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This is a child of Wedding Cake and Gelato. I like Wedding Cake a lot, but Gelato gave me some bad side effects, so I wasn’t sure how I would feel about this one. Turns out I love it; it’s like Wedding Cake’s trippy and euphoric head high with Gelato’s relaxing and potent body high. It’s a creeper, like it’s parents, so be careful. It comes off as clearheaded, but it’s not (which I consider a good thing). The body high is deep and alleviating; the head high is as well and eventually got rid of my headache. If you have the right stimuli, it’s super tingly. I spent my time on this laying down, watching my aurora projector, while listening to the Midnight Mass soundtrack and it was like religious ecstasy; I felt like I could feel God ??? It was intense. I’ve had many strains that make physical feelings more amplified, but only a few that do the same for emotions; this is one of them. No downsides so far; the only thing I can think of is that it’ll give you slight munchies, but you’ll be too lazy to do anything about it. It made me smile and it has a party vibe to it, but in a very chill and sleepy way. It tastes like chocolate, cream, vanilla, berries, and tea and tastes bittersweet and citrusy too.

It smells EXACTLY like blue raspberry candy <3 The flavor is hard to describe and I’m not sure how I feel about it; pungent and piney. The aftertaste is delicious though; sweet blueberries. It immediately got rid of my back pain and calmed me down. After a while I started to feel sleepy too. Then I couldn’t feel legs lol (but in a tingly and good way). I felt floaty and comfortably heavy at the same time. Amazing relief. Helped with my cramping and anxiety !!

My new favorite and the highest I’ve ever been lol. It tastes pretty bad; like pepper, diesel, herbs, citrus, and wet earth. You’ll start to feel soothed almost immediately. No matter what form you take it in, it acts fast. It definitely impairs coordination and thinking, so be ready for that lol. You’ll feel happy and heavy. It feels fun to move, even though it’s difficult lol. This one’ll make you breathe heavy, but it’s relaxing and tingly to do so. It’ll give you a divine, heavy head high, heavenly sensory overload, glorious tingles, and celestial euphoria so blissful and other worldly that it feels like religious ecstasy. I didn’t have any anxiety though. It made me sleepy and emotional in a good way. I felt a lot more connected to everything. It made me very smiley and easily amused. Strong couch-lock and dry eyes. I cannot get over how intense the euphoria and tingles are, especially with the lack of paranoia. It’s a good medicinal strain despite how dopey you’ll be. It got rid of my headache and it helped with my depression, anxiety, and most importantly my PTSD and OCD; no more debilitating anger or awful, racing thoughts and images or nightmares. It’s long lasting too. Thinking is fun af, even though you forget everything every two seconds. Your whole head will feel sooo tingly and good; even just tapping your teeth together. The comedown is super sleepy. The only bad things about it are when you’re coming down from it you’ll really need to be careful when walking around or standing and doing things. I almost passed out lol. The couch-lock definitely intensifies. (NSFW warning) This’ll make you horny too. I’d rather it wouldn’t, but that may be a plus to you.

The taste is lovely; hellllla sweet and fruity, but real harsh to the throat. It has a slightly earthy aftertaste; herbs, wood, and tabaco. It immediately calms you and puts you in a good mood. It has a pretty nice head high that settles down into a floaty, full body buzz. It’s great for all kinds of pain and makes me smile too. Everything feels comfy, but it’s kinda hard to explain it lol. Nightmares and nausea are knocked out. You won’t be able to feel your legs lol. It’s great for stress and anxiety, as it’s pretty uplifting and the most relaxing strain I’ve tried. It’s moderately tingly and euphoric, but mostly chill and dreamy. It feels like you’re floating on a cloud or waves/jello. Everything sounds amazing, especially ASMR. It’s tranquilizing without being sedating or making you feel too heavy. Hellllla munchies. A sleepy comedown. Sometimes it makes me restless and it eventually gives you the usual dry eyes.

This was so delicious <3 It’s definitely the best tasting strain I’ve ever tried. It has an extremely sweet, nutty, creamy citrus flavor with a nice earthy aftertaste. It smells a bit like tea, wood, Play-Doh, and glue (not in a bad way). You get a strong body high. You’re relaxed, chill, happy, and euphoric. It feels like there’s a rave going on inside your brain in the best way. You come up with good ideas but you’re not very functional lol. Movement feels really good; even just swallowing. You feel tiny and weightless. Everything thing is tingly; even nothing. It helped with my nausea and put me in a good mood. The progression is very smooth and it makes you feel very floaty. I also think this strain makes me smarter in a weird way. It has a very calming comedown. Now the bad. This made me more paranoid than any other strain and it’s the only one that’s ever made me hallucinate. The peak is kinda mild and short-lived. The munchies are aggressive and it kinda messes with my memory too.

I immediately noticed it was relaxing and a good pain reliever; it helped my back pain and headache. It’s definitely the sweetest smelling/tasting strain I’ve tried; like vanilla and sweet berries with a grassy aftertaste. The first night I tried this, I thought it made me really nauseated, even though I was already a little nauseated before I got high. I also thought it made my stomach hurt and increased my heart rate. When I tried it again the night after, I didn’t get sick at all, so it was just whatever I was already feeling; with that being said though, don’t take this for nausea. I guess it made me a bit paranoid too. Onto the good. It’s hella chill with good tingles and euphoria. It’s extra tingly in your ears and throat; even breathing feels good. Moving and massaging your head feels good. It’s not arousing, but it gives you a comforting, tingly pressure over your pelvic area. It’s very potent and good for sleep; I didn’t have nightmares. The peak doesn’t last for super long, but it has an extremely calming, soothing, restful, loose, emotionalish, and long lasting comedown.

