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Recent Reviews13 total

Orange Cookies

2/4/2020
Uh, wow. I had two tokes of a preroll that was labeled 14% THC... but it felt like 35! I was SO. EFFING. HIGH. Really wonderful body relaxation... I haven't been that relaxed in I don't remember when. Quite psychedelic mind effects: music was three dimensional and I could feel it in my body. There were a few moments of anxiety-- it happens to me when I feel out of control-- but really not too bad. My legs were numb and tingly-- that was a first. Next time I'd only take one hit! Don't expect to get anything done with this strain. I was pretty well immobilized for an hour.
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EuphoricRelaxedTingly

Nectar - Mississippi

10/18/2017
Second time here. This time the service was great, but the flower is old and dry as a bone.

Cannabliss & Co. - Firestation 23

8/8/2017
I got good, inexpensive bud here, and the gal who helped me gave me some amazing life advice that I am very grateful for. And it's in a firehouse, parking is not a problem, and you can stop here on your way to Division to eat amazing food while high. What more could you want? Oh, yeah, the bud... was just fine. Would recommend.

Pre-98 Bubba Kush

6/20/2017
If you are looking for a strain to help you sleep, look no further. Make sure your teeth are brushed and your face washed, 'cause you'll be out for the count once you take a hit of this. Insta-tranquilizer... just what I needed!
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepy

King Louis

6/19/2016
Best sleep strain I've found. When you want the job done right, send in the King. Unusual taste and smell. Couch locked but still pretty lucid. Lovely bud, recommend highly.
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EuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Monster Cookies

5/25/2016
Holy wow did this get me high. One hit and I am gone. Lovely bud as others have commented- very purple and green with tight buds. I bought mine October 1st- one of two of my first legal purchases here in Oregon- and it's now May, and the buds are still pretty sticky. Takes about 5 to 10 minutes to hit full on. I can still write this review and I'm at my full high (I think), so it's still maneuverable, but damn I am floating on a purple cloud. High-grade cannabis right here.
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EuphoricHappyHungryUplifted

MTF

5/4/2016
Back in the 90s, we used to get this stuff. Nice to see it's as much a mindf*ck as it always was. This stuff is no joke. One hit and I am high as a kite. Don't think I could leave the house though.
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EuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedTinglyUplifted

High End Market Place

1/2/2016
So, I went to this place 6 months ago, but just realized I'd never left a review (stoner). I made my first legal purchase here. Now that I've tried a few other places, I can honestly say HEMP is first-class. The budtenders were friendly, approachable, relaxed, knowledgeable, and occasionally hilarious. The space is bright and clean, in a sweet old house that's retained some of its charm. And the bud was fantastic- great quality and sealed well. All in all a very pleasing experience.

Hindu Kush

12/17/2015
I wrote a review last night, but wanted to add to it and up the stars (why can't we edit our reviews?), because the best part of this bud, and the reason I bought it is, it put me to sleep!!! I've been having problems getting to sleep at a reasonable hour, and chamomile tea wasn't cutting it. Not only was this a lovely high that put me down into relaxation mode for about an hour; after that hour, while reading other reviews, I started nodding off uncontrollably!!! And then got my ass to bed, where I slept soundly! So if you need something for insomnia, try Hindu Kush! I'm a fan now.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepy

Hindu Kush

12/17/2015
Nice stoney high. Powerful but also pretty gentle- it doesn't take over your whole head. Definitely an indica in its hypnotic high- don't plan on doing much- but doesn't send you into outer space. Sat listening to the rain and examining the architecture of my place at the initial peak. Everything felt very 3-D. Has settled into a nice stone. Note: this was after one hit and two beers.
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EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted