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I’m scrooped out of my mind! Love the Girl Scout Cookies lineage in this one. Pungent earthy and chocolate aroma. High hits fast and I felt it almost immediately hitting my eyes and spreading into my limbs. Definitely one of my new favorites.

Just got an ounce of this beautiful bud from the grower Cherry in Denver. Bag appeal is off the charts. Instantly hit with a powerful punch of sweet candy and dough. Bids are gorgeous, purple hues, and covered in hairs and trichomes. The high hit me like a rocket ship to Mars. I couldn’t stop laughing or talking, and I didn’t care. I was having too much fun! Best strain of 2022, and maybe ever! A+

Quite frankly, the most beautiful strain I’ve ever seen; super dense nugs covered in frosty trichomes and dark orange hairs. The smell is equal to its looks; sweet, citrusy with a hint of earthiness. The high wasn't quite what I expected, being more sedated and couch locked than energized, but it was very euphoric. The flower I got was from Cresco and it topped out at a whopping 34% THC! A little pricey, but if you want to spoil yourself, and if you can find it, do yourself a favor and treat yourself!

I agree with what others have said about Terrapin: very hit or miss. I have liked some of their strains, however, and Sabotage is definitely one of their best. Strong high with a quick onset, giving a raciness to your thoughts, only to be followed by a mellowing sensation as the indica kicks in and relaxes the body. A great combo of both its parent strains: GG #4 and White Slipper.

Quite literally, the strongest strain I’ve ever smoked. Got a cartridge of this from Cresco, testing at 82% THC. This one is a heavy hitter, so novice smokers should go lightly with this one. The taste is like fresh bananas dipped in gasoline, so kinda funky, but the high will send you into orbit. It hits quickly behind the eyes, and spreads throughout your body. The high did come with some anxiety and paranoia, along with making your head feel rather spacey. The high also lasts for quite a long time, so it’s probably better to smoke it on a day with no big plans.

Without a doubt, one of the best smelling and tasting strains I’ve ever smoked. Smelled like fresh tangerines, and the taste was very citrusy, with a tinge of earthiness. The high was nice and chill; no paranoia or anxiety whatsoever. In fact, it’s one of the nicest, mellow highs I’ve ever had. Definitely a top strain. Got an eighth of it from gleaf. Buds were lime green and covered in fire orange hairs and frosty trichones.

Just, wow! The high from this strain came on quickly, hitting right behind the eyes, then spread over the rest of my body like an electric shock! I got this as a live resin cartridge from Cresco. The taste was extremely piney, like smoking a Christmas tree. The high was extremely powerful, and actually hit me continuously in waves over the next several hours. As an experienced smoker, I was impressed with just how high this strain got me. Novice smokers should be careful of how much they take, as there can be some heavy anxiety and paranoia at larger doses. A+ strain.

This strain is definitely not for beginners. As a seasoned veteran, even I was surprised by just how powerful this bud is. Picked up and eighth of it from Moxie. Hit fast and hard, gripping me in a full body buzz and hazy rush to the dome. After an initial wave of paranoia, I was able to relax and let myself enjoy the high. A wave of euphoria and energy enveloped me, and I felt all my troubles melt away. GVK is truly amazing.

By far the best strain I’ve found to battle my depression. Got this as an Illera cartridge at 86% THC, and the instant I tried it, my depression was immediately replaced by a rush of euphoria. I feel so relaxed and happy on this strain, but without the raciness and anxiety that I sometimes get with sativas. The flavor profile is also impressive, with a nice combo of citrus and pine. If you get a chance to buy this strain, don’t pass it up!

Quite literally, one of the best strains I’ve ever tried. Got a live resin of this by Cresco Labs. The flavor profile is amazing, like a bowl of fresh cherries with a little tart finish. The high is amazing, coming on strong and hitting behind the eyes, and quickly spreading throughout the body, making you feel completely tranquil. Time seemed to stand still, and I became rather talkative on it as well. The high lasted a good long time, but no paranoia or anxiety. Absolutely in love with this strain!