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Recent Reviews7 total

Orange Daiquiri

9/13/2021
Bland and unimpressive high, kind of heady and generally relaxing. Flavor is only slighty citric, mostly tastes like fuel and dirt. I didn't care for it but would be willing to try it again if I can find a higher quality source. The buds smell great and look beautiful, its entirely possible I had a low quality sample.
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Relaxed

Tropicana Banana

9/13/2021
This is delicious stuff. You can kind of taste the orange and banana flavors, but to me, what it really tastes and smells like is brown sugar, and that's amazing. It hardly tastes or smells like weed at all, It's like candy. It's strong, yet energizing, good creative sativa feelings in the head, but relaxing like an indica on the body. If it wasn't so expensive I'd smoke it all the time lol. Always big fat buds that break out great too, a great choice whenever you can find it.
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedTalkativeTinglyUplifted

Donkey Butter

9/13/2021
This strain smells like cookie crisp and dead animals, tastes like diesel smoke, the glue on the back of stamps, and sugar, and knocks my ass out in less than an hour every single time. I've never smoked weed this strong and I smoke top shelf dispensary stuff all the time. It's just coated in yellow white crystals, it's wild looking. It's not good for socializing, working, driving, being productive, ect. It is absolutely amazing for treating pain and insomnia. Save this one for bed time for sure. If you do stay awake on it, have some eyedrops and snack nearby, it could come in handy. Very tingly buzzy high and a slippery headspace.
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GigglyHungryRelaxedSleepyTingly

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

9/13/2021
My dispensary carries this as a bottom shelf strain. Why?! It breaks out great in the grinder, the high is energetic and trippy, and the flavor is out of this world. Lemony, skunky, minty, and some other savory flavor I can't quite place. It's got it all. It's an incredible strain, big fat nugz and beautiful. I'm going to have to start growing this one lol
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyHungryRelaxedTalkative

Fat Banana

9/13/2021
This is a solid strain, it tastes like bananas and dirt lol. It really is amazing how much banana flavor this strain can pack, it makes up for the earthy dirt flavor that the after taste can have, especially towards the end of a bowl. It's a good stony high but it won't knock you out, so it's a good weed for socalizing, listening to music, and chilling. It can get kind of headache-y if you smoke too much, but luckily a little goes a long way.
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HappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Divorce Cake

9/12/2021
Delicious flower, Sweet, weedy, fruity. It's hard to place the flavor really, It's like lemon and grape, with a creamy funkyness that's pretty unique. If you smoke from a bowl, clean it out for this one, it's really tasty, don't ruin it with resin lol. Save this for bedtime or a movie you don't actually want to see that your SO is dragging you out to. It'd be great for that lol. It's STRONG. I start getting really smiley and nod off and I can't focus on anything when I smoke this dreamy strain. Good for sore people, I have nerve damage and I don't feel much other than high when I smoke this stuff.
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GigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTingly

Lemon Butter

9/12/2021
I Tried Lemon Butter #2 from Narvona recently, and it's become a new favorite, as far as indica leaning bud goes. Every time I go to the dispensary for my weekly 4 random 1/8th's, I walk out with this. Lemon butter is a smooth hitting, strong strain that is perfect for after hard work or workouts to sooth aches and pains, and it has a pleasant, uplifting happy headspace. It dosen't completely knock me out either like some other strains that I like, and that's a big plus for me because I can relax and still be focused enough to trade crypto all night, for example. Flavor wise, the name is spot on, It almost reminds me of shrimp scampi, minus the shrimp of course. It's got a strong lemon flavor upfront, and a garlic buttery, creamy, earthy undertone that's just delicious every time. Sometimes you can detect little chocolate notes in the aftertaste, if you aren't too far down in the bowl/blunt. It smells just like lemon butter on your hands after you handle it. It's a really special strain.
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CreativeFocusedHappyHungryRelaxedTalkativeUplifted