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Berry White

2/26/2017
Grower: Slab Mechanics THC: 66.3% CBD: 1.26% Method: Butane/Propane Man is this stuff tasty for a $13 1/2G Slab Mechanics deserves a shoutout for quality oil at a great price. Anyways Berry White is a really nice cross of two classic strains that makes a great indica dominant strain. Its a very uplifting strain that sets in a good calm happy state, but you can still function properly with little couchlock and sleepiness which makes it great for going to the movies. It doesnt stir up much appetite but still does to an extent which is great for the movies as it makes for good snacking and not a full on meal. Scent wise there is little from it being oil but it has a subtle scent of earthy berry but thats it. As for taste though its excellent with a strong note of blueberry/strawberry that lingers for quite awhile and is not earthy at all and almost tastes like a strawberry starburst and not like cannabis. It was a very smooth smoke and light on the lungs where strawberry was a bit heavier of a smoke when it comes to oil. Overall its a great indica dom that I would reccomend for someone newer to cannabis or indicas or someone who just doesnt want a couchlockey indica. 8/10
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Chocolope

2/22/2017
Grower: Happy Tree Valley THC: 34.01% CBD: 0.0% What an incredible sativa that is just amazing for a great boost of energy. Seriously this can keep you awake like coffee at night which makes it awesome for studying late night,late night gaming sessions, and going out for the night. But this strain also really shines in the morning with some coffee it is almost like Adderall as its a very focused and clear headed high, but has loads of euphoria along with a pleasant uplifting body high. It has a nice cerebral feeling that is not overpowering like super lemon haze. The scent of this strain is incredibley pungent with a strong sativa sweet and chocolatey mocha finish from the chocolate thai. However there are slight notes of a skunky grapefruit or melon from the cannalope haze. The taste is that same sativa sweet that has that spicey chocolate finish like a mexican hot cocoa. The smoke is very light and a really smooth smoke. Its great medically for something like ADHD or glaucoma treatment for the day as well as fatigue. I was very impressed with chocolope and is now easily my #2 favorite sativa other than HazeWreck.
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MK Ultra

1/30/2017
Grower: Dynamic Gardens THC: 26.01% CBD: 0.4% WOAH this stuff is gonna make you drop to the ground with couchlock and a super relaxed and euphoric state. Makes you very forgetful as it is ridiculously stoney. After about 30 min or so It get very euphoric/giggly with just laughing for zero reason, but after about an hour and a half it gets more sedating until you nod out. The smell is quite simple but very pleasant. It is a strong sweetness with a good bit of earthiness but after a bit you can get some notes of a sweet citrus. The taste is very much like the smell except the citrus comes out a bit more after the exhale. The smoothness of the smoke is incredible as if felt very light on the throat and barely makes you cough. Buds are pretty light and not very dense with a nice lime green color and tons of light orange hairs, and are loaded with trichomes. Its a great medical strain for pain, lack of appetite, migraines, anxiety, insomnia, ptsd, glaucoma, neuropathy. But I wouldn't suggest using this during the day unless you are just chilling at home for the day. Really good strain and recommend picking it up.
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Middlefork x Pineapple Express

1/26/2017
Grower: TopShelf THC: 21.9 CBD 00.3 This is one heck of a party strain. This strain is super fun and uplifting and can turn a bad day into a good one. Very euphoric and giggly with a boost in energy that will help keep you up at night for those long gaming sessions or night out. Starts out with a very heady/hazey punch and over time mellows out into a nice 50-50. The smell is VERY complex with many notes of citrus like limes and oranges. You can also smell a skunky,sweet-honey grape. Its so pungent you just cant stop smelling it. Taste is very flavorfull but not as complex as the scent with a sweet citrus and a aftertone of berry with a smooth smoke. The buds are thick and big and mildly dense and have little stem to bud ratio. Overall its a very top notch sativa and would suggest picking it up over something like grapefruit, sour D, or lemon haze if you have the opportunity. 10/10
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Strawberry Cheesecake

