added bonus of a full body numbing and pain reduction. Great strain!
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ArousedCreativeEuphoricHappyRelaxedTalkativeTingly

Northern Lights #5

1/25/2021
This strain is simply amazing. I typically favor Sativas due to Indicas usually knocking me out but I did not have that problem with this one. Prior to smoking this, my favorite strain of all time was Super Lemon Haze due to the mental boost with introspection. Well, I got that with this, but also total body relaxation. First strain I have ever smoked which has this invigorating cerebral effect combined with total, amazing couch-locked tingly bliss. 5 stars. Amazing.
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feelings
CreativeEuphoricFocusedGigglyRelaxedTalkativeTinglyUplifted