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309 OG

3/2/2022
This indica just hit the local dispensary and is flying off the shelf's. Instant relief to feet and lower back pain. Calming and slowed breathing as the mind eases. Great with music now. And then heavy eyelids. Good stuff.

MK Ultra

6/15/2021
First time MK Ultra user. I just sparked a bowl about 5 minutes ago. I'll update this as it starts to kick in. I hope it's like a shoe to the head from a police horse after some rioter tries to pet it. 7 minutes in: Well, that didn't take long. Immediately, that pulsating rush to the brain happened. I'm currently relaxing and looking at big fkufy clouds on a beautiful sunny day. 1 minute in: my body is extremely relaxed and my mind is toying wit me. I have arthritis in my ankles and feet and almost inno time, I can feel them better and am in less pain when I walk. I'm inspired to pay music. I've chosen to spin Wilco's Yankee Hotl Foxtrot. I want to hear "Handshake Dugs." Its fitting at the moment. 20 minutes in: still feeling great. No anxiousness or nausea. I think I'll be the higher I've eve been. 40 minutes in: I'm having trouble typing on my phone. I might be the window licker on the short bus. 90 minutes in: this ain't no joke. Whoever created this strain, who hurt you a a kid? Hahaha! I'm being hammered like a porn star ina gang bang. Gotta lie down now. Gonna toss on a Chapelle stand up special and fade out to somewhere new. 3 hours deep: great nap. Very calm. Still fel it a little and ... I'm gonna burn it with fire, again. 3:20 in: guess who's back? Back again. With some rest, I'm motivate to paint. I'm not in te nude yet. Went into a dark bedroom looking for something I can't remember now. I couldn't see for shit; I just felt my way around the room like a blind man at an organization. Took my eye a little lnger to adjust than normal. 5 hours deep: still feeling great. I thought about sending someone a text earlier, but took me 10 minutes figure it out that I had not without checking my phone. Should I send it? Pondering over simple taks is taking a lot longer than I'm use to. Mello mood has got me. So, for me, I think this will be a before bed bud. Next day: feel relaxed. No morning MJ dumbness. No shaking off the cobwebs. I'm good to go. I totally recommend this powerfully fun and relaxing strain. High: 9.5/10 Stress reliever/pain relief: 9/10 Smell: 5/10. Honestly, kind of like a couple of days old dog poop lying in the grass at a park. Earthy. Then ... like a pinetree air freshener. The kind you find in evey cab in Chicago. Taste: 8/10. Strange, it tastes a billion times better than it smells. Light, clean and subtle. It has no citrus hints at all. This tastes like you've eaten the entire Redwood Natinal forest. Tree huggers gonna be Mississippi leg hounding people all sy long after a pull from this. Inhale: 10/10. Snoop Dogg with a mic in his hand, smooth. Actually, this is the smoothest Indica I've eve had. You hardly knew it it went down after realizing you're holding it in and then exhaling it out. Phenomenal. Burn: 10/10. It's not super sticky or tacky, but its not dry and leafy like it looks. It blazes ultra (no pun) perfect for puffing a toke here and there. It instantly stops burning when you stop lighting it. I wouldn't recommend using a gravity bong or water bong with the shit-kicker. You could clear a 3-footer without even coughing afterwards. Overall: 9.9/10. Witout question, this is the best cannabis I've ever tried. Praise sweet baby Jesus that I get it home grown from a good friend. I'd give it a perfect score, if it wasn't for the fact that something else might come my way I yd future, that's better. It will be a photo finish before I could decide the winner. This is top shelf stuff, man, not sped rail garbage. I highly (no.pun) recommend it for anyone who needs a good vacation from their mind. A job done. A job well done.
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GG4

6/15/2021
I'm recently back in the cannabis world after a long hiatus because of work-place (cop shop -- 911 dispatcher) bullshit drug testing. I currently have some nerathopy and arthritis issues. Gabapentin only helps so much for my nerves and foot numbness, and my depression, loss of appetite, PSTD, and the anxiety have been through the roof lately; as I can imagine a lot of people's are with the chaos going on with a pandemic, cop shootings, riots, and unemployment, etc. Anyways, I don't want to consume any more bug pharma products, so I returned to MJ. My brother gave me a little green bag to try. He told me to take it slow, because "Glue Berry" is a heavy hitter. I did. I eased into it for about a month before I actually allowed myself to get high. As described by many in these reviews, taking heavy hits will make you tethered to the couch all day. In a good way, if your body and mind need the rest. It slows everything down some. It's calming. For me, the mental high wasn't as intense as mentioned in the top comments on this review. Not that this is a bad thing. It was just enough to drift off for minutes at a time, daydreaming, and relaxed. Hungry. Sleepy. Cozy. As I am starting to get used to this strain, I recommend using it at night, before bed, maybe after a hit shower, and then putting on anveady-going movie. A stupid comedy like Dumb and Dumber. It's not going to make you piss your pants from laughter, but the high will give you just enough energy left to let out a little giggle here and there as you start to drool on your pillow. I will say, the body buzz is fantastic for me. It's really not a buzz, just a muscle relaxer. My feet feel like they're the bean bags from the game "cornhole." Or bags. However you and your friends call it. Your boots will get heavy on this. So, parked on the couch it is. During the day, I felt numb, bored, and lazy on it. Calm, fine, but useless. No stoner boner on this either. I really enjoy this at night. It's perfect. Tomorrow, I'm trying MK Ultra for the first time. Supposedly, it's tits. Intense. Stupid happy fun. A day time. Here's my review of Glue Berry: Smell: Floral, sweet, lingering, addictive. It's like walking into a Dead show. 9/10 Taste: delicious. The sweetness of the berry really shines at the begining of a bowl, and then at the end. Super tasty there. However, in between, there becomes a chemical taste tats hard to explain. Like accidently nuking/melting leftover blueberry pie in tupperware. But in a good way -- where the pie still is good, but you can tell it was just a warm up in the microwave because you can taste the plastic and last night's leftovers -- if that makes sense? 8 /10. Smoke: (I got a very leafy and dry bag) harsh inhale. Harsh exhale. Throat burner. A cougher. A loony lung sticker. Not a first date puff puff give kind of weed or your date might get turned off High: potent when smoked enough. Perfect, if you go easy and still need to do 3rd grade math. At the end of the day, not strong enough for me to hear noises or see vivid colors or s link elephant. 5/10. Body/health: 9.5/10. Daddy likey. Can get off the couch without any pain or being hump-backed and looking like a neanderthal. Feet fel great. I wanna kick a football, but mamma says that's the devil's sport. Appetite: 8/10. It's a munchy strain for me. It doesn't make me want a king cut if prime rib, but a bowl of Fruity Pebbles is like eating at a 3-star Michelin restaurant. Libido/$ex drive: 0/10. Who cares, it's time for a good night's sleep, not lying in the wet spot. Happiness: 5/10. Glue Berry is medicinal for my body. It's not like fishing out on nitrous and laughing your ass off after. Creativeness: 2/10. I put sprinkles on my ice cream instead of chocolate magic shell. Wasn't do bad. Overall: 7/10. Will use daily (at night) for pain, anxiety, insomnia, and arthritis. I truly like this. It's a hall of famer, but not in the top five greatest players of all-time.
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