1/25/2017
Grower: OCI THC: 31.5% CBD: 2.5% This is a really stoney and couch-locky indica. After opening the bag you are hit with a delicious and pungent aroma of strawberries and cheese. It also tastes great with an instant hit of berry and then on the exhale a skunky/spicy cheese. Its moderately euphoric compared to something like cherries jubilee or grapefruit but is much more of a stoney haze where you cant get up after eating everything you have. After about an hour and a half it gets more sedating until you pass out. It is very smooth with a proper flush/cure. The gram looked like 3 pebbles and a rock but each nug was insanely dense where it was hard to snap in half and would gunk up any grinder I have. Very pleased with this strain as its great for after a long day of work or staying in for the night watching netflix 10/10.
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Cheese

1/4/2017
Grower: Moani Naturals THC: 22% CBD: 0.4% I was suprised how good this strain was with very calming and relaxing effects. Its a very smooth strain with a slow come up and long effects. This strain is amazing for ptsd and anxiety and not overwhelming at all. This is great for pain relief aswell as it will relax the most knotted up and tense shoulder muscles and will eliminate eye pressure. A boost in appetite and some sleepiness is to be expected. Scent is a sour cheese with a certain amount of earthiness and light tones of citrus. The taste is sour and cheesy and very smooth on the lungs. This is a effective strain for medical use. 10/10
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Strawberry Cough

12/18/2016
Grower: Ga ga Mr. Twister THC:28% CBD:0.5% oil infused preroll. This is one of the tastiest strains i have ever had! With the oil it made it taste like candy it was so sweet and fruity. It was very complex in flavor as you could taste sour apple, berry, strawberry, skunk, and cherry but was mainly strawberry. The smell was just like sweet cut strawberries and skunk. The high was really good giving you an small energetic boost along with waves of euphoria. It gives a really nice body high with a strong but calming head high. Little to no paranoia and anxiety with this strain unless you smoke a bunch then it might get to you if you are newer. Overall a great tasty daytime and evening strain or if you are trying to stay up it will be better than an indica. 10/10
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Key Lime Pie

9/2/2016
Grower: Northwest botanics THC: 11% CBD: 0.05% Harvest 5/31/16 Okay this strain is amazing the taste is great the smell is great and the high is great. The taste is very flavor full even for a 5$ gram the the store, It tastes just like key lime pie but some nugs are a little more minty that leaves your mouth kinda numb and tingly. And the smell is just like keylime pie but its very subtle as a nug but after grinding it its just like a fresh key lime pie. The effects were a good indica dom hybrid at 60/40 were it gave some haziness to the head and gave a good body high. This is one of the tastiest strains I have ever had and it was just a cheap gram so it can get alot better with a longer cure and flush.
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GSC

8/31/2016
Grower: Or grow THC 23% CBD: 0.3% this a very potent strain that gives a very euphoric heady high that has some entertaining body effects that gets becomes dominant later in the high. The smell has a kind of spicey earthiness with a hint of sweetness. It is similar haze with a flat smell of stevia leaf. It doesn't leave a super distinct taste other than a bit of herbal spiceyness but its kinda harsh on the throat though.
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Bay Dream

8/24/2016
Grower: Blacksmith Farms THC:23% CBD: 0.16% CBG: 1.3 Terpenes: 1.6% This is a really nice uplifting and euphoric high that just makes you feel good. It also has some entertaining body effects and isn't a super hazey strain that allows you to think pretty clearly but there is a good bit of forgetfulness with it. The smell is crazy as you can smell a citrus with blueberry's and is quite sweet and the taste reflected it greatly with a strong berry with a sourness to it. It is a smooth smoke and isn't to harsh on the lungs and throat. The buds were lime green and were very light, fluffy, and wispy. This is a really good late night sativa as it doesn't give you a racey energetic high like durban poison so it is also a good for someone who is new to sativas or weed in general.
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