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11/26/24 Just got this strain and I must say, ayeeeee! Bag appeal is very nice but, when you open the bag my my my. She smells like diesel fuel and tropical tree fruit. Easy finger grinding due to soft but dense nuggets. The taste of this batch you get the best flavor profile of both parents. Tropical fruit sour dough. Thc on this batch clocks in at a whopping 30% with a CBG of 2%. If you find this strain get ready to feel like that ballon from a kids party that got untie and you’re floating around lmao

This is in my top 5 tastiest and dankness. A sugar rush and at this point it doesn’t taste like ganja just pure candy. The batch 3.5 of flower I had was reaching 25% and a CBD of 2%. Smooth large clouds of sugary smoke. I rolled a fat one and the lift is calming but will get you to cloud 9 maybe 12. With a cruising speed and calm landing. Rainbow belts is amazing.

Clean friendly atmosphere. The teller was cool showed me his favorite strains even let me smell the flowers. Got an apple jack sativa Rove melted diamonds vape, Splash brand Purple Octane and Cheech and Chong’s Love machine, both flower.

Got it flower form and first time smoking this strain. Got a 3.5g of the flower. Soon I open the bag you get an instant smell of sweet pine, earth and smelly cheese. The flower is medium size buds but dense not hard too break with fingers. Color is dark green with almost black leaves and dusted with yellow tent crystals. Taste on inhale is sweet pine but on the exhale it’s pure smelly cheese. THC % on the batch I purchased was hitting for 25% so leafy that 18% isn’t accurate. Super high but energetic will have you finishing chores quick and with such focus lol.

A dessert flower that will have you questioning the cosmos. The batch I got here in NY has me intrigued. Light green bud with a yellow core dusted in yellow. Off the open of the bag I got bananas instantly with a chemical after smell. Rolled up in king size blue pack Element papers and a little grabba. First taste was tree fruit banana on the exhale taste was the strawberry but with a chemical dankness. Half way into the spliff eyes got heavy and laughing at the most random things. Doesn’t leave you couch locked gives a calming but energetic sensations. I do believe multiple spliffs or rolling up a doink of this will have you spaced out.

The name fits this flower perfectly. If you want to get lifted but not couch stuck, this is it. Sundae driver will have you in a giggly but focused and creative euphoria. Sweet and creamy with a light citrus taste on inhale and exhale. I’m a business owner and this really opened my talkative creative mind. Pure motivation in this strain.

My first time experiencing Donkey Kong. Visual appearance of the buds are captivating. Dark green covered in a creamy colored frost with brown hairs. The taste is phenomenal and will make you feel like you’re on the island with Kong himself. With a lemon lime lollipop and an earthy diesel undertone. The lift is quick rise and long lasting. At the beginning the lift will be focused then boom you’re happily smacked without any thoughts. Top tier strain.

Think of this as a late night snack. Had in flower form. Lavender color buds with sugar frost and orange hairs. The taste is literally of a strawberry shortcake but also has the fuel taste on the under note. Left me stuck snacking and watching all of the Wick movies like they was brand new.

Lifted high as a B-52 Bomber. This batch is light green purple with white frost and orange hairs. Sweet with a hint of diesel aroma. Most definitely not for consumption if you got things to do because you will be lazy and couch locked. Numbing arousal feeling will want you to grab your partner for the night of fun and sleep.

Hands down taste like Thin Mint! Buds dark green and chocolate. Hairs brown like chocolate. The aroma is of thin mint cookies. Inhale taste of chocolate and spice, exhale is minty and sweet. Had grade A1 quality years ago and can’t find it the same again. I’m sad