I’m still kinda high writing this so bear with me lol. The onset made me very chill and goofy. As it starts to kick in you’ll notice a warm, strong head high and a sense of physical and mental relaxation. Sounds start to sound better and everything is tingly. The tingles get extremely intense when it peaks, as does the sense of euphoria. You’ll be talkative (but in a inspiring and happy way) with this one, so have water ready because it dries out your mouth pretty bad. You’re still able to think and speak and have a good time, but I definitely wouldn’t call it a functional or clearheaded high. With that being said, it can still make you kinda slow and forgetful; you’ll be too giggly to care though lol. It’s uplifting and makes you think; helps you think of ideas. It encourages both fun or deep socialization and conversations. It feels like you’re getting a head massage when it peaks. It makes me feel floaty. It’s extra tingly around the ears, temples, and cheekbones. Music sounds great, especially the upbeat kinds. It definitely has a party vibe. My eyelids got heavy, but I wasn’t tired. Laughing feels so good. You’ll get munchies, but it’s all good because this strain makes everything taste delicious. The comedown is calm and a little sleepy, but soothing. The taste is okay and the peak is short-lived. It helped with my depression and anxiety (:

Okay so this might be my new favorite indica ?? I think it dethroned my Purple Hindu Kush. Anyway. It was very fast acting, maybe even more so than Sour Diesel, which is wild (especially for an indica). When it kicks in, the first thing you’ll notice is your body and mind becoming extremely relaxed, followed by a strong and tingly head high. As it builds, you will be very calm and your body pain will melt away. You get this very floaty/groovy sensation; like you’re laying on jello or a waterbed. Y’all know that meme edit of Squidward dancing and wiggling his arms with the psychedelic music ? It’s like that but slower and more chill; like that’s how it feels lol. Even though it’s a vibe, it does make you very sleepy, so definitely plan for that. This actually made me more sleepy than Blue Dream :o Blue Dream is still the best for my nightmares though. I should try it with rum and really knock tf out. I digress. It’s great for sleep; it makes you super sleepy without feeling groggy (like a lot of indicas do), but it’s definitely not a clearheaded high (which is a plus to me). It did wonders for my anxiety, PTSD, and OCD. I didn’t even realize I had fallen asleep till I woke up from a YouTube add. When I checked my history I saw that I’d finished the playlist I was on in my sleep. When it peaks, the tingles get intense and sometimes it can feel like an out-of-body experience. There is a very soothing sense of blankness and euphoria. Despite the lack of focus, I found it to be creativity inducing, though all I did was think and listen to music and random videos. I didn’t notice much of a comedown, but you’re chiller than usual for a good while after the high. Slight munchies a good while after as well. The THC percent is lovely too; fairly potent. Now onto the bad. This is definitely the most drying strain I’ve ever tried, but it’s very worth it; just have water nearby. The worst thing about this is the taste. It’s weird because it doesn’t smell like much, but it’s the worst strain I’ve ever tasted. At first I was just like “it tastes like Runtz or Pineapple Upside Down Cake ew but whatever” which is still true, the taste was just so much stronger than I expected. It tastes just like Runtz but even worse and the taste lingers for a long time. It literally chokes you lol. It’s still worth it though lol.

My first sativa experience !! Okay so I always tried to stay away from them because I have multiple anxiety disorders, but not only did this not give me anxiety, it actually helped it. I took it in a tincture. It had a very quick activation time; I think the quickest I’ve experienced so far :O I immediately felt soothed and uplifted both mentally and physically. I started smiling for no reason and the first thing I did was a little dance, even though I don’t? remember any music playing lmao. It’s somehow both chill and energizing; both relaxing and motivating. There’s definitely a head high, but it’s not foggy. Sensations feel really good. I took a shower and the water felt mad good against my head. It was kind of a creeper, especially with the tingles. I thought they were weak at first, but then they got really (in a good way) intense; especially on the top of your scalp and the center of your face. Eventually, it’ll spread to your temples and feel like you’re getting a constant head massage. It would probably be great for headaches. It didn’t fully take away my aches and pains, but it soothed them and it definitely helped my depression, PTSD, fatigue, and nausea. It doesn’t make you sleepy, but it does make your eyelids heavy. You feel somehow heavy and floaty at the same time ? It’s a warm and comfortable type of heavy.. Everything feels great against you and any kind of movement feels effortless and fun. It’s very comfy and definitely has a laidback party type vibe. It made me very happy and more empathetic to others people’s happiness; laughter and smiles are contagious with this strain. The comedown was surprisingly sleepy. It’s an energizing strain, but the comedown was soooo relaxing. I drank a little rum and it knocked me out lol. I felt more spiritually connected than usual as well. It’s also the longest lasting strain I’ve tried !! Okay so now the bad. There isn’t much to say. The usual dry mouth is there and it tastes so nasty; like diesel, tar, chemicals, pepper, lemon, mint, flowers, and rotting things. Also, it messes with your spelling lmao.

This was the first strain I ever tried and after trying others, I don’t like this one as much, but it’s still good. The tingles are good and it makes you kinda sleepy. It’s slow and very drying and the comedown is kinda bad. It can be sedating at times which kinda sucks if you don’t have a good cerebral high to go with it. I found I liked this strain more in higher doses. I should probably try it again. There can be slight paranoia, but nothing terrible. I like the taste; it’s very earthy.