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S tier Sativa. The only other similar Sativa is Ace's High, and that's labelled as a hybrid, too, a lot of the time. There are a lot of sour diesels and jack herers out there, and most, if not all, of them will get you high, but they aren't a bodybag sativa. This is the kind of weed some dude will smoke and say they are not high. This is also the kind of weed that can give you a 'bad experience.' You probably wouldn't be able to smoke enough to get ill effects, but I challenge anyone who can stand Sativas to smoke a blunt of this to the head and say it's not one of the most cerebral highs they've had from a dispensary.

BG Waltz haze is a dogsht sativa. I don't understand the idea of making sativas with body highs. It's like powder keg, it gets you high, but it's not really the high you want. It's grimy.

Reviewing Mr., specifically the NuERA type. DO NOT BUY MATTER EVER!! One of the best crisp highs, makes you wanna do something. Tends to lead to chain smoking, though. The "my eyes might look a little low, but I'm down for whatever" type.

I feel like Jack is a pretty mediocre sativa. WOW, right? I wouldn't come here and say that if I didn't feel it was important for me to state. I mean "I've had better." Everyone and their hybrids. Jack, despite being medium THC range, is a slightly sloshy high. It's bearable, but a good sativa, to me, when you smoke it, you feel like the world is being intensified, you almost feel like you're 'not really high', and, in excess, it resembles lite psychosis (as I'd imagine it) until you eventually fall on your face and rest. It's like being an X-man or something and anyone who has felt that feeling knows what I mean, and Jack... may do that, but it impairs your coordination, vision etc too much. I fully acknowledge that other sativas may also, but some 'other part' might make it seem less (like I can smoke that 25%+ stuff, what-even-is sativa with approaching-30 THC! Impossible) inhibiting. The vision thing is my biggest problem; that's generally the first sign of what will be 'too much.' I can still do whatever, but I KNOW I have lost function and that bothers me. That's why I'm not a drinker. JACK WHAT DID YOU DO. TLDR: Jack Herer is lala land weed. I refuse to accept any Sativa as lala land, but it does give energy and focus (a couch lock focus.)

Imagine sitting on a screened in porch and listening to bird chirps, each chirp would be the only thought in your head, not even a thought, just your aural response to each noise. True clarity. That’s an amazing thing to have. I haven’t done this dispensary thing very long, and frankly a lot of it is trash, or it looks like trash, tastes like trash, but it still gets you super high. I haven’t seen that many brands and strains, but I’ve seen a few. Enough to know this is the best I’ve seen and probably one of the best overall. It looks amazing, picturesque. The buds are a bit popcorn for people who have seen a lot of weed, but they have definition in them so they look beautiful still. Tastes great. I’m not going to try to describe its taste (haha when people do that…), but it has a taste, it is a distinct taste, and I’d bet most people would say it was a pleasant taste. After that, it just comes down to personal preference. Some people want to go to sleep, maybe. You could sleep, but you probably wouldn’t want to anymore. Definitely a 4.5/5 star level bud. I was not expecting the quality. It’s on ‘the list.’